Bollocks of Steal

In the near yet distant future of the year 2024, in the brony infested city of Detroit, Michigan lies a subtle yet disgustingly kept household in the mane-street apartment complex. Room 2-420 harbors the lard infested man baby known as Deadward Rodriguez Testikhols, better know as Lightning Buck. The 18 year old neckbeard is blind when it comes to emotions outside of his little girl’s show and eating pineapple pizzas, but he is soon to find out that his life is about to take a dramatic turn, for better or worse. It all started on a rainy Friday night.