Life is unfair sometimes. First I was cutting grass one day and the next thing I know, I got hit by f@!#ing lightning! Now I am in Canterlot working for the Princesses as a gardener. I can't leave Canterlot because of two reasons, Celestia thinks I am a threat to the Elements because I know too much of them and I could end up betraying them and blah, blah, blah. That's understandable, it's for security reasons. But the other reason is that…

she thinks I'm too perverted to leave Canterlot. Can this day get any worst!?

Author's Notes: Oh i am going to update my story every two weeks. Takes place during Season 1. If I did not tell you Geoffrey is a brony(only watch season 1) and his brother is not a brony.