Yoglabs: Dimensional Portal

"Okay, guys," Said the head of the minecraft operation. He was with his posse of builders as he lectured them on their next project, "Once we're done with the forest continent, I think we should make a desert-y oil mining town right about here." He hit the sand on the ground. He immediately found an Iron block. "What the-" the man asked.

He broke the block, and fell into the halls of YogLabs. "Hello there, mister." Doctor Sriviramen said from around the corner. "Who might you be?"

"My name's J-" he said, before he was cut off.

"It doesn't matter, just follow me."

"Okay, uhh, sir." the mystery man said.

Sriviramen led the man through the halls of YogLabs, and dropped him off at the door labeled Interdimensional portal. "right in here. It'll tell you everything you need to know."

"O-okay?" He said, as he entered the door, and was sucked into the portal.

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Twilight Sparkle was in her library, sorting books when Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Simon arrived. They barged through the door, scattering themselves across the library, and destroying Twilight's perfect order. Again. But she wasn't concerned about that.

She was observing the human. She said, "Girls?"

"Yeah, Twi?" Apple Bloom asked.

"What is this?"

"It's a human! His name is Simon."

"A human?!" Twilight asked.

"Yeah! He's really friendly."

"Hey." Simon said, getting up from the pile of books.

"I've ALWAYS wanted to meet a human! My friend Lyra is always going on about you all, and I've never believed her."

"No, we're real." Simon confirmed.

"Hm. Mind answering a few of my questions?" Twilight hopefully asked.

"Sure." Simon said.

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After hours of aimlessly walking, Lewis and Sjin found themselves a grate, leading to the outside world. It looked away from the mountain, and had a waterfall of sewer water into a pool of waste at the base of the mountain. "Well, we found our way out." Said Lewis.

"But how do we get through it?"

"I have an idea." Lewis said. "But I'll need some more rope, and a big, thin, rock."

Sjin gave him some more rope, and a stone perfect for skipping.

Lewis tied the rope to the rock, then to the grate, and he then slipped it between the bars, and dropped the rock. The rope quickly became tout, and pulled the grate right out of it's socket.

"Good job." Sjin complimented.

"Thanks." Lewis said, "Now let's go." He then slid down the edge of the mountain, and landed in the sewer waste pond. Sjin followed. They were out of prison, and now in the countryside.

"I saw Sips land in that town a few miles away." Sjin said.

"Then let's go that way!" Lewis said.

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"So," Twilight asked, "Where do you humans come from?"

"Earth."

"What do you eat?"

"It all depends on what your preferences are. Some people like meat, some like veggies, some like everything. I like Jaffa cakes."

"Jaffa what?"

suddenly Simon remembered: The Jaffa Cake. The one he and Pinkie had been cooking. That was hours ago! It must be done by now. "I'm sorry, I have to leave." Simon excused himself and ran from the library back to Sugar Cube Corner.

He burst through the candy house doors, and saw Pinkie there, standing motionless behind the counter. "Oh, hey Simey!" she greeted.

"Hey, Pinkie. How's the Jaffa cooking?" Simon replied.

"It should be done here in a few sec-"

BRIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

"That's it!" Pinkie exclaimed. She opened up the oven, and pulled out a baking tray. On it lay a single cookie, the top end smothered in chocolate, and the inside filled with Orange Stuff. A Jaffa Cake.

"It looks amazing." Simon said. He walked up to it, and put the single cookie into his mouth. He crunched it, and it tasted even better than the real one. Shame it took 12 hours to cook one. "Is there any way to cook them faster, Pinkie?"

"Well, there's always one way." Pinkie said, putting a wielding mask over he face, and pulling a Flamethrower from behind the counter. It spat flames across the shop.

"Let's get cooking!" Simon exclaimed as he got the ingredients together.

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Yet another ball of fire erupted from the skies over Equestria. This one contained the mystery man, who now was on a crash course with Ponyville.

He collided with the town hall gazebo, going in one end, and coming out the other, crashing into a grey pony with blonde hair. He lay on the ground looking up at her. He saw her eyes, once off, but now perfectly symmetric. She looked around and smiled. She was normal again.

Then the man realized he lost his glasses. Then they flew through the air, colliding with the pony, as well. She got up again, and frowned, as her eyes now looked in two opposite directions again. She hovered, and flew away.

The man got up, grabbed his glasses, and put them on. He looked around, and said, "Oh, hell. I'm in My Little Pony Land." He said.

"Look!" Said a high-pitched southern voice, "Another human!"

Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo now all stopped at this man. He looked up at them, and said, "Who are you?"

"What's your name, mister?" Apple Bloom asked.

He said, "My name's Jesse. Jesse Cox."