Deadward Rodriguez Testikhols, alias Lightning Buck, is your “run of the mill” brony living in Detroit; except he is a vampire. He weighs 269 pounds, measures 5’4” and has no sense of hygiene. He has 4 inch thick glasses, acne on every square inch of his face, and large puffy lips. His neckbeard is messy and unkempt, and is home to all sorts of vermin and has several splotches of white stain. Due to his chronic diarrhea, it is a Rarity to see him out in public, as he has terrible bowel control. Known to his Gaia Online friends to be 18 years old, he is actually 420 years old. He spends his free time on 420chan masturbating his 12mm dick to anything he can find, usually cartoon foals.

Written by Steelrain and Cocomunches/Ponykido228.