Enigmatic Exploit and Undeserved Gratitude

There's a saying about those who speak ill about others: ''It is a good tongue that says no ill, and a better heart that thinks none.'' On the other hand: ''It is a bad tongue that says only ill, and a worse heart that thinks only of that.''

Rainbow Dash. The very bane of my existence. Her bright colours always make me feel grey. I detest her for one main reason: She insults and belittles me. Using her infamous phrase, ''The Forever Blank Flank.'' It's not only what she says, it's what she does when I have to work for her. I usually help her by being her test dummy, minus the safety restraints. Sometimes, when I'm hanging onto a ledge, she, literally, leaves me hanging there.

So, I come home, covered in cuts and bruises.

Sometimes, we have races. They, generally, end with me abashed by Rainbow Dash. Frequently, with her saying: ''You're so slow, that Tank could beat you without his propeller hat.'' Oh, if she only knew.

Unbeknownst to Rainbow Dash, I possess a special ability I call ''Red Streak'' which makes me: gallop five times faster, have eyes that are very bright with a red tint, defy all biological functions and knocks out anyone I collide with for up to three hours. But, I'm not going to broadcast it. I prefer to have a element of surprise.

I bucking hate Rainbow Dash!