I awoke at around twelve in the afternoon feeling… Quite, amazing! I don’t know if it’s this bed or if it Chrissy looking at me, but I feel great-

“We have a problem, Rain,” Chrissy said and I motioned her to continue with a raised eyebrow. “There is a police car outside,” I shrugged, not caring about police. “There are two policemen that are searching this establishment right now.” Chrissy finished with a deadpan look and an even tone.

Dammit all to hell! I just wanted to relax for a day… or even a few hours with Chrissy, but, no! Police had to show up. This is quite a problem I have on my hands. I know that if I attack them and kill them… The town will be able to see who I am. There are at least three cameras on each floor, making it impossible to do anything.

That’s not the only thing though, I have a feeling that this town knows what happened to the army that is now dead in their backyard. I am quite sure I would get questioned since I am new in town and I came from the general direction of the battle.

I’ll have to get the tapes that are of me and destroy them before I can leave this place.

“Chrissy, I want you to go invisible and stalk the police until I come back.” She gave me a hesitant nod and lifted her eyebrow questioningly.

“Where are you going to go? And why?”

“I need to stay incognito until I leave this world, that’s why I need to go destroy some tapes that have recorded me in this building.” I explained. Chrissy dropped the reluctant look on her face and slowly nodded.

I turned around and walked towards the door that lead out of my room. I heard a pop behind me signalling that Chrissy turned invisible. I opened the door and then closed it a few seconds after. I knew Chrissy left while I held the door open.

I locked the door behind her and turned towards the window. I opened the latch on the window and opened it slightly so I can get through it. I transformed into a liquid and slithered out the window.

I went down the wall exactly like water would to not cause any suspicion to any bystanders. Once I reached the ground I quickly went into the ground and passed through it to the back of the building. I came out of a small crack that was on the pavement and slipped under the back door.

I reformed back to my human form and took a look around.

I saw that I was in some sort of office. One large desk sat in the middle and two chairs on either side of the desk. Beyond the desk there was two doors, one of which said ‘lobby’ and the other had no label. I chose the one without the label and went inside.

Once inside I saw it had monitors and on those monitors were pictures of hall ways. I quickly scanned through all the monitors and determined which hall ways have caught sight of me and Chrissy.

I looked below the monitors that have caught sight of me and took out the tapes that were still in. They were old cassettes. ‘Good at least I can break these quickly’. I did exactly what I thought and snapped them in half and then crumpled all the tape so it was all messed up and unreadable.

I exited the room and turned right just in time to find a police man staring at me; while one of his hands was on his gun.

I sighed and rubbed my temples; annoyed. “Do you need something officer?” I asked while putting on the best poker face I could. I looked around and one thing came to mind: Where is Chrissy when you need her?

Whatever. I guess I will have to get out by myself. “What are you doing here? I was informed that there should be no one in here.”... Of course you were…

“Well… you see, I am a repairman?” Dammit all! I need to learn how to lie better… Much, much better.

“Sir, what were you doing in that room?” He asked while putting his second hand on his pistol.

“Oh, you know, fucking your mom, and all.” It looked like he was getting mad now. I just wanted to laugh so badly now. Even though it didn’t look like it his face showed a lot of anger.

“Sir, I would like you to step aside from that room and move clear across the room.” Is he trying to order me around? I sent out one tendril of water and made it go behind him. I slithered up his leg and cut the strap that held his gun in place. Before it could fall I caught it and brought it back to me.

I held out my hand to the back of my back and grabbed the gun then I pulled it out and aimed it at his head…

“Sir! Drop the weap--” What a dumb ass. He was looking around for his weapon… I shook my head and sighed. I slowly walked up to him. “Sir! stay back!” He looked terrified now. I came to him and grabbed him by the scruff of his uniform.

“Your lucky I like your pistol…” I said quietly. It was true, what I said about his pistol it looked gold/silver-ish, quite nice if you asked me.

…

A few minutes later I had him tied up and because I was feeling that much better today I gave his gun back to him.

“Well, it’s time for me to depart, I will see you later… I think,” I waved at him and went out to the lobby where I found Chrissy just standing there… in the open? “What are you doing chrissy?”

“I EMP’d the place so there is no more electricity running through here, no worry.”

“You're telling me, that you were able to do an EMP this whole time, but you didn’t tell me?” Geez! Women forgetting simple things like this. Well, whatever, I still love Chrissy and nothing is going to change that. Chrissy flattened her ears and I realized that I probably said that a little too loud.

I quickly rushed up to her and hugged her while whispering ‘I’m Sorry’ in her ear. The only one I would apologize wholeheartedly would be Chrissy since I trust no one more than her.

Chrissy looked back up at me and smiled slightly and said, “I didn’t know you apologize.” Thinking back now, I would always avoid apologizing and even when I should I avoid it and then, in the end, never apologize.

I looked down with a slight frown. “Since I was small, I would always avoid it. My grandfather was a stone hearted man. He had no love for anyone after his wife died. He taught me some things, even though it was wrong, I listened,” I sighed and looked up. “But! ThatI got out of the car and Chrissy followed--invisible-y of course.
was in the past. Right now, is all that matters.”

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A few days later me and Chrissy finally arrived at my house it looked exactly the same as I left it. It was a simple orange-brown brick house with one driveway and two floors. It also had a basement which I just used for storage.

“So this is your house… Looks cozy.” Chrissy said, probably with a smile. Sucks I can’t see her right now. I walked up the stairs. I went to the right side of the small door and leaned down where I grabbed the key that was under a brick. Chrissy chuckled slightly while I unlocked the door and stepped inside.

Inside I found that everything was gone…

I sighed, “I had some good things in here, now look, it’s all gone. Sorry Chrissy but we don’t have anything… At all.” Chrissy stepped in and looked around.

“... I like the place, nice and clean.” I sighed once more and looked around the house to find it almost all empty. On one of the kitchen counters there was one more note. I looked at it and there was a smily face on it.

I opened it regardless.

‘Hello cutie,
How are you? Good? Well that’s good. The guys that were after you removed all your stuff and labeled it as ‘evidence’. But! there is one thing that is left: your safe. By the way, you're welcome. I hope the money in the safe will help you on your journey to Nevada.’

I stopped for a second. I didn’t leave any money in the safe… Well not that much anyways. Only a few dollars and some of my favorite knifes…

‘I know you stopped to think there...’

But… What…?

‘And again...’

Well fuck you to buddy.

‘You should really not swear. It makes you seem uncouth, as Generosity would say. Anyways! This message will self destruct after you read it.

Your favorite Chaos loving God, Discord!’

I quickly through the message right after I read it and something completely retarded happened. The message exploded into a goat and then it melted into… chocolate? Well I guess he is the god of chaos after all.

“Rain! Are you alright I heard an explosion.” Chrissy shouted from upstairs; worried.

“Ya, I’m fine just another letter from Discord that… Well… exploded into a goat and then melted into chocolate? Did you by any chance find a safe up there?” I yelled back up.

“Indeed I did.”

“Can you open it, or is there a lock on it?” I asked since I didn’t know what Discord would do to a safe.

“No, there is a lock on it that I don't know the code for.” Chrissy replied.

I got up the stairs and found Chrissy standing beside my safe. I cautiously stepped toward it and slowly dialed the code in. The Safes door flew open and tons of money came flying out and right into my face knocking me back at least three or four feet before crashing into a wall.

I stood back up and saw the amount of money on the ground. There was at least a couple million of dollars, cash.

“Well this is a little excessive for our trip to Nevada.” I said while looking at all the money. I really didn’t need this much.

“Well, we could use this to buy some nice weapons…” That gave me an idea. I knew a few weapon shops down in the U.S that you don’t need a permit or anything to buy weapons or ammunition.

“Rain?” Chrissy was waving a hoof in front of my face trying to get my attention. I responded with a ‘huh’. “There is more.” She levitated a few cans of cat food from the safe. I chuckle slightly and thanked Discord, never the less.

“Let’s go feed out little kitten. I think she is hungry anyways.” I say as I grab the cat food and begin my descent down the stairs; Chrissy in tow. When we got down we notice that Kat has managed to climb out the bag and was now rested on a couch?

I looked around and sure enough all my stuff was back! Finally! God damnit, there is still no food in the fridge though. While I thought that I swear I heard some laughter… Whatever. I grabbed a small bowl from a cupboard and opened one of the canned cat food items then put the food in the bowl. I walked back to the living room and sat the bowl down in front of Kat, which was very eager to dig in.

I looked around and went into the living room where Chrissy was lying on the couch and watching some discovery channel. Of course since I had nothing to do for a while and I really didn’t want to keep going… for now, that is. I jumped onto the couch where Chrissy is.

“Eeeep!” Chrissy made an adorable sound while sailing through the air and then landing on the couch again. She quickly looked up from her position and glared at me while I had a nice, calm, shit eating grin. “I see you like sleeping on the couch?”

My eyes widen for a second. Fuck! She got me. I gave a puppy dog whine and stare causing her to only giggle and pat me on the head. Chrissy leaned down and kissed me on my head while saying, “Alright, you won't be sleeping on the couch tonight, but next time I will not be so forgiving.” I quietly nodded my head and snuggled close to Chrissy.

We watched TV for several hours. They showed some awesome new weapons that could obliterate anything and they showed gardens that grow at an accelerated pace. Before long I started to nod off.

I awoke about five minutes later when I heard the front door open and someone walk in. I was deathly still, not moving anything at all. I slowly turned my head, acting like it was rusty and then saw something that made my eye twitch.

There standing at the door was one of my best friends; Rick. He was carrying a six pack of beer and had a leather jacket on with some jeans. His face showed signs of someone who just had a metal breakdown. I followed where he was looking and saw Chrissy still watching the TV.

Ahhh? Fucking hell!

Author's Note

This... This took much, much longer then I wanted it to. Stupid school. I am very sorry to all of you, really I am. Maybe one day I will be able to repay all of you for waiting so long. Well I hope you like this. See ya!