A guest takes a visit to Equestria.

"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" - The Great Cornholio.

Twilight then thought that since pretty much ALL of Ponyville was going to be in her home today due to Pinkie's insanity, she wouldn't have to walk around ALL of the town after all.

"Come on, Guest 85...69? Uh, what is your name again?" Twilight asked the guest, confused.

The guest turned to her, creepy grin and all, and cited in the most serious of tones in Equestrian history:

"Guest 8543."

The Doctor woke up on the floor of his console room in his TARDIS.

"Well, that was unusual. For a second there I thought I was in "Pony Land." Maybe I should check outside to see if I'm still high on Huon Particles..." Said the Doctor as he stepped outside his spaceship.

Judging from the sights he saw in the pastel colored land, he did several reality checks to see if he was dreaming.

"My hand will now grow." He said, getting the attention of a few ponies.

Alright, lets get some tentacle hands. the Doctor thought as he held his hands out, expecting something to happen.

Several other reality checks later, he somehow got the attention of more than a few ponies, and everypony was just staring at him.

A certain green-minty-color unicorn walked up to him, with wide eyes.

"Can I see your hands? Are you a human? Where did you come from? Why are you in that police box? What is your race like?" Lyra Heartstrings babbled on.

"Whoah, whoah, whoah, no. I'm not human." The Doctor said, trying to calm down the torrent of questions that he was being bombarded with.

"And that's all I'm telling you." The Doctor said as he walked off to inspect his surroundings.

The doctor found his way into the marketplace.

"Hello equine-like creatures. I am the Doctor! Could any of you care to tell me where I am?" The Doctor yelled.

This only ended up with him getting a lot of stares.

Guest 8543 just got a frightened look by Twilight Sparkle. "Well... uh *gulp* we can just head back to the library then?" Twilight said. Guest 8543 made sure to let her know that he was to be respected. "l33t!" the guest yelled.

The two then started to awkwardly walk back to the library.

As they where walking, the guest accidentally bumped into some male pony. Yet somehow Twilight didn't notice as she was thinking of what could happen at the party at her home.

"Hey, watch it, buddy! I don't care if you're with the fucking student of Celestia! I can fuck you up, boy!" The random pony said.

"HAX!" the guest yelled back.

"Oh, yeah? You want to go, shithead? Is THAT it, bitch? Huh?"  "Thanks!" The guest yelled.

The guest then pulled out his deleting hammer of doom.

Twilight was facing the opposite direction, still in a world of her own.

"Oh yeah? Well, GET SOME DOUCHE BAG!" the random swag fag pony said.

The pony then bucked Guest 8543, and the guest didn't move a millimeter. "The hell?"

Then Guest 8543 looked at him.

"Goodbye." The guest said as he deleted the pony from existence.

Twilight then turned around as the guest put away his hammer.

"Did something just happen?" Twilight asked.

"Yes." the guest said.

"Oh, what happened?"

"Delete." Guest 8543 said.

"Uh, okay. Hey, did we just leave Rainbow Dash and Gilda in our house?" Twilight asked.

"TEH EPIC DUCK IS COMING!!!1!" the guest said.

"Could you stop saying that so much? It's getting pretty annoy-" Twilight said as a bigger rubber ducky than last time hit her in the head, causing her to trip.

"CELESTIA DAMNIT!" Twilight said as she shot it at some random pony.

"CELESTIA DAMNIT!" you could hear the random pony say as he threw the rubber ducky, then the cycle went on.

"Well, if no one's going to tell me, I'll just be on my way." the Doctor said as he walked away.

Hey look, it's a tree. And it's a house. It's a TREE HOUSE. Ha. the Doctor thought as he walked towards the home, expecting something neat.

"Get in!" the Doctor heard a voice say.

"What?" the Doctor said.

"Get in!" Pinkie said as he was pulled in by her into the library.

"There is going to be a surprise party! Everypony in town has to be here!" Pinkie said in a hushed voice.

"Uhm, uh, ok." the Doctor said. Did she just say everyPONY? Nah, must be my imagination. But in all the 11 centuries of my live, I've never heard that! Haw! the Doctor thought, grinning.

Twilight was getting near her library-home-thing. "Okay, Guest 8345!" Twilight said, getting the name wrong. Again.

"We're here!" Twilight said with a grin. That walk was sure longer than usual, wonder why I kept seeing the same building over and over and over AGAIN. Twilight thought as she trotted into her home. Guest 8543 shortly followed.

...

"SURPRISE!" most of Ponyville (and time lord) screamed.

Twilight shrugged and went to go watch Days of Our Lives since she was hungry, and you're not you when you're hungry.

Then the party started and everpony in the room was talking and partying, except for a certain alien creature who could live forever.

Pinkie broke the laws of physics again as she quite literally flew over to the guest. "I'M SOOO glad you could make it! I was like-" she was interrupted as the guest leaned in and whispered into her ear.

"Teh epik duk is coming."

Then the guest walked away.

THIS even confused Pinkie. It was like he had some sort of power to confuse, or something. The guest walked off as Pinkie was standing there, dumbfounded for that one sentence for no reason.

"The epic duck is coming?" Pinkie asked.

Then she got rained on by rubber duckies, and no one was paying attention.

Meanwhile, like 20 feet away, the Doctor was meeting some of the townsfolk. Surprisingly, they got used to him pretty fast but most of them preferred to keep their distance.

This one mint green "unicorn" liked to be around him alot, though. She liked his hands.

Does she have a fetish for- uh, I'm not going to question that right now. The Doctor thought. This whole "pony" ordeal was already creepy enough for him. For all he knew, he could be in another UNIVERSE! For the 3rd time! Still, he shouldn't let this get to him. He still needed to know where he was.

"So uh, green minty pony. Where am I?" The Doctor asked. "You don't know?" Lyra said.

"Oooooooh, right. You're not from around here are you?" "No, I'm pretty sure I'm not from around these parts. From a different world, actually." The Doctor said. "Well, you're in Equestria, in Ponyville!" Lyra grinned, and if you where there, you could hear a squee emitting form her. This caused the Doctor to look at her. "What was that?" "What?"

"The 'squee' noise?"

"What noise?"

"Y'know, the 'squee' noise that came from you when you grinned?" the Doctor said. This was confusing him even more.

"I don't know what you're talking about." Lyra said.

"Well, uh, um, nevermind." the Doctor said.

Equestria? PONYville? Geez, the puns just don't stop. the Doctor thought.

Queen Chrysalis and Celestia and Discord, along with Luna where sitting at a table, talking, and having fun.

For about 2 years now, after the wedding fiasco, Queen Chrysalis and Luna and Celestia met up for political matters, and found out they had a lot in common. Since then, they where best friends since.

Guest 8543 was trying to eat come of the food that was provided, but ended up destroying the food table itself. Pinkie Pie noticed this, and set up another table promptly.

The guest got bored and just walked out of the library, off to go on a quest to find things. He was the highest being, after all. None of these peasants could surpass him. He is mighty. "regen." The guest said.

Just as he said it, he spawned a jeep. He then got in the jeep and drove off into the night.