A guest takes a visit to Equestria.
I give it a 2 out of 10.
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Celestia grinned as everypony in the room were scared stiff.
"Now, anyone want to explain why over half of my free time is gone and I ended up on a couch?" Celestia said, smiling. "Um.. yer highness, you fainted because the brick thing talked to ya, sugarcube." Applejack said.
Then they all looked at the guest, who somehow ended up stuck upside down. "I give it a 2 out of 10." he said.
"What is he rating?" Spike asked.
"I don't know, but it doesn't seem that important." Twilight Sparkle responded.
Truthfully, he was rating the importance of their lives in his opinion. "It seems he can talk... may I ask of everypony to leave so I can ask our 'guest' some questions?" Twilight said.
There was a murmur of "mm-mms" and "uh-huhs" as everypony but Celestia left.
"Twilight Sparkle, keep a good eye on that creature. I do not know of the limits of it's powers, but be careful." Celestia said with a stern look on her face.. "Will do, princess." Twilight said with a grin. "Good." Celestia said with a smile as she exited the library.
"Okay.. let's get to work."
Ditzy Doo, or Derpy, as everyone called her, accidentally dropped one of the new police phone boxes that Luna sent out for the safety of the citizens. She looked at the air cargo carriage she was pulling. She thought she made sure she locked the door to the cargo bay. At least it wasn't some spaceship harbored to some being that lived forever... right? That sure was a long fall... she thought.
She then decided to check on it, maybe by some chance that it still was somehow intact... she couldn't bear to disappoint her boss. Derpy pressed a button to unlatch her and use a temporary spell to hold the carriage in place midair for 50 minutes.
Derpy flew down to the ground to find that the police box SOMEHOW was intact, and operational. To top it off, it was in the right place, too! She grinned and then went back to delivering the rest of the police boxes.
Little did she know, she just missed out on a ton of adventures.
The 11th doctor was knocked out, lying on the floor of the console room of the TARDIS. He then woke up, quite quickly.
"Always the 'slight turbulence', TARDIS! I don't know where I landed. I finally found Amy and Rory and was going to visit them, but nooo. You had to run into a black hole." He said.
He was obviously pissed that the best spaceship in his universe, the Time And Relative Dimension In Space, otherwise known as the TARDIS, failed terribly.
"Things COULD be worse, at least we weren't disintegrated to nothingness by the black hole."
"Why am I talking to my ship, again? Ugh. Well, let's see where I landed!" The Doctor said, mood lightened for no reason at all. It could possibly be the fact he was losing his sanity every day because of weird happenings like this.
He opened the doors to reveal a bright colorful-pastel-like land, straight out of a children's book.
"Whelp, I must be high." He said as he went back onto his spaceship and passed out.
"Where are you from?" Twilight asked Guest 8543.
"Questions." the guest replied.
"Yes, I know. I am asking you questions. Where are you from?" Twilight said, annoyed that the guest so far has managed to avoid any and all questions she was asking him.
"The wonderful land of ROBLOXia!" the guest finally managed to reply.
"Good, good! Now, what is your name!" Twilight said as she wrote that down, somehow managing to spell it right.
"Guest 8543." The guest replied, still creepily grinning.
"That's an odd name.." Twilight said, but then she remembered this could be a strange alien from another universe or just something out of the Everfree forest. Then she thought 'Why would anypony settle down to an obviously dangerous forest? How dumb can they be?'.
Then she remembered it's the Apple family so that's a good enough explanation.
She then shook off her rude thoughts and asked the guest some more questions, but failing to do so as the guest decided to go into another room.
"Boredom." the guest stated.
"Well, I got enough information out of you. For now." Twilight said as she suddenly had a bright idea.
"Why don't I show you to the townsfolk?" Twilight said.
"TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!" Guest 8543 said, grinning scarier than ever. Twilight just shuddered and dismissed the outburst from the guest.
"I should how you to the townspeople. Well, let's start off at Sugarcube Corner." Twilight said, just as she walked out the door. Then, out of nowhere, a rubber duck hit her in the face, causing her to trip.
"UuuuaaaaAAAAGH!" Twilight said as she fell down. She picked up the rubber duck and threw it out of frustration.
"Who in the name of Celestia would just THROW that at me?" Twilight said after throwing it. There could be an explosion heard where the rubber duck landed, along with the word "EPIC!"
After what seemed like hours yet a couple of minutes, they finally got to Sugarcube Corner. It was torturous just to walk to there getting stared at and cowered. But Twilight was walking with the guest, and that made the townsfolk ease up.
Somehow, the guest was actually following Twilight by some unknown miracle.
As they entered the sweets shop, Pinkie Pie popped out of nowhere, making Twilight jump.
"Hiya! What'cha doin', Twilight?" Pinkie Pie piped.
Then she noticed the guest, "Oh, you brought the block thing with you? Hey! Maybe he'll want something to eat, maybe that's what you came here for, Twilight! He's like, taller than everypony, even Luna! But not Celestia. He has a big mouth, but I hope he doesn't take me saying that offensive. I wouldn't want him deleting my lamps! Ha! If you see this, reader, type into the comments Pinkie Pie! Well, would he like some cupcakes, cakes, cookies, or what? Because I totally can't wait to see what he wou-"
Pinkie stopped herself mid-sentence. Then she leaned over to Twilight and whispered in one of the most serious tones.
"I'm going to host him a party at your library. TONIGHT." Then she leaned away and said "You should try using italics, Twilight! They're fun! Bye!" Pinkie said as she trotted off.
Party? At my library? TONIGHT? Okay... Twilight thought, confused.
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