A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
She's here, little fillies!
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAs everypony was staring in awe at the guest's sudden dislike of lamps, Twilight didn't notice as Spike belched a letter.
The letter then decided to smash into Twilight's face.
The impact caused her to fall down.
"Spike! What was that for?" Twilight said, mildly annoyed.
"Sorry! It was by accident!" Or was it?
Twilight opened the letter and read aloud as everyone was listening:
"Dear Twilight Sparkle, I'll be there in a few."
"What? What's with the winking face?"
"Your Mentor, Princess Celestia. Well, that was odd." Twilight said.
To make things more weird, they heard a THUMP, causing Fluttershy to cower and whimper.
Then they turned toward the door.
Just then, Princess Celestia busted through the door, causing her to mutter 'Oops, poor door.' under her breath.
"I am here, little fillies!" She burst out, making everyone (but Twilight) look at her as if she where insane.
"Princess! I'm so glad you're here! This creature removed the lamp over there from existence!" Twilight.
"Oh, Twilight. You're such a kidder! Ha ha, you had me going there, I thought a Minecraftian was here... well! I'll be on my way!" Celestia said as she turned around and bounced along to the door, but Twilight stopped her.
"Princess, wait! It's real! But I don't think it's a Minecraftian.. whatever that is." Twilight said, worriedly.
Celestia turned around to face Twilight.
"You are a good card-board builder; I'll give you that. But you cannot be joking like this on me. I just got my work done and I was about to watch-" Celestia stopped mid-sentence because she saw the guest move. Then Guest 8543 slowly turned his head towards Celestia, creepy grin and all. "AUSTRALIA!" the guest yelled.
Celestia fainted, by shock. It was either that the fact that the brick thingy that wasn't Minecraftian had a scary face, or by the fact that it talked.
Gilda was flying to Rainbow Dash's home in Cloudsdale, knowing that it was a little too late in the evening (about sunset) to be over there, but she was too cool for that junk.
She knocked on the door, waited a minute, knocked on it again, and yet no success. This is so UNcool... Gilda thought.
She then remembered her last visit here in Ponyville, she could be at the library hanging out with her lame friends. But she had to suck it up and go with the flow. Cool or not, she had to be friends with her again because she had no one else to turn to.
She then decided to go over to the library, grudgingly.
Meanwhile, Twilight and her friends had to pick up Celestia's fat butt off the ground and put her on the couch in the living room. It took all 6 (including Spike, that would make it 7, then.) of them to pick her up because she was so darn heavy.
The Young and the Restless started playing on the TV.
"We should leave the show on, Celestia's old so she'd like it." Spike said.
That comment resulted in him being hit in the head several times by everypony.
"Don't say that about the princess Spike, you know you deserved that." Twilight said.
"Darling, you're not going to be with me anytime soon if you don't respect your elders." Rarity added.
Rarity's comment made Spike feel like he was ran over.
So he just walked gloomily back into his room, to make it worse his head hurt.
"Hey! Aren't we like, forgetting something?" Rainbow Dash said.
This resulted in the rest of the 5 mares started thinking.
...
"Um, aren't we... forgetting the block critter?" Fluttershy said.
"Oh no! We need to check on it!" Twilight said, terrified. Who knows what this thing could have done when they where gone?
Everypony ran back into the main room and got even more confused.
Why was GILDA here, facing the block thing?
Where did the part of wall that belonged to the entrance go, too?
"All your base are belong to us!" the guest yelled, his face looking different.
"Uh. What is this dweeby thing saying? It doesn't make sense!" Gilda said.
"Gilda, why are you here?" Rainbow Dash said, confused out of her mind.
Gilda, suddenly forgetting about Guest 8543, said. "Ugh, I'm sorry I acted like a jerk around your friends. It's just that.. I have no one else to turn to." If you could look closely enough, you can see that she was on the verge of tears.
Rainbow dash then took her to an unoccupied room to talk.
Now everyone was confused. Part of the wall is gone, Gilda was nearly crying, and the Princess fainted. Where the part of the wall was gone, you could see a perfect cube shape where the wall used to be.
Plus, what is the carriage outside with windows and smoke coming out of the back?
Everypony didn't notice Princess Celestia was creeping up behind them, and whispered in a creepy yet soothing voice:
"Gotcha!"
Meanwhile, in a house not that far away, someone was watching them all from a distance.
"Oh the chaos, I'll have to pester Celly about this when she gets back."
Yes, it was Discord.
"That's right. Where you thinking I was the enemy in this story? No. I'm not. But honestly, this is all hilarious."
Discord then made a laptop appear and started typing some unintelligible stuff.
"I was reformed, remember? I haven't a clue what is going to happen next."
Then a Police Box flew by the window.
Without looking, Discord said "Yes, there will be a side story to this. But it'll join the main story line sooner or later."
Then Discord teleported back to Canterlot castle.
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