Enigmatic Exploit and Undeserved Gratitude

There's a interesting maxim out there on the subject of ambition, ''Seek mickle, and get something,'' or the reverse, ''Seek little, and get nothing.'' The latter is me. I've got unexpressed wants. I am in love. I know that's immensely hackneyed, but, it just works so well. Though it's not a special someone, it's a special twosome. They're Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy.

Twilight's voice and her warm smile, especially the twinkle in her eyes, makes her so attractive.

Fluttershy's cuteness, hair and the way how she hides her adorable face makes me want to reassure her, remind her that I'll protect her from the cruelty of others.

I want to tell them how much I cherish them and how I don't want anything bad to happen to them. I never told them about my fondness for them.

What the buck am I talking about?! I'm a helper, not an amorist.