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Top Pony

by sentinel28a
War may be on the horizon between Equestria and the Griffons. Luckily, Equestria's got Rainbow Dash. A merciless parody of Top Gun.

Relations between Equestria and the land of the Griffons have been peaceful for years, but when King Gangnam Style III becomes king, he's looking for a fight. To fill out their ranks, the Royal Equestrian Fleet Air Arm has drafted Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves, and Fluttershy. What could be an international incident and prelude to war turns out to be an opportunity for Dash to join the Wonderbolts for good. All she has to do is survive six weeks of the most intensive training imaginable…

If you're looking for a serious story, look elsewhere. This is a straight-up, ridiculous, loaded with puns and inside jokes parody of Top Gun, with Rainbow Dash as Maverick and Fluttershy as Goose. Wait, Fluttershy as Goose? That's bad.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
 

5401 words: Estimated 27 minutes to read