Chapters Just Go With It
By FlutterDash2534 and AfroNinja1
Elsewhere
“Are you sure about this Twi? Seems a might bit dangerous” says Applejack to her purple unicorn friend.
“Oh please Applejack everything I do is dangerous” said Twilight. The two ponies were just outside of Ponyville, close to the Everfree Forest. Applejack was the only one who ventured with Twilight as the others wanted to stay indoors.
Twilight was practicing a new spell she learned involving lightning strikes being transformed into useable and long lasting energy. She wore metal coverings and picked a flat wide area to try and attract one.
Back in the human world
“Dude I’m starving” said as his stomach grumbled.
“Remind me why you carry your bass around with you everywhere”
“Same reason you carry your art stuff, cus I want to”
“Hmmm makes sense”
As they were walking the sky turned darker and began to storm.
“OH MY GOD LIGHTNING!!!” said Brennan
Greg looked up. “HOLY……”
Back in Ponyville
Twilight fought with all her mind power to keep the bolt at bay as she tried to transform it into the safe substance she desired otherwise she could say goodbye to her life. Applejack had jumped back a distance and watched to see the fate of her dear friend.
“I CAN’T… HOLD… IT” said Twilight.
The field of vision was coming back as Brennan regained consciousness. He noticed that he was no longer standing on pavement but lying on his back in a pile of dirt and that it was raining. He got up slowly and looked around at his surroundings. “Where… why are we in the woods and weren’t we just struck by..?” Brennan just shook his head. “First things first, gotta find Greg. He might be able to tell me what just happened” he thought. As he looked he remembered the time where he found Greg sleeping on top of a house during one of their crazy nights. He looked up and sure enough, Greg was in one of the trees.
“Yo Greg!!! Wake up!!!!” A startled Greg jumped and fell from the tree on his arse.
Brennan just sighed. “Well I guess we better start walking and find someone to ask where we are.”
“What the hell are those things” said Brennan. There was no reply from Greg and Brennan turned to see his friend already running, far down the pathway. “Oh God Dammit!!” Brennan said as he quickly followed suit.
Suddenly Greg swooped Brennan up into one of the trees.
They both jumped from the tree and started running again.
Greg suddenly tripped on something, falling flat on his face. One of the wooden wolves took the opportunity to strike, luckily Greg’s martial arts training kicked in and delivered a bone shattering kick to one of the thing’s snout, causing it to recoil with pain and give Greg enough time to catch up to Brennan.
“Why’d you leave me dude?” Greg said before he noticed a ton of rocks that Brennan was carrying. Before he could react, Brennan turned around and relentlessly threw a brigade of rocks at their attackers. The rocks somehow were enough to push them back a bit farther.
“Come on let’s go!” he said to Greg. They ran until they thought they saw a clearing up ahead. “What’s that up ahead??” he said
Once again the wet ground slipped under them and they both tumbled together hard. Brennan broke an arm and twisted his ankle and Greg, broke his hand and knocked his head hard on the ground. They we’re pounced on by the wolves who clawed and bit relentlessly. They both thought it was over and that they we’re going to die but before they passed out from the pain, they saw something attack the wolves but couldn’t make it out as unconsciousness took over.
Author's Note
So there you have it. Me and Afroninja1's first part our team up. We hope you enjoy it. Criticism is accepted, and we'd like to know what could be better.
Thanks for reading, Stay Pinkie Bronies!!!
Greg woke up with his head throbbing. It took a moment for his eyes to adjust to the new light filtering into his eyes. After a couple of blinks he was aware that he was in a bed of some sort. “How did I??” he thought, but before he could finish it he heard a voice.
“Hey I think it’s waking up!”
He slowly turned towards the sound of the voice to find a purple thing staring at him. Greg took the time to examine it. It was purple with long hair that was a darker shade of her skin with a lighter purple and pink highlight streaks. He also noticed the horn on its head. Greg’s eyes continued to examine. “Oh my” he thought as he stopped and looked at her chest. “Those have to be at least C cups” he thought. Well now he knew it was feminine. He looked at the rest of her and noticed she also had other similar human features except for her hooves where her feet would be and her nose was a little “snout-ish”. “Hmmm how peculiar”. It seems that I’m either dead or still unconscious” he thought. He realized though that no one dead could feel such pain that he just now noticed and the fact that he could make coherent thoughts meant both of those were out the window. So he did what any reasonable person would do.
“Your purple” he said to the female creature in front of him.
“U-um, yes… I ‘am. So you can speak, that’s good to know.” She said.
The fact that this being was talking to Greg made him think again. “Hmmmm, it can talk.” Better try to conversate some more.
“Your purple, no wait said that. Um hi. Nice to meet you” he said sticking out his left hand because his right hand was pinned against the railings of the bed. That’s when he noticed the cast and sat straight up quickly, frightening the purple female. He looked to his left again and saw Brennan in another bed asleep. He immediately got out of bed or tried to, being tied on the railing and all, despite his pain, and woke his friend up the old fashioned way.
After a long period of screams Brennan was clearly awake with a sharp pain on the side of his face. HOLY MOTHER OF HELL, WHAT THE HELL Was That for…… He noticed the purple creature in front of him and just sat awestruck.
“Hello there” said the purple creature again.
Brennan just looked at Greg with a blank expression.
“Well don’t be rude dude say hello” Greg said.
“H… Hi” Brennan said
He noticed they were in a big wooden cottage of some sort and that there were animals of all kinds scurrying about the house. “Where are we and why are there animals in the house!?”
“Oh, how inconsiderate of me, my name is Twilight Sparkle and you two are in the house of my friend Fluttershy. The boys pondered these names looking confused at each other again.
“Yes they do but where are you from?” asked Greg.
Before Twilight could answer another one slowly appeared out of one of the rooms. She was yellow skinned and had long pink hair that went to her waist. She was wearing a yellow flowery dress with green around the edges that went a little passed her waist and she was wearing what looked like work jeans since there was dirt on them. She was very pretty and had a sense of shyness and innocence to make her look even more adorable. She had almost turquoise eyes but with a hue of green in them.
“O-oh good, your both awake said the yellow one. Brennan assumed that she was Fluttershy, Greg on the other hand though……...
“Why did I wake up in a bed instead of being mauled to death by creatures unknown to me? By the way it’s nice to meet you both my names Greg." Brennan just smacked his face or at least he tried to. Instead he hit the cast he didn’t know he had on his forehead.
“Ouch! What the..?! What happened to my arm!?!” said Brennan in shock.
“Well I think its broken dude”
Ignoring Greg’s smart ass common sense Brennan asked what happened to them.
“What in the hay is goin on here, we heard screaming?!”
Brennan and Greg turned to the door to see a orange colored one. This one was also female. She wore a southern style shirt and some jean shirts with cowgirl boots and a hat. She had long blonde hair that was tied in a Pony tail that matched her tail. Wait?!....TAIL!!!! Just know recognizing this surprised both of the boys who saw that Twilight and Fluttershy also had tails. Moving on from that fact they also noticed the orange one had freckles and D cup breasts, not to mention the fact that she looked well built. This caught Brennan’s attention and Greg had to hit him again.
“Yeah that was this cry baby over here” said Greg
“Well stop hitting your injured friend and maybe he’ll stop” said Brennan rubbing his head.
“It’s all right girls, everything is fine I want you to meet Brennan and Greg” said Twilight
“Howdy partners, my names Applejack. Pleasure to meet ya’ll” said the orange one tipping her hat to them.
“Nice to meet you Applejack” they both said.
After their pleasantries with Applejack a pink blur flew past her and tackled Greg.
“Hi!! MynamesPinkiePiewhatsyoursdoyoulikepartiesilovepartiesitsevenbetterifithascakeandcandyand…” This went on for some time, not because they couldn’t get her to stop, but because they were fascinated by the fact that Greg was keeping up with her word for word. Eventually she stopped for breath and got off of him with big grin on her face. She helped Greg to his feet and apologized for tackling him.
“Not a problem at all” said Greg.
Brennan however was not so warmly welcomed with the next one.
“What are you and where are you from, you look untrustworthy, you better not be thinking of any funny business!!” She said. Brennan just stared at her, unable to say a word. She was cyan skinned, and she had magenta eyes. Her hair caught Brennan’s attention the most, it was rainbow colored and he couldn’t stop staring. The fact that she was also inches away from his face began to make him blush a deep red.
“Why do I feel something squishy?” Brennan thought as he looked and his mouth dropped as he noticed he was groping one of her boobs. The blue one noticed it too and her face began to look angry.
“I... I ‘am sorry I didn’t mean…”
“Oh so you wanna test me huh, well I’ll show you not to mess with me” she said.
“NO wait I didn’t mean it, I’m sorry!!” Brennan said red as could be, waiting for more pain than he was feeling.
“Rainbow Dash!! Stop that, he didn’t mean anything; you’re the one jumping on him, so it’s your fault. Now please get off him.” Twilight demanded.
“Wait… MY LEG IS BROKEN!!!?” said Brennan now noticing his left leg in a cast as well.
“Honestly Rainbow I don’t see why you had to do such a thing to the poor creature” said yet another one of the creatures. This one had elegantly curled dark purple hair and tail. She was pure white, like that of snow with diamond blue eyes to complement her hair. She was undoubtedly beautiful.
“Hey it’s not my fault that he groped me Rarity!” said Rainbow Dash.
“On the contrary it is darling” said Rarity with a sassed smile.
This made Rainbow red in the face, and left Brennan to receive a death stare from her.
“So now that we’re all acquainted, will one of you kindly tell me what’s going on here?” said Greg.
“Well unless somepony else would like to interrupt me, I’ll explain said Twilight. You see Fluttershy heard a commotion just outside her cottage. She went to investigate and saw you two being eaten by Timber Wolves. Luckily me and Applejack, showed up shortly after. We were investigating one of my failed experiments involving lightning that I shot into the woods. Applejack beat the Timber Wolves back and Fluttershy patched you guys up and got you two in the beds.
“Where’s our stuff, did we lose them??” asked Brennan
“Oh no, your belongings are fine, they’re over in the next room safe and sound” said Twilight
“You didn’t undress…. us did you?” asked Greg
This brought blushes to all the girls.
“No we didn’t see you in the nude, I used my magic to instantly give you new clothes” said Twilight. Rarity is fixing your clothing.
“So what exactly are ya’ll?” asked Brennan
“Oh of course how silly of me. We are ponies and we live in the land of Equestria, in a town not too far from here called Ponyville. Rarity and I are unicorns, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash are pegasai, and Applejack and Pinkie Pie are Earth ponies. We have two princesses that rule the land, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna who raise the sun and the moon for us every day and do other things too. I run and live in the town library and I ‘am a student of Princess Celestia."
“The Student” all the girls said making Twilight blush
"Fluttershy; she runs an animal shelter here and takes care of the woodland creatures. Applejack lives at and runs Sweet Apple Acres, our only apple farm with her family. Rarity runs the best clothing store in town and is the town seamstress. Pinkie Pie works and lives at Sugar Cube Corner, the town sweet shop with Mr. and Ms. Cake. Rainbow Dash is the captain of the weather team and she lives in Cloudsdale the home of the peagasi. She’s also a really good flyer."
“Really good?!” said Rainbow Dash
“Okay she’s the best flyer, I’ve ever seen. Happy now?!” Twilight said as she stuck out her tongue at Rainbow who chuckled.
Brennan and Greg just sat and listened and seemed to accept what they hear with not a whole lot of surprise on their faces.
“So Twilight?” Greg asked. You said you shot lightning in the forest?
“Yes” said Twilight
“Well when Brennan and I were in our world, we were struck by lightning and became unconscious. We woke up in the forest before being attacked by the Timber Wolves but before that I noticed a black spot on the ground that wasn’t dirt. So if my calculations are right then both of our lightning somehow fused together and with your magic created a portal that instead of killing us, had the lightning send us here."
Everyone looked in surprise, even Pinkie Pie who stopped bouncing.
“You noticed that and didn’t even tell me?!” said Brennan with another weird look on his face.
“I didn’t think it was important at the time.” said Greg
“Wow I never thought of that. I’ll have to research that some more and find out. Your kind must be really intelligent from where you’re from.” said Twilight
"Not really. There are a few that are but most of them are like Brennan here” said Greg
“Hey!” Brennan shouted
Rainbow Dash chuckled
“Pardon me but what exactly are you two darlings?” asked Rarity
“Well… we’re called humans and we come from a world called Earth, which from what I’ve seen and heard is very similar to yours besides the pony people. We live in New York City in the outskirts of a section of it called Manhattan.” explained Greg
“Manhattan… sounds like our Manehattan” said Applejack
“Interesting, I’ll have to also write a letter to the princess and see if she can help me find out more about you “humans”." said Twilight
“Good idea Twi. I think we also need to let these here fellas rest.” said Applejack
“Oh my your right, they’ve been sitting up for too long. It’s not good for their injuries, especially if they want to be able to at least walk in a few days.” said Fluttershy
“Sitting up isn’t good for broken limbs?” said Brennan with a questionable look on his face
“Oh no you have more than that trouble makin human” said Dash laughing while pointing at Brennan.
Brennan looked down to see his waist, up to his shoulders wrapped in bandages. Greg did the same thing with the same results.
“Wait you said in a few days we’ll be able to walk?” asked Brennan
“If Fluttershy hadn’t stopped the bleeding you two would have drowned in your own blood. With my magic you’ll be able to why, do you not heal as fast in your world?” said Twilight.
“Whelp I guess they’re right dude since we can’t do anything” said Brennan to Greg ignoring Twilight’s question.
“Are you sure you’ll be all right being here by yourself Fluttershy dear?” asked Rarity
“Yeah especially with that one over there, he’ll probably try to take advantage of you while you sleep.” said Rainbow Dash looking at Brennan
This caused Fluttershy to blush and hide behind Applejack.
“What’s the matter Dashie? Afraid I’ll touch something better than you??” said Brennan.
“What did you call me?!” said Rainbow Dash blushing but growing hot with anger.
“Whoa Nelly, you did it now” said Applejack
Rainbow Dash lunged at Brennan again but was pinned by Applejack. The other girls tried to help drag her out of the room while saying apologies and farewells. Fluttershy was left alone, standing in front of the boys looking down at the floor.
“Um… you guys are alright for now right?” asked Fluttershy in a quiet voice
“Yeah I think we’ll be fine” said Greg.
“Hey Fluttershy, I didn’t mean what I said to Dash, I was just getting back at her.” Brennan said
“Oh… good” said Fluttershy who looked up at Brennan but then quickly looked back down.
“I’ll let you two sleep” she said
“Thank you Fluttershy” they both said. Fluttershy walked out of the room closing the door behind her.
“So…, WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL WAS THAT?!” yelled Greg.
“WELL HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW MR. I FIGURED OUT HOW WE GOT HERE BY LOOKING AT THE GROUND?!” shouted Brennan.
“Ok ok let’s think about this” said Greg
“Ok fine, we’re in a world of talking anthro ponies due to the one called Twilight’s spell by your “calculations” and that we are horribly injured and that Rainbow hair on hates my guts. Well that sums up most of it don’t you think?!” explained Brennan
“You like her don’t you?” said Greg
“Who”?
“The Rainbow one”
“What No I don’t” said Brennan
“Dude you used her last name and gave her a nickname, that’s usually what you do when you like someone. Plus you grabbed her boob.” said Greg laughing
“Shut up I don’t. If anything that country girl looked nice” said Brennan
“You always had a thing for freckled southern girls that I’ll never understand, plus you do realize they are part animal you sicko.” said Greg
“Look who’s talking, I saw the way you looked at Twilight Sparkle.” said Brennan
“Well…. You… Shut Up you know I like studious girls, especially when they’re in school girl type outfits.” said Greg
“But… you didn’t describe that earlier” said Brennan
“What do you think we’re in a story?? We’ll we’re not so I can do as I very well damn please” said Greg
“Alright whatever, bet you wished you grabbed her boob too, sicko.” said Brennan
“Don’t try to put that act on me, I didn’t do it. Besides that Rainbow one will probably kill you the moment she gets the chance” said Greg
“Yeah don’t remind me and thanks for the help back there too” said Brennan trying to punch Greg with his good arm.
“Hey man no need to get mad at me over it, we just have to… to….. I don’t know. The only thing I do know is how lightheaded I’m feeling right now.” said Greg
“I feel the same way dude, maybe we should rest like they said” said Brennan
“Yeah maybe, but hopefully when we wake up it’ll all be a dream” said Greg
“And if we wake up and it’s not?” asked Brennan
“Then We’ll just go with it”
Author's Note
Well we Finally got out Chapter 2!!! We're excited about it and we hope you enjoy. Post comments!!
Stay Pinkie Bronies!!
FlutterDash2534 and Afroninja1
Morning soon came as Greg woke up to the sound of birds chirping. “SHUT THE FUCK UP BIRDS!!!” screamed Greg as he jumped out of bed charging towards the birds outside. Before he could get there something shrieked like a puppy.
“YOU BIG MEANIE!!”
The next thing he knew he was flying and slammed into the side of the cottage.
The sound of a giant thud caused Brennan to stumble out of bed, immediately going into alert defensive mode. “What… What’s going on” he said as he hid under the bed.
“What the hell was that” thought Greg as he lay in the rubble.
Fluttershy stomped her way towards Greg, all innocence gone from her face.
“What’s going on out here?!” asked Brennan
Fluttershy shrieked and kicked Brennan in the stomach out of shock. Brennan crumpled to the ground in pain.
“Oh my… I’m soooo sorry, you scared me” Fluttershy said as she went to check on Brennan. She tried to turn him over to see if she had caused further damage to his midsection. Greg got up from where he lay and started to make his way over to them. The sound of gravel scared Fluttershy again and she quickly grabbed Brennan in a death hug. Brennan grasped for air and tried to speak with much difficulty.
“…… W… Whyyyyyyy” Brennan finally said as he passed out.
“BREENNAAAAAAN!!!!” shouted Greg now limping towards him. Greg made his way and picked up his friend. “We got to get him to the hospital, quickly.” said Greg. Fluttershy gave a sharp whistle and a giant bear comes out of nowhere and comes to her. Greg plopped Brennan on the bear. “Please go quickly” pleaded Greg. The bear took off with great speed.
The hospital doors exploded as the bear charged into the hospital and placed Brennan in front the stunned doctors. Fluttershy and Greg soon entered the hospital as well.
“What’s going on, what is this thing??” said one of the doctors
“THAT IS BRENNAN AND HE IS HUMAN, HELP HIM YOU BASTARDS!!!” shouted Greg
“Excuse me” said the doctor with a questionable look on his face.
“I’m sorry about my friend here but could you please help Brennan, he needs help.” pleaded Fluttershy
“Okay Nurses get a bed we need to see what the problem is with this…. human”
“Wait I think he’s coming too”
“Brennan, how are you feeling??”
“You got your ass beat by Fluttershy that’s what happened.” said Rainbow Dash
“Dashie there’s a mule outside the door.” said Pinkie Pie
“None taken” said the mule walking past the door
“Easy sugarcube, you’re mighty hurt” said Applejack
“Yes indeed Mr. Brennan, you’re lucky your friend and Ms. Fluttershy got you here as soon as they did otherwise I’m sure you wouldn’t be here with us right now” said a doctor who just walked in. “I’m Doctor Barnwell, and I was one of the doctors who performed on you”
“Great the second time I’ve almost died in two days, thank you though anyway Dr. Barnwell” said Brennan
“Not a problem son.” said the Doctor. “Now you won’t be able to move very much do the amount of damage done to your torso, but within a few days you should be able to walk right through those doors. So rest up and take it easy.” said the Doctor as he walked out of the room.
“Well that’s good to hear isn’t it” said Twilight.
“Yeah whatever, I think it’d be better if he had a more serious condition” said Rainbow Dash.
“Don’t be mean Dash. Ya know, I think it’d be best if y’all let him get some rest” said Apple Jack.
“Okie Dokie Lokie” said Pinky as she led the rest of the girls out of the room, leaving Brennan and Applejack alone.
“Sorry bout Dash there sugarcube, she aint meant no harm.”
“Why does she hate me so much?”
“It’s not that she hates ya, it’s just that she doesn’t know ya well enough yet. Just give her time” Applejack said reassuringly.
“*sigh*.
“He was here, but then he had to go with Fluttershy to fix her wall, what with him being thrown through it and all.” she said
“So that’s what happened this morning, wait what for?”
“Trying to harm the morning birds”
“Yup sounds like Greg” Brennan said face palming. “Wait why are you still hear, I mean not that you have to leave” asked Brennan
“Well… I just wanted to um you know, if ya don’t mind me staying here with you?” Applejack said
Brennan kept a calm face but was freaking out on the inside. “Um sure I guess” he said
“It’s just amazing how you’ve survived the Timber Wolves and Fluttershy’s hidden strength. Not many pony folk around her can say that” said Applejack
“Well thank you I’m glad someone appreciates that besides mocking Me.” said Brennan
Applejack just sort of stood there blushing slightly and pulling her hat down over her face which Brennan though was cute. She then moved slowly towards the bed, causing Brennan to wonder what was going on. Applejack stood next to him with her face still covered. “Brennan?” she said
“Yes??”
Applejack suddenly crawled on top of Brennan, making him freeze in place.
“I saw how you were looking at me yesterday.” she said
“Dammit I need to get better at that” thought Brennan
“It’s okay, a lot of the guys around here do but I have to tell you something” she said as she leaned close to him to where she was inches from his face, her hands on his chest and legs near his lower half.
“Yes?!” Brennan said shakily trying to keep control of every fiber of his body.
Applejack put her mouth near his ear, close enough to where he felt her breath against his skin.
“Got it??” she said
“Yes” Brennan said in fear
“Good now time for you to rest” she said as she punched him, knocking him out.
---- Back at Fluttershy’s cottage.
“U-um, you could t-take a break now if you wanted.” said Fluttershy.
“Nah I’m good, besides, it’s my fault that your wall is broken anyway.”
“B-but I’m the one who throw you.”
“And I’m the one who yelled at your animals, so all is forgiven. I just gotta fix this wall and then I can get my arm looked at. I think it’s broken but I’m not sure, I can’t exactly feel it.”
“Oh let me look at it!” said Fluttershy as she made her way over to him.
Fluttershy examined it while Greg screamed in pain, all the while speaking to him softly trying to get him to calm down.
“Shhhh, its ok, just let me look at it a little longer.” Holding back tears Greg did as he was told. It took about five seconds to tell it was dislocated. “Ok, this is going to hurt A LOT.” said Fluttershy.
“Wait why is it gonna…”
-POP-
Greg had to swallow the scream of agony in the back of his throat as Fluttershy popped his arm back in its socket.
“There feel any better?” she asked
“Don’t worry about it” said Fluttershy
Greg was about to ask why when she whistled and a large group of animals came and started working on the wall.
“Whoa that is awesome! Sorry for yelling at your birds earlier, I’m just not a morning person.” said Greg
“Oh it’s alright I overreacted a bit myself” said Fluttershy
“I gotta know something, how did you learn to throw someone like that and when you launched that side kick at Brennan it was perfectly executed… How’d you do it??” said Greg asking all them questions.
Fluttershy blushed and hid a little behind her hair. “W-well, I have a lot of spare time on my hands s-so I practice defensive fighting.”
“Really? We have that back in our world. I did it for a few years but I was never able to do anything as awesome as you” said Greg
Fluttershy hid even more into herself and looked at the ground. “W-w- well, I-I could teach you….. I mean if you really want to learn.”
“Sounds great, when should we start practicing?”
“How about next week?”
“Okay great, I’ll finally learn something useful now. What should I do in return for getting lessons though? I mean I can’t just take up your time and not do or give something in return.”
Fluttershy looked up just a little, still blushing. “U-umm, if it’s okay with you could tell me about your world and physical attributes. I am a bit curious about you guys.” asked Fluttershy
“Sounds like a plan” said Greg Just as he finished talking an unreasonably heavy object hit him right on his already injured head instantly knocking him out.
“Eep!” said Fluttershy as she looked up into the sky to see where the object came from and found out it was Derpy.
“Oops! Sorry Fluttershy, I was trying to deliver the kitchen stuff you ordered” said Derpy
“Oh thank you Derpy but I think you hurt my friend” said Fluttershy pointing to the unconscious Greg that lay in front of her.
“Oh I’m sorry!! I just don’t know what went wrong.”
“We should take him to the hospital right now.” said Fluttershy as she picked him up. She was surprised to find that he was lighter than he looked. When she picked him up though, she saw that a long gash streaked across his head from his blow. “Eeeep we need to hurry, he’s bleeding a lot!!” she said as she and Derpy rushed him to the hospital.
Once again the hospital doors exploded after just being rebuilt as Derpy carelessly brought Greg inside, sending him flying straight into the front desk.
“Oops sorry” she said
“Let me guess, he needs help too” said Dr. Barnwell acting as if this was the norm now.
“Yes Please, he’s bleeding really badly” said Fluttershy.
The Doctor just sighed. “Okay, Nurses, Doctors, its operation time again”
-In the operation room
“Saw”, “Saw”, “Saw”
“What the… Get them out of here, who let the crazies out again??” said Dr. Barnwell
The nurses got the fake doctors out of the operation room and back to their rooms.
“Now let’s begin shall we doctors” said Dr. Barnwell
“Greg…. Greeeeg…….. GREG!!” shouted Brennan trying to wake up his friend as they were now hospital mates. Brennan remembered what Greg did to him and with an evil grin he went to work on how he was going to painfully wake his friend. He decided on a flower vase and picked it up. He didn’t have all his strength back but he had enough to make his way to the bedside.
“Wha… What happened…Who’s there”
“Relax dude… Ahhh, it’s me” said Brennan trying to hide his pain
“What happened, why am I on the floor, and why does my head hurt so much?” asked Greg groaning in pain
“I already know that, I meant what I said” said Greg plopping back on his bed
“Like the hell I would know, you tell me… again” said Brennan
“You tried to get me back didn’t you”
“No” said Brennan trying to hide the key features on his face that normally would give him away
“I can see the pieces of vase on your hospital gown” said Greg pointing to him
“Dammit!!”
“What I wanna know is why am I in a hospital and why do I have a splitting headache.”
Brennan just stared at him, his face full of question and annoyance. “Seriously dude?? I was here first so I’m going to say it again and probably not for the last time….. YOU TELL ME DAMMIT!!”
Greg winced in pain. “Oww… my head dude, it’s killing me, no need to yell”
“Well… your gonna answer cus the doctors just threw you in here and didn’t say a thing and those crazies came by and put a poorly but somehow well constructed house on your nightstand.” said Brennan
Greg looked to his right and saw the little gift left for him. “Awesome! Fluttershy would like this for her bird friends”
Brennan trying to get back on track said “I’m just going to go ahead and say that you must have screwed up fixing her wall or did she beat you up cus that would be hilarious”
“No not that, I remember her wall being fixed, then she said she’d give me lessons and after that………. It all goes black.” said Greg
Suddenly a strange letter flies in from the window and lands on Greg.
“The fuck is this?!” asked Greg
“I don’t know genius read it and find out” said Brennan
“Fine I will… It says Hey guys its spike writing to you two. Just thought I’d give you a heads up and tell you that the girls and the Princess are coming to see you guys soon. Spike out” read Greg
“Who the hell is Spike?!” asked Brennan
“Well I don’t know about you but I am-”
He never got to finish as a pink blur burst through their room door and landed on top of Greg, immediately rushing him in a bear hug.
“OhmygoshareyouokayFluttershytoldmewhathappendandIcameassoonas”
He never heard a word as he was out cold the moment she jumped on him due his head slamming against the wall behind him.
“Pinkie!!”
Suddenly Pinkie was thrown off of Greg.
“Down!!” ordered Twilight and pinkie obeyed. “Sorry about that she gets…”
“Yeah I know well he’s out for awhile sooo…”
“How are you guys doing?” said Twilight
“Well since Greg is out cold and I’m sitting here with some internal injuries. Still not as bad as that one time though...” said Brennan before he was interrupted
“That won’t be a problem” said a tall white pony with a weirdly colored mane as she walked into the room. She had a horn but she also had wings.
“She must the princess or one of the alicorns” thought Brennan
She walked over to Greg and her horn lit up. In a few seconds she stepped back and Greg awoke with a yawn.
“Man my head wants to explode right now” were his first words. He then looked up and saw the tall white mare looking at him. “Oh, hello, how are you, would you mind telling me why my head is trying to kill itself?” said Greg
“I’m afraid I can’t answer that for you but I know who can but for now, I’m here to transport you both to my royal medical wing at Canterlot Castle” said the Alicorn
“And who might you be?” asked Brennan
“Why I’m Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria.”
-To Canterlot Castle-
As they were wheeled into the medical wing Brennan noticed a small trickle of blood coming from Greg’s head. “Dude… your head”
“I feel funny” said Greg getting dizzy
“Princess!!” shouted Twilight
Celestia moved over to Greg and again her horn glowed and in a flash Greg’s head was healed but upon said healing Greg once again went unconscious.
“What happened??” asked Brennan frantically
“Don’t worry he’s fine but he’s unconscious. I’ll let my doctors take it from here. Twilight, you and your friends are welcomed to stay if you’d like” said Princess Celestia
“Thank you Princess, we’ll most likely be staying” said Twilight.
As they entered Greg was wheeled into the critical section of the infirmary.
“Is he going to be okay?” asked Fluttershy looking in down in false guilt
“He should be deary, why he is in the best place to get the medical help he needs darling” said Rarity trying to comfort her yellow friend
“Well I’m going to go follow him” said Pinkie
“I’ll go with her to keep her from doing any more harm” said Twilight following behind the happy pink pony
“Me and Derpy should go too since he was with us when he got hurt” said Fluttershy and of they went as well.
“Well, I guess that leaves us three sugarcube” said Applejack
“Fine by me” said Brennan shrugging. “Just make sure she doesn’t try to hurt me further.” He said pointing to Rainbow Dash
“If I wanted to hurt you, you’d be in a coma right now dickhead.” said Rainbow Dash giving him his daily dose of a Death Stare
“Oh so you guys can talk dirty, me likey but don’t get your hopes up sweetie. For you, it’ll take a lot more than that” said Brennan giving her dose of a stuck out tongue
“Darling, don’t expect us to protect you if you keep egging her on like this. It won’t end well for anypony” said Rarity
“It’s not my fault she hates me for reasons that I didn’t or couldn’t do nothing about but thank you Rarity I appreciate your concern” said Brennan
“You’re very welcome, just be patient with Rainbow Dash though deary It takes her awhile to open up to another pony or human should I say in this case”
“We’ll see Ms.Rarity. By the way which part of the wing am I off to now nurse??” asked Brennan
“The minor wing, we just need to make sure your all set to go to the doctor to get healed” replied the nurse
“Really… Minor?? I have internal bleeding in my stomach, a few cracked ribs and my arm and leg are still broken. I don’t think that’s minor”
“The internal bleeding has stopped and been fixed and you have minor breaks. We just need to check your vitals and what not then the doctor will heal your broken limbs but you still need to rest.”
“Wow you ponies work quick but rest… please that’s what everyone tells me but when I do, I wake up and get hurt” replied Brennan in a gruntled voice
“Maybe because you and yer friend keep getting inta trouble” said Applejack
“Well if that’s the case I’m gonna do just that but then again… I’ve done enough of that so I’ll do it later. Don’t want Dashie here trying to get all over me again”
At that remark his wheelchair tipped to the right and fell over.
“Buck you, you stupid prick”
-Back to Greg-
“Is he going to be okay doc?” asked Derpy feeling bad about doing this to him
“He’ll be fine with that head wound fixed up. His other wounds that you all spoke of to the princess will of course keep him here even with our advances for a few days like his friend. The princess hopes she can get to know them better and understand their situation.” said the Doctor
“Oh thank goodness” said Twilight even though she just meet them she would like to see them without any injuries. Fluttershy on the other hand was feeling very bad, thinking she was the cause of this.
“I’ll talk to them both after they’ve gotten better, if they want to that is” she thought
“Well dats good, well I have to get back to my job. Bye gals” said Derpy as she flew out the window bumping into the wall beforehand.
“Oh Derpy what a silly filly” said Pinkie Pie. “I wonder, should we throw a party after they wake up or should we do it later?”
“Pinkie, I’m sure they’d love to have a party but let’s put it off until we learn more about them” said Twilight
“Awwww but Twily” said the pink mare, sadden at the delay of a wonderful party she had in store.
“No but, they need to decide when they want one anyway.” After she said that Greg suddenly sat up and yawned startling everyone there.
“YAWN” “Man that was a great nap.” He looked around noticing everyone staring at him. “Uhh, why are you looking at me like that??”
“Oh wow that hit must have really hurt you. You’re in the medical wing of the castle for your wounds. You almost started to bleed very badly but I warned the princess just in time” said Twilight
“Really well I have to say my thanks to you but I still have no idea how I ended up in this position” said Greg
“I…I think I c...can tell you what hap…happened” said Fluttershy
Greg and the girls turned towards Fluttershy making her blush and hide behind her hair. Fluttershy explained the whole story of how Derpy dropped her delivery on Greg and how they rushed him to the hospital and how he flew into the front desk. Beyond that she didn’t know much else.
“Huh, today seems to be might productive” said Greg
The girls just gave Greg a confused look except for Pinkie who just smiled and laughed. Fluttershy looked like she wanted to say something but she just went and sat in one of the chairs, hiding under her hair again.
“Well I don’t know about you guys but I’m in immense pain right now. I should probably get that fixed” said Greg
“You won’t be seen by the doctor for another few hours but they pain killers should be setting in soon” assured Twilight
“I hope so, the only other time I was in this much pain was in a full body cast but that’s not important. What is important is that I could really go for some food right about now. What do you guys have to eat” said Greg
“Oh well um, I’m not sure what your kind eat but we have salads and hay and flower sandwiches. We also have candy and sweets but that about covers things except for milk and juices and sodas and obviously water” said Twilight
“Is there a limit on the amount of soda I’m allowed to drink” asked Greg
“Well considering your injuries, yes and since you probably don’t have our currency, money will be an issue as well” said Twilight
“Hmmmm, well it looks like I’m just gonna have to go hungry until I earn some cash”
*grumble*
“Gonna be a lot harder than I thought” said Greg
“Well we can get you food silly, you’re a patient duh” said Pinkie “Just when you get out into town is the problem. Hey maybe you can come work with me, Mr. and Mrs. Cake are always looking for help. Iwouldhavesaidtwilightslibrarybutspikecangetsuperjealousmaybefluttershybutshedoesnttreallygetpaidbutitsnotlikesheneedsitand…mmmdhdhdsujfdeswuj” Twilight hoofed pinkie’s mouth.
“Anyways, yes its true you can get food here but in town you’re going to need to find a job and that might be a bit harder than you think since you’re not from here” said Twilight
“Hmmm good point”
*grumble, rumble*
“I need to focus on a meal right now, I’m pretty hungry and my stomach can only go on for so long without food.” Said Greg clutching his stomach
Author's Note
Well it's finally out. We're hoping to get ch 4 thats connected to this one out soon but we want to go ahead and warn you that we will be going back to school soon so we won't really know when we'll be able to update so Please bear with us.
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Castle Snoops and Late Night Chats
Brennan lay in his bed, his face still red and sore from where he face planted after Rainbow Dash knocked him out of his wheel chair. “What is wrong with her, what does she have against me. Geez I swear most of the girls back home do the same thing to me, what’s wrong with me” he thought
The girls left awhile back to go take care if things before it got too dark. Rainbow gave him a goodbye death stare and Applejack just gave him a look that could be taken different ways. Brennan wondered even with her threat, if she was secretly hitting on him. He didn’t know and he didn’t want to ask, in fear of dying, literally.
Brennan had rested it seemed like forever and he was bored since he couldn’t go back to sleep. So he decided to somehow go exploring even though he knew it was a stupid idea. Even though he was seen and treated by the doctors, his ribs went from broken to slightly cracked and his organs hadn’t fully recovered from his incident from Fluttershy which they said with some rest that would be taken care of.
Nevertheless he got out of bed and slowly walked to the door. He tried opening it and it squeaked which caused him to stop. Knowing the noise could alert someone he decided to see if he could travel up the walls or something since he was a good climber. Upon looking he sees the castle walls that look promising outside his window. He decided to start but knowing he wasn’t properly dressed he looked around his room and on one of the chairs he saw his clothes from when he first arrived. “Thank you Rarity” he thought and got dressed.
When he finished he made his way out onto the ledge and started to climb. The patterns of the bricks were tricky and if he wasn’t careful… well, by looking down it wasn’t going to be a pretty drop. He studied the wall for awhile and made a plan on getting to the window. Brennan slowly made his way up his path with careful precision. There was a full moon out so the wall was well lit. “It is a beautiful night” thought Brennan. “Good thing I’m out”
Suddenly Brennan’s foot slipped and he had to act quickly to save himself. Some dust and specks of brick fell into the never ending fall. After regaining himself he decided to go Assassin’s Creed on this wall and with great skill and agility he acrobatically made his way to the window and slowly hopped in. The window brought him into a hallway.
The hallway was unlit so stealth wouldn’t be too hard. Brennan started walking. The castle was absolutely stunning; it was unlike anything he had seen in his life. “Wow now this is royalty” he said. He spotted a staircase not too far from him and headed towards it. Suddenly a guard out of nowhere appeared, patrolling it seemed, and Brennan had to act fast and hide behind the curtains. When the coast seemed clear he scanned the area noticing more guards. “Man sneaking around is going to be harder than I thought” he said
He made his way to the stairs with a few quick sprints and snuck his way up. The stairways led to another hall with huge rooms down the corridor. These impressed Brennan even more. No guards seemed to be here so he just walked. One particular room caught his attention. Inside the room was a humongous flat screen, with game consoles and games of every kind, controllers, headsets, food, and sodas and gamer chairs. There were two computers in the corner for PC games. It was gamer’s paradise.
“Wow didn’t know the princess was a hardcore gamer… nice. I’ll have to ask if I can play sometime”
When he reached the door he peaked in through the crack to see what was inside. In the room there was a pink bed with silk sheets on it and all kinds of stuff he that he couldn’t identify. He decided to search to search further. As he got to the center of the bedroom his expression widened in shock. In the room were instruments, books, and other things he did not want to speak of in his head. He had to cup his mouth to not say anything out loud. He slowly walked back but he slipped on one of the slick objects and rolled into the hallway with a thud.
Brennan rubbed his head in pain and looked up when he heard a grunt. There, standing over him was a guard.
“What are you doing in the princess’s room” he questioned
Brennan sat there looking confused
“Never mind that, what are you doing here, you know what, you’re coming with me”
Before the guard could even think of reaching down, Brennan tripped him with a leg sweep and then elbow dropped his chest to knock the air out of him and then smashed his head to knock him out.
“Sorry bud but not tonight” he said
He looked around to see where he would hide him but couldn’t find anyplace. He felt bad about what he did so he decided to lay him on the pink bed in the room. He knew that wasn’t a master bedroom so he figured they might think he was sleeping on the job. He turned off the lights and closed the door. After the job he continued on not noticing the shadow that followed him.
His travels led him to a giant library full of more books than he would ever read in his lifetime. Since he liked to read, he decided to take a peek at some. He found one that caught his attention: “The Life and Spells of Starswirl the Bearded”, he always had a thing for magic so he read a little bit as he walked through the library. As he was reading he looked up and saw another book. “How to Touch the Right Places of Either Gender” After what he witnessed shortly before, Brennan just let out a grunt. “What the hell kind of castle is this??!!” he yelled to himself. Although he was irked the book was tempting. He fought himself but he saved the spot he was in, in the book and picked up the other one. He began to read and was embarrassed with himself for reading it.
He soon heard the sound of footsteps coming near. Thinking they found the guard, Brennan put the sensual book back and made his way to the giant window and got out in time before they entered the library. He started climbing so he would get out of their point of view. He noticed his journey inside almost took him to the top of the castle. “Oh cool, I bet it’s an awesome view up there” he thought.
Suddenly he felt the loss of control on his limbs and a blue aura engulfed his body. He was suddenly levitated upwards freaking out as it happened. He was taken to the top and tossed on the ground. “Holy mother of …” was all he could say before a tall figure leaped on top of him.
“Who are you and what are doing sneaking around the castle” she barked. Brennan was stunned at the authority in this what seemed to be feminine voice.
“I… um was…. trying… to find my way back??”
“YOU LIE I SAW WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!!”
She tossed him across the walkway and pounced on him again.
“NOW TELL ME THE TRUTH!!” she demanded, lightning coming from her horn ready to obliterate him.
Brennan was scared but yet at the same time turned on by her. So he told her his story, all of it leading up to this point leaving out certain things such as Applejack, the pink bed, and the book.
She got off of him and lent him a hand to get up.”So your one of the visitors my sister invited” she said
“Your sister… You must be Princess Luna then” said Brennan
“Pleasure to meet you…?”
“Brennan Bloodsworth”
“Weird name but okay Brennan, I’m sorry for attacking you.” Luna said
“It’s okay, you’re right I could have been anyone” said Brennan
Brennan took the time to look at her. She was tall for a girl but not giant, only slightly taller than him. Her skin was a midnight blue/purple and her hair resembled the night sky above them. She had what looked like a bib of some sort around her neck and her outfit complemented her dark look. Her eyes were aquamarine and she wore a necklace with a crescent moon on it. Let’s just say from his expression Brennan thought she was absolutely Beautiful.
“What’s that in your shirt” Luna said pointing to the bulge in his shirt.
“Um nothing” said Brennan
Luna gave him a stern look and quickly grabbed the book of Starswirl from him. “Taking property of the castle are we” she said
Brennan didn’t try to argue. “Yeah it interested me, I was going to return it later” he said
Luna just nodded. “It’s okay, after reading this for years I still find it exquisite” she said. She handed him the book back. “Take good care of it” she said
“Yes your highness” Brennan said bowing before her.
Luna smiled. “Might I get advanced information about who you are” she asked
“Sure” said Brennan and he told her all he knew about his world and his species. Luna was fascinated
“Wow your world is so similar to our world. My sister will love to hear this.”
Brennan smiled at her and she blushed a little.
“So I saw this game room earlier snooping around, was that her’s” he asked
“Oh Creator NO, that’s all mine, my sister playing video games?! That’ll be the day” said Luna
“So you’re a gamer that’s awesome” said Brennan
“OH YES indeed and you” she asked
“Definitely” said Brennan
They started to talk about video games such as Halo and Mass Effect and others as they looked out onto the view of nighttime Equestria. Their conversations lead to other topics such as books, music, and movies. They found they had a lot in common and enjoyed their time together.
“Wow you have to be the greatest, No absolute Best girl in the world or worlds should I say” said Brennan. Luna blushed deeply and it mixed in with her face well, making it adorable. Brennan did the same too but looked away and they sat there awhile.
“Thank you, you must get a lot of females where you’re from” said Luna ending the silence
“You’re kidding, you’re a wonderful guy Brennan, how is that” said Luna
“Well what about you Luna, I’m sure you’ve had stallions begging at your hooves for you”
Luna did the same thing Brennan did when asked the question.
“Actually most of that goes to my sister, she gets all the attention” said Luna
“Your stallions must like boring mares then and they’re stupid for that, your amazing Luna”
This made Luna smile. “Thank you Brennan” she said
They sat in a moment of silence again.
“Well I guess you kissed someone before, being in a relationship then” said Luna
“Actually no, we didn’t” replied Brennan
This surprised Luna but she looked away avoiding eye contact with him.
“I’m guessing you haven’t either” said Brennan
Luna nodded silently
Brennan sighed and scooted next to her and hugged her. Luna was alarmed by the touch but his warmth calmed her
Luna put her arms around Brennan hugging him. “You’re the nicest guy I’ve ever met in my whole life” she said.
“Brennan?” Luna said
“Yes” Brennan said looking down
Their eyes met each others, each one thinking they possessed the universe. And that they were beautiful. Luna started to pull her mouth close to his and Brennan tensed up, not sure what to do but decided in the end he wanted it too. Their lips met softly and they pulled each other closer as they kissed. They kissed again and began to with a passion, sliding their hands across each other’s back, neck, hair and face. Luna pulled Brennan down onto the floor and they began to make out.
Brennan was in absolute heaven and he didn’t want to leave as he nipped Luna’s neck making her breath out a moan. Her curves were so perfect to him and her warmth was all he longed for. After a pause they looked at each other and knew exactly what each other were thinking. Luna pushed Brennan onto his back and she was about to take it to the next level when suddenly a voice rang out.
“Princess Luna are you up here…”
“Dammit, it’s the guards” said Luna
“That’s my cue to go, Princess” said Brennan getting up and jumping onto the edge of the tower.
“Wait!!” Luna cried as if it was the last time she would see him.
“Don’t worry we will see each other around” assured Brennan. He gave her a quick kiss on the cheek “Thanks for the evening Luna” he said about to leap. “Oh wait… that room with the Pink bed… is that yours?” he asked
Luna smiled awkwardly “Oh Creator NO, that’s my sister’s”
“……Oooookay” he said and with that he was off
“Princess Luna there you are, are you alright” said one of the guards approaching her
“Just enjoying the night” said Luna
“Not to be rude Princess but what’s with your hair and clothing” he said
Luna looked down and saw her ruffled self. “Oh… it… was… Just the midnight air blowing through here she said
“I don’t feel it Princess” said the guard with a questionable look on his face
“Oh well… it went away awhile ago” she said
“Well there is someone sneaking around the castle so we need to get you to safety” he said.
“Oh no need I took care of that, thank you for your concern guards but I think I’ll walk myself to my room. Goodnight” Luna
Brennan eventually made his way down the castle and into his room, throwing the book on the bed. He nearly dropped it three times almost losing his life saving it. Brennan took of his shoes and got back into his hospital attire and plopped on the bed and sighed.
“So where you been man? Making out with a princess or something” said Greg from the new bed next to Brennan’s that he didn’t notice
Brennan jumped off his bed and nearly out the window. Luckily he had been surprised enough tonight to regain himself quickly. “Greg, how did you get in here” he asked
“Well I had my head worked on earlier, had some lunch, then just crashed in here. They said it was the same room as yours so I figured you’d be in here” Greg said
“How do you do the things you do man” asked Brennan
“I don’t know, I just function off of the amount of food in my stomach”
“Only you” Brennan said. He returned to his bed and put the book on his nightstand
“So what were you out doin bro” asked Greg
“I got bored from resting so I explored some of the castle and stuff”
“How’d that go for ya, get caught by any guards”
“Almost, I had to knock out one and put him in a room and I got away from a group of them coming back” said Brennan
“Sounds exciting, did you win the heart of a princess at the end of your journey noble sir” joked Greg
Luckily the room was dark besides the moonlight coming from the window so Greg couldn’t see Brennan turn crimson.
“Yeah it would, but I see you found the library though” said Greg who had been reading the Brennan’s book the whole time
“What the… How did you get that? Give it back!!”
“Well if you must know, I picked it up when you put it down and no you can’t have it because I’m reading it”
Brennan lunged at Greg trying to get the book from him. “Come on…. Dude…. that’s… not mine…” Brennan said tussling with Greg.
Greg noticed the mark and bump on Brennan’s face that he received from earlier encounters. “Dude you’re in a hospital and you managed to get yourself banged up. You should really take better care of yourself”
“I didn’t do that to myself. Now I’m serious about that book, you didn’t even ask” said Brennan
*Sigh* “Fine here” said Greg as he handed the book back, already halfway through it.
“Thank you” Brennan said and went to go back to his bed only to trip over Greg’s wheelchair and hit the side of the bed. It took everything in his power not to yell out accursed things.
“It’s just not your night for staying safe is it” asked Greg laughing at his friend
Brennan wanted to remark back but he couldn’t. He sighed. “Yeah I guess your right”
“Still, at least you found the library, my stomach kept me way too occupied today”
“So that’s it you ate. Nothing else special went on” Brennan said getting into his bed and opening the book to where he left off
“I never said nothing special happened”
“Oh so what did happen” Brennan asked with a surprise look, looking up from his book
“Well it all started when we got lunch”
-First Person Greg mode-
We went to the mess hall to get some food. I had to be wheeled in since I didn’t have the strength to stand. As we walked in I was bombarded with good smelling stuff.
“So what exactly do you want to eat” Twilight asked me
“No idea I’ll just have whatever you guys eat”. We ended up getting daffodil sandwiches and hayfries with water.
“That sounds disgusting” said Brennan
“It’s not bad actually” Greg told Brennan
I told them that humans don’t exactly eat flowers and hay.
“Then what do you guys eat” Twilight asked
Well as an omnivore we can eat fruits, vegetables, and meat. The girls stopped eating to stare at me in horror.
“M-m-m-meat!!” Fluttershy whispered
That’s when it dawned on me that they don’t eat meat being part pony. “Awww crap, sorry if I scared you, I won’t anyone here if that’s what you’re thinking, I’ll just eat this sandwich”. And with that I took a bite.
“Nice going, we’re probably going to be slayed by Celestia tomorrow. Although some of Fluttershy’s animal friends must eat meat at some point and that wasn’t that special” said Brennan interrupting Greg again
“I’m not done so shut up and listen” said Greg
After the first bite I realized that it was actually good so I kept eating.
“S-so you’re not going to eat anypony here” asked Twilight
“Nope I would never eat any of you…..” At that they visibly relaxed.
“So how’s your sandwich Greg” Pinkie asked me
“Really good I never thought of eating this stuff until now”
“Glad you like it” she said with her bubblegum smile
As the meal progressed Fluttershy and Twilight had to use the restroom leaving me with Pinky.
“Okie Dokie Lokie” she said to them
As they left she sat right on my lap and looked me in the eyes. Since the cafeteria was basically empty no one noticed. I was scared as hell dude. “Uhh Pinkie, why are you sitting on me” I asked her.
“Because you look like fun to sit on silly” she said getting closer to my face. Again I’m all like what’s going on, why is this going on, and is this really happening while I’m eating.
“Uhh Pinky what…”
-Shhhh-
She cut me short. “Don’t ruin the moment” she said and that’s all I’m telling you right now
“Whoa, look at Greg getting it on with the party pony. I’m so proud” Brennan said laughing. “But I thought you were all for Ms. Sparkle” he teased
“Shut up dude, it’s not like I expected this kind of thing to happen” said Greg
“Sure you didn’t. Says the guy who was a chick magnet in high school” said Brennan
“Don’t blame that on me, besides I was completely oblivious to it until you pointed it out”
“Uh huh okay buddy sure”
“Whatever, besides, you still gotta explain why you smell like women’s perfume” said Greg
Brennan just froze. “What are you talking about? You didn’t ask me that”
“No but I can smell it. So it looks like my joke was true, you were getting it in with the Princess”
“No I wasn’t. It’s probably from Rainbow Dash or one of the girls from helping me around”
“Dude you have a terrible poker face, I can see right through you”
Brennan again, was stunned. “How can you see me when we’re in the dark?!” he said
“Don’t question it, not to mention you’re next to the window with the moonlight shining through. Soooo… you know”
Brennan looked around his surroundings. “What… How did I get here? Wasn’t I over there?”
“Your bed is next to the window dude” said Greg
“You switched my bed!! How the… who…the… Oh for the love of Luna I give up” said Brennan
“Oh so it was Princess Luna you were getting busy with” said Greg with a smirk on his face
Brennan let out a stream of words that were so uncalled for, even for a mature story into his pillow.
“Dude no need to worry I got your back. No one will know that you made out with a princess and knocked out a guard” assured Greg
“Uh huh not like I heard that one before” said Brennan sarcastically
“Not my fault you told someone that wasn’t me that one time. I keep secrets” said Greg
“Whatever I just give up” said Brennan
Brennan reached for the book on his bed, “Azarath Metrion Zinthos” he said and the book was enveloped in a magical
“Quit showing off your magic skills man. The more you use them, the more likely the girls will find out.” Greg warned
“And you said it was a dumb idea to get that Teen Titans book on “How to Use Magic like Raven”. Luckily that Starswirl book taught me some stuff too” said Brennan proudly
“Whatever”
“Hey don’t get mad because you didn’t get any powers”
“I never said I didn’t get any powers. You just assumed that I didn’t and I never told you about it” said Greg
“Whatever you don’t have powers because that spell book was destroyed after I read it a long time ago” said Brennan thinking he won
“That so?” said Greg and suddenly things in the room started to float around
“You stole my book and somehow got through my magic lock spell didn’t you” said Brennan
“You know me so well”
“Well good sir. I’ve got only one thing left to say then…… MAGIC DUEL!!!!!
Author's Note
SURPRISE!!, Ch. 4 is here sooner thany you though. We jeust wanted to tease you a little before realeasing it. The note in Ch 3 does still concern future chapters sadley.
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“I sure hope they’re okay. They were in bad shape yesterday” said Fluttershy
“With Princess Celestia’s doctors working on them, I’m sure they are in tip top shape Fluttershy” said Twilight
I hope Greggy weggy is okay. I haven’t had any fun with him yet” giggled Pinky as she bounced along.
The girls kind of stopped and looked at Pinkie, not quite sure what she meant.
“Whatever I hope Brennan’s still in pain from yesterday cus if not I’ll give him another dose of…”
“Now you listen here, I know he hasn’t been the nicest to you but you sure as hay haven’t either. So I’m telling you this now, shut the buck up, get over yourself, and at least try to get to know him” said Applejack
“Okay girls, let’s not fight amongst ourselves, we have to be nice for the boys since we’re visiting them” said Rarity trying to calm things down
“Yeah sillies, no need to get all down in the dumps cause of some boy but then again there aren’t a lot of boys here so I guess it’s ok, but then-” Pinky was cut short by Twilight’s hand covering her mouth before she could really get going.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash’s faces went blank.
“I already told you I don’t like him” said Rainbow Dash
“And I’m just being a friend backing him up” said Applejack
“Whatever it may be Pinky is right darlings” said Rarity
She does have a point; let’s not fight before seeing our new friends in the hospital” said Twilight as they made their way to the boys room.
They all stopped in front of the door as Twilight opened it.
“Greg… Brennan are you guys…”
The girls gasped in awe as they looked in. The room was a complete mess with books, clothes, tools, and hospital instruments all over the place. Laying on top of the disaster was Greg and Brennan, dead asleep in the most unusual ways, ways that once again stumped even Pinkie.
“Um… what in the hay happened here” said Rainbow Dash
“Well duh, they are obviously in a trance due to an epic Magic Duel that they had last night which obviously ended in a tie Dashie” said Pinkie
Brennan let out a yawn and stretched a bit while standing up. “Man that was some duel, I should probably clean this up before the girls get here” He then started clean, completely unaware of the six girls staring at him while he worked. While he cleaned up Greg got up and started helping out, both of them ignoring their visitors. When they finished cleaning, they climbed into their beds and went back to sleep. The girls just stood there for a few moments and then Twilight slowly backed them up out the door, closing it on the way out.
*Later that Morning*
-Chirp, Chirp, Chirp-
“GOD DAMN BIRDS!!! Oh wait, I mean, good birdies. Keep singing that lovely wake up song too early in the damn morning” said Greg after remembering what happened the last time he yelled at the birds and not wanting a repeat of that.
“Now then what to do” thought Greg.
“Hi Greg are you guys… awake now” asked Twilight
“Yep well except…”
Pinkie darted in the room but this time Greg was ready except that she vanished into thin air. He looked around confused until he felt arms wrap around his neck and a weight on his back.
“Got you” Pinky giggled into his ear
“It seems you have Pinky, it seems you have”
The girls entered the now clean room.
“Where’s Brennan” Twilight asked
Her answer came with some slow movements and mumbles coming from Brennan’s bed.
“Excuse me while I wake up my friend” said Greg excusing himself from the group.
“Hold on I got this” said Applejack coming up to the bed.
“Well that worked, what’d you tell him AJ” asked Greg
Applejack whispered it quietly to Greg and he burst into laughter.
“Oh that’s just priceless, I have GOT to remember that one. So what are you guys doing here anyway” said Greg
“We’ll today ya’ll are supposed to meet the Princess but we were just doing our daily routine visit” said Applejack
“We do have some time before you guys met her… wanna get some breakfast” Twilight asked
“Sure… BRENNAN YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST” said Greg
Brennan still recovering from what he just experienced could barely mutter out a yes.
“We’ll be right out ladies, just give him some time to change” said Greg
“Okay we’ll be out in the hall” said Twilight as she lead them out
After Brennan got dressed, they headed out the door with the girls. Since they were to meet the Princess, they had to go across the castle so they would get to eat at a nicer, more luxurious mess hall.
“So did you guys like um, notice anything weird about your room” Twilight asked
“What do you mean weird” Brennan said giving Twilight a questioning look.
“Oh she’s talking about that huge mess that was in your room earlier when we were here” said Pinkie
The guys just looked at Pinkie with blank faces.
“Uh oh looks like Brennan is broken, I’ll fix…” Applejack let out a huff and gave Rainbow Dash a stern look. “I mean they’re in a hospital, maybe they just went a little brain dead” she said. Brennan gave her a surprised look, having no sly remark thrown at him.
“Well some yummy wummy food will make those tummies and brains all better soon” said Pinkie jumping up and down as they walked. Greg motioned to Twilight and got close to her ear.
“By the way, Brennan hasn’t been introduced to pony food, so I don’t know how he’ll react” Greg whispered
“Well you took it pretty well after the first bite”
“Yeah but I’ll eat just about anything though, Brennan can be the same way sometimes but he probably won’t want to eat hay fries and a flower sandwich”
“Well we definitely don’t have the alternative”
The group continued walking through the castles many beautiful hallways and rooms. The place was so big, it’s amazing that one doesn’t get lost in it.
“So how did ya’ll sleep last night? I reckon with beds as soft as those, you’d be as snug as a worm in a ripe apple” said Applejack
“We don’t really know. We just talked and then something happened and I don’t remember much more… Greg??”
“Nope, not a clue man”
“I told you guys already it’s…” Pinky was cut off again
“Pinky we already heard and we don’t need a repeat, okay” said a frustrated Twilight
“Any who we’re here” said Greg as they made their way into the cafeteria.
“Smells a bit weird… smells like they’re cooking nothing but vegetables and grass back there” said Brennan taking a whiff
“We might have a problem” Greg whispered to Twilight
They went through the line and gathered their meals and then sat at one of the tables. Greg wasn’t wrong, what laid before Brennan didn’t look appetizing to him.
“I don’t mind salads but is it possible that you have fruits here like Apples, I could really go for that and maybe some potato and cheese soup” he asked the group
Applejack and Fluttershy’s eyes widened bigger than the full moon Brennan saw last night.
“We’ll I’m pretty sure that Applejack and Fluttershy would love to get those for you but you’ll have to wait until you’re out of here for that darling” said Rarity finishing up her salad.
“Okay, I’ll make do with this salad for now” said Brennan in disappointed defeat
By this time Greg had already eaten about three sandwiches and two salads. “Man that was a great breakfast, but I wonder what’ll be for lunch”
“Dude really, we just ate. At least wait until lunch to think about what you’re gonna get” said Brennan just finishing his meal
The girls sat and eat their meals amused by the two friend’s personalities. When everyone was finished, Twilight showed them all, the way to the throne room. The Throne room was massive and highly decorated with gold lacing and marble columns. Down a ways following the red carpet sat two giant golden thrones, one with red leather and the other with black leather but there was no Princess to be found.
“Hmm that’s weird, the Princess should be here” said Twilight
After the words left her mouth Princess Celestia walked in from an unseen door. “Sorry for being late girls, royal business kept me a little occupied, so how are our guests doing”
“Just fine your highness” said Twilight bowing down as did all the others except the boys looking confused. “This is Greg and Brennan, the humans”
“I’m well aware of that since I did accompany them to our hospital wing. Now if you two don’t mind, I’d like to ask you a few questions about your species and homeworld” said Celestia turning to them.
“Um, okay” they both said
“First question: Are there any similarities between our worlds?”
“Well yes almost everything except for the magic powers and the civilians being ponies” answered Brennan
“ How are you technology wise, where do you stand?”
“I’d say we’re pretty advanced in tech, I mean from what I see here, you’re just a bit behind our planet” said Greg
Celestia gave a look of displeasure. “How is your species gender wise?”
“We’re pretty equivalent gender wise but I think a little more males than females though” said Brennan
All of the girls and even the Princess gave a look of surprise. “Um… okay l- let’s continue. Earlier you said your kind doesn’t have magic right?”
“That’s right” said Greg
“Then how do you get things done? What do you do when traveling or construction?”
“Well we use vehicles which are basically like wagons and carts and chariots that can move on their own and they are powered by a substance made up of oil and other ground substances called Gasoline. And when we construct we don’t use magic but our hands and tools to take care of it” explained Brennan.
“Hmmm interesting, well let’s move on to the biological makeup of your bodies. Why do you only have fur on your head?”
“Well actually its hair and males tend to have it on their arms and legs as well as other places. Women not so much but it is possible. Some of our scientists say we evolved from monkeys, some say we were created by a supreme being named God. The debate has been going on for centuries” said Brennan
“Hmm, it sounds like you have a more diverse culture than I thought but back to basics. What kind of food do you two eat? It’s obvious you can eat vegetables because that’s what you have here but what else can you have?”
“Meat? Oh my, well I would normally just send you to the Griffon Kingdom but they might tear you apart there so do you
“It’ll be hard, but I’ll give it my best” said Greg
Brennan nodded in agreement. “As long as there are apples and soup I can be fine too Princess”
“Very well, the next question I have is if you two want to go home or stay here” Celestia asked
“Well we would want to go home of course” said Brennan
“While it’s great here we do like having all our stuff back at home” said Greg
“Okay Twilight and I will try our best to get you home but for the time being you will have to live here for awhile and I mean awhile” said Celestia
The sadden faces of Pinky and the dark figure behind Celestia’s secret door brightened up at the hearing of this.
“Well I guess we’re done here guys” said Twilight.
“Wait! I have one more question for them Twilight”
“Oh, sorry Princess” said an embarrassed Twilight
Celestia’s face made it almost impossible to know what she was going to ask. “Now I must admit my curiosity, but how exactly does your kind procreate” she asked
This question caused the boys to visibly blush.
“You wanna answer this one dude” Brennan asked Greg
“Not exactly but ok I guess”
The room got quiet not making the conversation any easier to continue.
“Well you see…” It was obvious that this was going to be tough to explain for Greg.
Princess Celestia then giggled, “Oh I was only joking silly. I can always get that information later. For now it seems you have other matters to attend to” she said looking at Twilight
The group let out a sigh relief. They then said their farewells to the Princess, Greg’s taking the longest as Celestia didn’t let go of him for some reason. They then headed out of the throne room and down the hallway.
“Well that was something” said Greg
“But at least it’s over dude” said Brennan
*grumble*
“I could really eat something right now” said Greg
“Really, REALLY?! We literally just ate a few minutes ago” said Brennan
“I’ve got an idea. Since you guys can walk about now, how about we go into town and show you guys around” said Twilight
“That sounds nice” said Brennan
“Will we have food” Greg asked
Twilight chuckled. “Yes we will stop for food”
“Good then I’m in”
“Okay meet us outside in about twenty minutes”
“Okay, whelp Brennan lets go grab our gear and head on out”
“Okay see you ladies in a bit” said Brennan and the guys headed back to Brennan’s room
“So do you know what was up with the Princess dude? I mean, she wouldn’t let go of me when we were about to leave” said Greg
“I don’t know dude, maybe she has a thing for you like Pinky” Brennan joked at Greg.
“Okay, time to explain. We didn’t do anything!! All she did was sit on my lap and ate her lunch” said Greg
“Sure, dude that’s all. Next thing, I know you’ll be in bed with her and say you were wrestling” laughed Brennan
“Well if she just happens to wrestle me, why wouldn’t I wrestle back”
“Only you dude, well it looks like we’re going out on the town with six ladies”
“Sounds like a good time but I wonder, are we just gonna wander around or are we going somewhere specific”
“No idea, I guess it’ll be whatever they decide”
“Okay let’s go see em since we got everything we need here” said Greg in Brennan’s hospital room. The two headed out to meet up with the girls.
They met them at the Front of the castle where the girls had a chariot that led them to the train that would take them to Ponyville. They got on the train and were able to get a private cart. The trip would be awhile so why not ride in style. During this time Greg thought it’d be great to take a nap.
“Is there anything else that guy does besides eat and sleep” said Rainbow Dash
“Of course, he also draws, gets us into trouble, and constantly gets hurt” said Brennan
“Th-that doesn’t sound like a good thing” said Fluttershy
“No not really but it keeps our life pretty interesting” said Brennan
“I’m kind of tired too. I’m going to go lay down as well” said twilight
“Okay” said the girls as Twilight went into the other section of the cart where Greg was sleeping and the seats were bigger to sleep on.
“The poor dear has been up for two days finishing work for the Princess” explained Rarity
“Oh wow, it looks like the princess works her students hard” said Brennan
“Not exactly sugar cube, Twilight works herself pretty hard when it comes to the Princess” said Applejack
“Is that so, sounds like Greg in a way. He was once up for a week trying to finish some art project he was working on” said Brennan
“Seriously?! How did he stay up for a whole week?” exclaimed Pinky
“He’s Greg”
“Well do you do anything special” asked Rainbow Dash
“Yeah I play Bass guitar and I sometimes draw but Greg is the artist. Hardworking… for some stuff but not all and I don’t sleep or eat as much as he does”
The sound of a stomach grumbling caused everyone to look towards where Greg was sleeping.
“Jeez that guy could eat an entire stack of hay with that stomach” said Rainbow Dash
“I wouldn’t doubt it. So what’s Ponyville like gals” asked Brennan
“Well it’s a quiet little place most of the time, the folks there are might nice” said Applejack
Just then Pinky started laughing.
“And whatever is so funny darling” said Rarity
“Look at Twilight and Greg” she said pointing at the two.
Twilight’s sleeping head was resting on Greg’s shoulder while Greg’s leaned on top of hers.
“Awww, how cute” Rarity said
“Bet you wish that was you, then again nobody would grant it” said Rainbow Dash laughing
Applejack was ready to get onto Rainbow Dash but Brennan stopped her.
“Rainbow, can I talk to you outside in the back” he asked
Rainbow Dash was surprised by this and didn’t know what to do with everyone looking at her.
“Um sure… as long as you don’t do anything funny”
The two got up and walked to the back. Rarity gave Brennan a concerned look but he gave her an assuring one. They went out the back door and stood by the railing.
“Rainbow Dash, I know I haven’t been the nicest but neither have you, what’s up with you” Brennan asked
“What are you talking about what’s up with me? What are you getting at?”
“What is so bad about me that you treat me this way, I’ve barley known you for a few days but you act like we’ve been long time enemies” said Brennan
“I… I just….. I don’t know. If I don’t have somewhat knowledge of something or someone new I tend not to trust them “said
“Well you’ve had a few days so why are you still this way?”
“I don’t really work that way, there has to be something to gain my trust”
“Well, until I can somehow manage to gain that trust, can we at least call a truce” said Brennan sticking out his hand
“How does one Pinkie promise” he asked
Dash showed him the steps and then Brennan sighed
“Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye”
Dash then released her grip.
“Come on, I don’t want the girls to think we’re doing anything back here” Rainbow Dash said and they went back inside.
As they entered they noticed that Fluttershy leaned on Greg’s free shoulder while Pinky let her head rest on his lap. All the while Greg was sleeping like he hadn’t slept in days.
“How does he do that” asked Rainbow Dash
“Don’t ask” said Brennan
“What’s weird is that it’s not even night time” said Dash
“Yeah well…” Brennan said motioning to a seat. Dash sat down. “Hey where’s Rarity” he asked
“She went to gussy herself up” said AJ
The rest of the train ride went by fairly quick. Brennan and the remaining awoken girls passed the time with idle chit-chat and before long; they were at the Ponyville Train Station. After they woke everyone up, they got out of the train and entered Ponyville. The town was busy with civilians walking or working about and the town had a cozy home feeling to it.
“Wow, this place is pretty nice.” said Greg
“Pretty nice, this place is the best, especially withallthreshopsandtreatsandponyfolksandhfkerwhfsdhfkdhsfkjhskjfkaddasfndjnfjnjanjdnjgnjsngfjanjgfnjkfdgakjhgfhjarhgjfjklregfkjhgferkj” Pinkie went into hyper mode and there was no stopping her.
“Why don’t we just start walking” asked Twilight
They started walking throughout the little town. As they walked they started gathering quite a bit of attention due to the fact that the girls were walking with two alien things.
“Um… I just realized something” said Brennan.
“What?” asked Greg
“The other people here have no idea what we are.”
“I believe the term is ponies, and you do have a point. They are kinda giving us strange looks.”
“Its okay guys the same thing happened to our friend Zecora when she first came around” said Twilight
“Hey let’s check out Sugarcube corner, I’ve got a needie for a sweetie” said Pinkie Pie
The walk wasn’t long since the sweet shop was only a few blocks away but as they walked they didn’t notice the figure following behind them.
Sugarcube Corner looked just like a gingerbread house covered in icing and gumdrops. The aroma coming from within was intoxicating and irresistible.
*Grumble* Greg’s stomach let out a mighty grumble. He blushed slightly and scratched his head.
“He-he… I guess I’m hungrier than I thought.”
“Dude, your stomach was growling nonstop on the train.” said Rainbow Dash
“Like I said Dash, just go with it” said Brennan
“Mr. and Mrs. Cake, I’m back with company” Pinkie Pie sang
Two ponies walked out of the kitchen and to the counter. One was yellow and had carrot orange hair and the other was blue with wild berry pop tart colored hair. “Hello Pinkie” they both said
“You guys know my friends but I want you to meet Brennan and Greg, guys this is Mr. and Mrs. Cake” said Pinkie
“Nice to meet you two” said Brennan
“Same here you have a nice store and it smells great” said Greg
“Do you two mind if I treat my friends here” asked Pinkie
“As long as you don’t use up our stock” said Mr. Cake
“Yea, you heard em guys, pick whatever you want, it’s on the house” said Pinky
“Careful Pinky, Greg here could easily put you guys out of business with that bottomless stomach of his” said Brennan.
“I’m not gonna eat that much dude. Just a snack until I lunch or dinner or something” said Greg.
Greg let his stomach and nose guide him to the treat that he wanted. A triple layer slice of chocolate cake with raspberry sauce on it.
“Well somepony has got one major sweet tooth. Might even be bigger than mine” said Pinky as she got him the cake. Within moments of receiving it Greg inhaled it in less than thirty seconds.
“Yes” said Greg
“Good, let’s begin” she said
She placed a Danish pastry in front of him and told him to eat it. He first sniffed it then gobbled it down. “Well?” asked Pinky.
“Apple Danish pastry, with a hint of cinnamon”
“Correct, now try this” said Pinky as she placed Strawberry Short cake.
Greg ate it down in three bites. “Hmmmm, Strawberry Shortcake with cream filling. Cake is moist and delicious as well.”
“Well done and last but not least this!” she placed the single most expensive pastry in the shop in front of Greg. The masterful Marzipan Surprise. Greg sniffed the masterpiece first, testing the smell. He then ate it in four bites.
“Amazing, it’s a Masterful Marzipan Surprise!”
The room was silent as everyone was amazed.
“That’s….. That’s correct, you win” said Pinkie
The room erupted in cheers as the girls congratulated him. Mr. and Rs. Cake still stood in awe.
After the pleasantries, the sweet shop couple approached Greg.
“Greg are you by chance staying here for awhile” asked Mrs. Cake
“Well yes I am, why do you ask”
“We were wondering if maybe you want to have a job here, you seem to have a broad knowledge of sweets and things and a great taster.” said Mr. Cake
Pinkie exploded with happiness. “Oh please Greg please work here we’llbesuchgoodworkmatesandhavefunandeatsweetsandtellstoriesandsecretsandstuffand…..”
“Pinkie… of course I’ll work here” said Greg
“Really?! You mean it?!” asked Pinky
“Of course, besides, I’ve always wanted to work in a place that sells food.” said Greg with a smile.
“Yay!!” exclaimed Pinky as she grabbed Greg in a massive bear hug.
They then left the shop to continue on with the tour of the town. Greg and Brennan got to see all sorts of shops, even one that sold sofas and quills. The boys thought it was weird that they still used quills but didn’t think much of it. They also got to see Rarity’s Boutique Shop and Twilight’s library and other businesses such as Colgate’s Dentistry.
As their trip seemed to be at an end, Brennan heard a booming noise and started to follow it.
“Where are you going” Greg asked
“It sounds like music dude” said Brennan
The group followed Brennan as he seemed to find his way to the source which was a music store. Inside, the store was filled with the sounds of music from the speakers and there were aisles and aisles of music. Music instruments of all sorts were in the back sectioned off by the different types of instrument and to the right side of the store there was DJ equipment and test rooms to try out all the speakers and mixers and things you wanted. Brennan was amazed by it all and went crazy checking out everything. The group just kind of looked around not really knowing what to do.
“Oh hey Vinyl, I thought this was your store” said Pinkie
“Oh hey Pinks, you here for more party stuff” Vinyl asked
“Nawww, my friend was intrigued by your music and just wanted to look around” said Pinkie
“Really, where is he” Vinyl asked
“In the back, also this is Greg, he’s new around here” said Pinkie introducing Greg
Greg shook her hand. “Yes it’s nice to meet you”
“Well let me go check on this musically intrigued person in the back” said Vinyl
As she went to the back to find Brennan she found him ogling over the new bass she had ordered.
“So I’m guessing you’re a bassist sir” said Vinyl
Brennan turned around to see the store owner smiling at him. “Well actually yes I am, been one for about five years now.
What about you” said Brennan
“No but I am a DJ and a producer, been one most of my life” she said
“Oh cool, do you have any albums”
“I sure do”
“I’ll make sure to check them out when I get enough money”
“Why thank you it’s always good to have someone interested in my music”
“So what pickups are in this bass” Brennan asked
The two musicians started discussing things that was totally alien to the rest of the group so they just went outside to find something close to do.
“Wow you’ve got the life I dream of Vinyl, you’re pretty awesome”
Vinyl blushed a bit. “Thanks, sometimes it’s not so fun but I wouldn’t trade it for the world”
“So are you the only one working here” Brennan asked
“No, my roommate Octavia usually helps around but she’s not the best worker, especially since she’s in the town orchestra” said Vinyl
“Would you mind having some more help around here, I would love to work here”
“I don’t see why not, sure you got the job” said Vinyl shaking Brennan’s hand.
A short while later Brennan came out of the store and saw the group sitting at a table outside a restaurant.
“Hello Brennan how did it go in there” asked Rarity as Brennan approached them
“She has a very nice store and it looks like I have a job now as well”
“Splendid darling, come sit with us and celebrate with a dinner on us”
“Thank you but I can’t keep having you ladies buy me everything. I’ll have to find a way to pay you all back” said Brennan, finding a seat next to Rarity and Fluttershy
“Hmmm I’ll keep that in mind” said Rarity giving Brennan a wink and giggling.
Greg himself was a bit hesitant to let them pay for him again. It was normally against his nature to let others pay for him.
“Oh come silly, just order so we can getcha somethin” exclaimed Pinky
“Sorry I just prefer to pay for others instead of the other way around” sighed Greg
“Don’t worry about it Greg, we don’t mind paying for you” said Twilight
With another sigh, Greg ordered the cheapest thing that he could find on the menu. Brennan on the other hand, after being assured it was okay, was going to please himself to this meal. He didn’t go crazy with it but he didn’t hold back. After they were all done eating they continued on with the tour of the rest of the town, completely unaware that they were being watched.
“Hey Brennan” said Greg
“Yeah”
“You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched” asked Greg
“Not really. I’m not really popular but that green pony has been following us all day and so has that wizard one too.” said Brennan pointing behind him
“Really… Where” asked Greg
Greg saw nothing as he turned around, as did the girls. “There’s no one there dude” said Greg. The area suddenly got clouded in some kind of smoke. No one could see in front of themselves. Greg let out a yelp as he felt pain in the back of his head. Another poof of smoke occurred but it seemed to make the first cloud disappear and everyone could see again.
“Is everyone alright” asked Twilight looking around at her friends
“I’m not” said Greg holding his head
“What happened” asked Fluttershy and Rarity
“Well its obvious girls, Trixie used smoke bombs while Lyra snatched some of Greg’s hair and then ran off” said Pinkie Pie somehow knowing the answer… AGAIN
“What, why would they do that” cried Greg feeling around for the spot where some of his hair used to be.
“Looks like someone’s got a stalker” said Brennan
“We can go take care of them, if you want Greg” said Twilight
“No its okay, they haven’t really threatened me and I’m sure they aren’t stalkers…hopefully”
“Yeah, good luck sleeping tonight bro” teased Brennan
“Speaking of sleep, where are we going to sleep tonight” asked Greg
“Way, ahead of you Greg. Princess Celestia told me that you two were cleared from the Medical Wing and you can either stay back at the Castle or you can stay with one of us” said Twilight
“Fantastic, it’d be nice to spend the night at a place with books”
Twilight’s ears flickered at the sound of books. “Umm, I live in a library Greg, your more than welcome to stay”
“Sounds awesome Twilight. What about you Brennan”
“I’ll probably just go sleep under the stars tonight in a field or a park. I feel like an outside night tonight” said Brennan
Rarity gasped at his comment in horror. “Brennan dear, please tell me your joking. You can’t possibly think of sleeping outside”??
“I actually like it, it’s relaxing”
“This simply won’t do, you’re welcome to and will stay with me, if not somepony else”
“Well if you insist Ms Rarity…”
“Wait” exclaimed Applejack. “I live on a farm, so if you want dat outta town feel, you can come with me”.
“Now this is too much ladies, making me choose isn’t very fair” said Brennan
“It’s perfectly fine who you choose darling, you won’t hurt our feelings” said Rarity
“Yeah what she said” said Applejack
“Well both places sound lovely, but the farm does sound like more of what I was thinking so I guess I’ll go with Applejack”
“Don’t worry Ms. Rarity, next time I’m definitely yours” Brennan said bowing like a gentleman.
“I’ll hold you to that” she said smiling at his charming attempt
“Well looks like we got our plans for the night” said Greg
“Yeah dude, you have fun with your stalkers” said Brennan
“Sure, just like you alone with a nice gal in the outskirts of town on a farm” whispered Greg.
“It’s not like that” said Brennan embarrassed.
“Hahaha goodnight dude”
“Yeah you too”
******
The walk to Sweet Apple Acres was a little longer than Brennan expected. It was a cool night though so the walk was pleasant, minus the awkward between him and Applejack. Probably because of what happened at the Ponyville Hospital.
“Sooooo, tell me bout yerself partner” said Applejack making the first move
“Are you going to knock me out again after you get what you want to know” Brennan asked preparing to defend himself
“No I won’t, not unless you give me a reason sugarcube”
“Well, there’s really not much about me that’s interesting. Maybe you might want to give me a topic.”
“What are yer hobbies?”
“Well… I play music, sometimes I even write it. I’m a gamer if you know what that means. I also draw but not as good as Greg, and I play sports”
“Sports eh? Hmph I bet you don’t know the first thing about sports” teased AJ
“Now I wouldn’t want to embarrass you sweet cheeks. That wouldn’t be hospitable at all” Brennan teased back
“Oh, so you got jokes now do ya” said AJ with a sly look
“Indeed I do, plenty more where it came from too”
Applejack laughed. “Sure you do human boy” she said sticking out her tongue
“Alright how bout a race then” challenged Brennan
“Okay, to ma home just over the hill, loser has to do the winners work for a whole day”
“Deal” said Brennan
AJ stuck out her hand, spat in it, and offered it to Brennan. Brennan did the same thing and they shook hands.
“Alright. On your mark, get set, GO!!!” yelled Brennan. Off they ran staying at an even pace for awhile before Brennan started to pull ahead. “Yes! I’m actually gonna beat her” he thought. That was until she zoomed past him without even breaking a sweat. When he finally got to the barn Applejack was sitting on a hay stack waiting for Brennan, not even winded.
“Took ya long enough, even Fluttershy’s faster than you” she said. Brennan was gonna need more than ice for that “BURN”. He could barely speak at all trying to catch his breath. “Looks like you could use some hard labor. Well ya’ll gonna do that tomorra anyway, so there’ll be plenty of that” said AJ with a smile.
“Well it seems you beat me fair and square, so I guess I will” said Brennan. Before Applejack could reply a little filly pounced on Brennan.
“I got weird lookin stranger sis! Go git Big Mac and we’ll beat him up for you”
“Wait what?! Who are you, who’s this, what’s going on?”
“Applebloom he aint no stranger, he’s our guest, now git off em” commanded Applejack
“Oh, whoops. Sorry mister, I thought you was tryin to do stuff to my big sis” said the filly with puppy dog eyes
All of his irritation went away with a look at Applebloom. She was so cute, she could give you diabetes. She had candy apple hair, caramel eyes, and the cutest darn bow in the world. “Um no problem….”
“So what the hay are you anyway mister” asked Applebloom
“Applebloom, language young lady” barked Applejack
“Don’t worry, it’s no biggie”. Brennan knelt down to Applebloom. “My name is Brennan and I’m a human. I don’t know how I got here but here I ‘am.
“He’s kinda cute aint he Applejack” said Applebloom with pure innocence, which can be brutal, especially at this moment.
Applejack looked to Brennan and Brennan could only smile slyly at her.
“Well are you gonna answer your sister” asked Brennan
Applejack turned a little crimson and tried to hide behind her hat. “Well he aint much to look at but I guess we could tolerate him” said AJ through her hat. Her ears sort of flopped signaling something else.
“Sis why you actin like….. Ohhhhhhh you…” before Applebloom could finish she was applebucked across the field.
“OH MY GOD, AJ what the hell?! Is she all right” asked a concerned Brennan
“She’ll be fine. We rough house like that all the time. Now I should probably show you your room for now.
“Ohh but there are no rooms deary, they are all used up” said an old sounding mare behind them. “Now you mind tellin me who this young feller is Applejack or do I have to figure it out myself” said the witty old mare
“Umm Granny Smith, this is Brennan. He’s new here and needed a place to stay” explained Applejack.
“Nice to meet you” said Brennan offering a hand to the elderly mare.
“Nice to see a young man with some manners” she said firmly shaking Brennan’s hand. But I’d hate to say that we don’t have any spare rooms.
“Well there’s gotta be something we can do” said Applejack.
“Well deary, if you don’t mind company, I guess you can share. He looks like he won’t cause no trouble”
At that a slight hue of pink rose on the orange mare’s face. Granny Smith laughed.
“Aw don’t worry deary, I’m sure Big Mac’ll come to the rescue if he does try anything”
Good thing they weren’t looking at Brennan. The boy was in anime shock. Granny smith said farewell and left them alone.
Silence occurred for awhile as no one dared to move. Eventually AJ guided Brennan up the stairs, past her sibling’s rooms, and to her’s. AJ’s room was pretty big with a queen size bed in the middle of it, some drawers and nightstands, and her half open closet which wasn’t filled to the rafters like most girls back home.
“I’m guessin ya want to clean yourself up before getting in” said Applejack
Brennan thought about the day’s activities and agreed he needed a shower. He wanted to add a joke to the end of her statement but he thought better of it. “Yeah sounds good”
After his shower, he brushed his teeth with the toothbrush AJ gave him, put on the clothes from her brother that he didn’t wear anymore and headed back to the room. When he got there Applejack was preparing herself for a shower as well. The only problem was that Brennan walked in as she was selecting her panties. AJ was red as a stoplight when she noticed him and so did Brennan. Brennan , moved quickly out the door and apologized to her.
“Sorry, sorry I should have knocked, please don’t kill me” he said
“It’s okay sugarcube, I forgot you were here” she replied
Applejack eventually came out of her room and walked to the bathroom. Brennan then entered the room and sat on the floor, unsure of what to do. He started thinking more about this situation and how this night would go down.
“What was that… I don’t even wanna know” Brennan said shrugging it off
Applejack soon returned from her shower. Her hair still wet and let down and she was only wearing a T-shirt and some panties. Not an easy thing to see before getting in bed with a girl.
“Why are you on the floor, the bed is there darling” she asked
“I know, I just didn’t know if you were actually going to go through it” said Brennan
“Yes, I meant what I said, now come on” she said gesturing him to the bed. “Now before we git in, I’m going to lay down some rules. First: stay on yer side of the bed, Second: No funny business, Third: I know I’m a girl but if I feel anything funny on me… well you saw what happened to Applebloom, and fourth: If you snore, we’re going to have a bad time sugarcube. GOT IT!!” said AJ
“Yes ma’am” “No morning wood for this guy” he thought
“Good now, get in”
Brennan got in and situated himself as did Applejack and then she turned off the lights. They didn’t really position themselves in their normal sleeping habits since another person was with them so they just lay awkwardly for awhile.
“I never got a clear picture of you earlier” said Applejack
“Well we did have some interference” said Brennan
“What’s yer world like, is it all busy like Canterlot or like our sleepy little Ponyville”
“Depends on where you are, some places are like Canterlot, some like Ponyville, even some like Sweet Apple Acres.”
“What kind of job did you have?”
“Well, I’m not in a job right now I’m kind of skimping around with the work I can find. Rents a little hard to come by”
“I’m sorry to hear that but hey you’re living rich in Equestria” giggled Applejack.
Brennan gave a chuckle “Yeah I guess so”
“Do you have any friends, what are they like”
“I have a few; I guess they’re unique in their own ways kind of like your friends. I enjoy them, couldn’t ask for more”
“Sounds mighty nice, what about your family, your parents” she asked with a little more energy in her voice
“My parents… well I haven’t seen them in a few months but I guess they’re doing okay. Just like my friends they’re really great. The best in my opinion, we’ve had some great times”
“That’s funny most folk don’t talk about their parents like that when they’re grown. You must be special” joke Applejack
“Well what about your parents, what are they like” Brennan asked.
The warm feeling in the room dispersed and AJ fell silent as she turned away from Brennan. Brennan could sense something was wrong but he couldn’t tell what. He sort of looked around the room and by the moonlight he saw a lot of pictures of Applejack and her siblings but only with Granny Smith and not her parents. That’s when it hit him and he heard Applejack start to sniffle.
“Applejack, I’m…. I’m so sorry I didn’t mean…” Applejack started to shake and her sniffles got louder.
Brennan felt a blow right to the heart, “way to go dumbass”.
“Applejack I’m sorry” said Brennan as he leaned and hugged her but almost immediately pulled away after realizing what he was doing. Applejack stopped shaking and lay still.
“AJ, I’m sorry please I didn’t mean to do that”.
Applejack turned around and Brennan could see tiny streaks of tears on her freckled face. He prepared for the worst but only received a tight embrace as Applejack pulled him to her and hugged him, putting her face in his chest and started to cry softly. After getting over her initial feel of her surprising strength and touch, Brennan embraced her back and held her as she cried into him.
All he said were apologies to her as she did. He let her cry as long as she wanted. When she finished she pulled back from him, his shirt soaked in tears and looked at him.
“It’s okay, you didn’t know, It’s just bees so long since any of us have talked about them”
“Would you mind me asking... what happened” asked Brennan
AJ was quiet for a minute. “No I guess not. Big Mac is the oldest out of us, me obviously second and then Applebloom. I remember when Mah and Pa told us she was going to be our new sister. A few months later Mah gave birth to her. Everything, looked like it was just getting better and better. Sadly, two months later, Mah and Pa went off to do some errands for the day. Soon noon turned into evening, and evening into late night. We started to get really worried about them. Then we got a knock at the door”
Brennan however put a hand under her chin and pointed her up to him.
“I may not know what it’s like to lose a parent, but I know what it is to lose a loved one” he said
“You’ve lost family” she asked
“and friends” replied Brennan
“Wow I’m sorry Brennan”
“It’s okay AJ life’s not always easy, when it knocks us down we have to pick ourselves back up and keep moving. I feel that’s what my loved ones would want”
“I just hope mine would be happy with what me and Big Mac have tried to do with our lives” said Applejack wanting to look down.
“Applejack…” She looked into his eyes. Brenna could see those emerald green eyes in the dark, her long blonde hair looked like it could glow all by itself, her tears glistened in the moonlight amplifying her freckles.
“I haven’t known you long but from what I know right now, your parents would be downright proud and overjoyed with who you have become and what you have done for your family. I’m sure Granny Smith feels the same, if not more” he said wiping away her tears.
“Thank you… Thank you so much Brennan” she said smiling
“You’re Welcome”
They heard the sound of a door opening and the small steps of a filly who was muttering to herself as she went to her room and closed the door. Brennan and Applejack busted out in laughter and after realizing they were still holding each other, pulled away.
“Well this has been a bit interesting but I think we should hit the hay” said Applejack
“Yeah, it is getting late and it looks like you have payback in the morning” said Brennan
*Pfft* “I aint got no worries” she said laughing. “and you have a lot of work ahead of ya human boy”
“You know, I’m actually looking forward to it” said Brennan “Well goodnight” he said turning on his side.
“Wait… Can…. Can you hold me until I fall asleep” she asked
“You’re kidding right, what are you a kid” Brennan asked
“Well since you got me on the topic, it was something my parents used to do with me”
“Awww trying to put the guilt trip on me huh…. Get over here”
Applejack crawled her way into Brenna’s arms and got into a comfortable position.
“Thank you kindly” she said
“What happened to staying on your side of the bed” Brennan remarked
“Do you want me to knock you out again” she asked
*Silence*
“That’s what I though; the other rules still apply and don’t think “this” means anything”
Brennan just laughed. “Okay I get it”
Brennan waited until Applejack fell asleep. He knew when this happened because she began to snore, not loudly but rather quite cut making a little *choo* as she breathed out.
“Don’t snore huh, haha I see. Too bad your cute or else I’d jump all on you in the morning” he whispered.
He gently placed her on her side of the bed and layed on his back. Brennan thought about Greg and how his night went. “Knowing Greg Twilight had an “Interesting” night” he thought to himself. He didn’t ponder on it much for sleep was taking over him. “Goodnight Sweet Cheeks, you adorable snorer” he said as he closed his eyes.
On AJ’s side of the bed if you were there, you would see a faint smile curve upon the southern pony’s lips.
*******
Greg’s night took a very different route from Brennan’s. “So where is this library of yours” asked Greg
“It’s right there” said Twilight pointing to a tree house like building.
“That’s your library? It has a tree house! That is so cool” exclaimed Greg
“You really think it’s that cool” asked Twilight curiously
“Yeah I do, I’ve always wanted to have my own tree house but I never had trees big enough to”
“Well I’m glad you like it. You said you like books, what kind of books exactly” Twilight asked
“Well any kind really. If it catches my eye I’m bound to read it”
“That so, well I’ve got just the book for you” Twilight giggled.
They soon arrived at the house and entered.
“It’s even bigger on the inside than I thought” said Greg as he looked around in amazement at all the books and rooms
“How’d you end up with this place” Greg asked Twilight
“Well when I first came to Ponyville, the princess gave it to me. At first I was just in it for the books but it’s a home to me now”
“Wow that’s pretty cool” said Greg as he browsed the immense collection of books
*YAWN*
“Hey Twilight, when did you get in-” the purple dragon’s sentence was cut short at the sight of Greg. “Umm Twilight, you realize someone’s stealing your books”
“No he’s not, this is Greg” Twilight introduced as Greg continued reading
“Ohh so this was the guy you were talk…”
“SPIIKE, hey how about grabbing me my spell book will ya” said Twilight frantically
“Spell book, why do you…”
“Just do it!!!”
“Okay okay, jeez” said Spike walking off
“So Greg what are you reading”
“No idea, but it’s really interesting”
Twilight looked over Greg’s shoulder to peek at what he was reading. After reading a couple of lines herself Twilight began to visibly blush. “Ummmm…. Greg”
“Yes Twilight??”
“That’s um… that’s an erotica” said Twilight not looking Greg in the eye
“Wait, what” Greg immediately put the book back on the shelf. “I had no idea it was porn I swear!! The title said “The Rogue and the Mare”
Twilight shook her head in embarrassment. “Yeah sad to say we are very cleaver in hiding things like that” she said. “What genres do you like, I can take you to them”
“I’m scared to look now”
“It’s okay Greg; we have more than just that kind of thing”
“Well, I do like fantasy novels”
“Okay. Fantasy, that’s section 205, row 25, slots 20-89. Come one” she said guiding Greg
They made their way through the library house weaving left and right through the book cases. They finally made it to the Fantasy section after what seemed like forever to Greg.
“Here they are” said Twilight
“Cool, thanks” Greg began to look at the books as Twilight kind of stood and watched. Spike eventually returned with Twilight’s book.
“Here you go Twilight, so is he….”
“Yes Spike he is staying with us for the night, so if you don’t mind…”
“Oh don’t worry Twi, I get it” snickered Spike as he walked out of the room.
“Wait, that wasn’t what I meant…”
“Yeah, yeah suuure” said Spike walking out of the room.
“What was he talking about” said Greg
“OHHH nothing” said Twilight
“You sure? Okay”
“Hey, what do you do for fun besides reading” Twilight asked
“Watch anime, play video games, mainly drawing” said Greg
“What’s anime? Here we have something called Ponymation if that’s the same thing” said Twilight
“Sounds the same to me” said Greg as he pulled out his sketch pad and started drawing
“Ummm what are you drawing and where’d you get those” asked Twilight
“I had my pad the whole time. You guys just never noticed, and I’m drawing you” said Greg as cool as can be
The birdhouse that you’ve probably forgotten by now was revealed as Greg looked at it. “Oh that, well I thought it’d be a nice gift for Fluttershy for the incident we had.
“Did you make that or steal it” questioned Twilight
“Neither. I just woke up in the hospital and it was just sitting on my nightstand. Brennan said that some crazy fake doctors came in and put it there”
“Ooookay, I’ll just take your word for it. Greg I do have to ask you one more question before I show you around the rest of the house.
“Well we met in high school, played in the band together and all that but we didn’t become friends until after we had to run away from the whole school”
“Why is that?”
“Because of our magic accident… see we found this really old book that was full of old spells and what not. At first we were just playing around, thinkin that it wasn’t real magic. Then one day at school we decided to have a magic fight. We charged up our powers and then before you knew it, BOOM. We literally blew the roof right off of the school”
“Oh my, that’s awful, who was chasing you” said Twilight hooked on the tale
“The football team, the band, the teachers, a lot of people. The only ones who didn’t come after us were our friends, and they just cheered us on while we ran”
“Wow, I don’t know what a football team is but that sounds dangerous. Almost like in The “Adventures of Daring Do”, one of my favorite series” exclaimed Twilight
“Really? I’m gonna have to read that now since you do”
“Why is that?”
“Because I trust your judgment on a good book, plus you appear to be an expert on them” said Greg with a smile
Twilight began to blush a little at the compliments. “O-oh, well, thanks for trusting me. I actually have most of the series, here. Rainbow is borrowing a few; she doesn’t want anyone to know so keep it to yourself. If you want I can get them but maybe I need to show you around the rest of the house. I’m sure you want to clean up before bed too”
*Grumble*
“And maybe a little snack”
“Ha-ha, yeah I forgot about that… Shall we” said Twilight offering the way to the next room
“Let’s” said Greg as they went to the next room which, to Greg’s luck, was the kitchen. “Awesome I’m gonna cook breakfast in the morning”
“You don’t have to do that Greg, you’re a guest” said Twilight caught a little off guard by the statement.
“But I gotta pay you back somehow; I can’t just mooch off you gals and then not do anything in return”
“Greg its really fine, it’s what friends are for”
“Exactly, so it’s decided, I’m cooking you breakfast and I won’t take no for an answer” Greg said with a big smile.
Twilight mad a pouty face at him
“Awww you look adorable when you make your face look like that” laughed Greg
“Watch yourself, you may have nice compliments but it doesn’t mean I’m easy to handle or can be assertive”
“Ha-ha whatever you say Miss Sparkle. Now shall we continue the rest of the tour, or am I gonna have to get lost”
“How would you get lost in this house” asked a puzzled Twilight
“You’d be surprised by what happens to me on an almost daily basis”
“Well okay, I wouldn’t want you to get “lost” so moving on”
They continued the tour of the house while outside, they were being watched by two mares, one green and one blue with binoculars.
“Hmmmmm I wonder what that thing is doing with Twilight” said the green one.
“It doesn’t matter” said the blue one. All that matters is that we get the inside scoop on these two, and get more DNA samples”
“Okay then boss” said the green one and they went back to spying.
Meanwhile back in the house Twilight was showing Greg her room.
“I like the open floor plan and that’s a pretty nice view from your window… IS THAT A BALCONY” exclaimed Greg rushing over
“Umm yes it is. Why do you like balconies” asked Twilight
“I love em, gives you a fantastic view of nature, even though it tried to kill me the moment I landed here”
“Your all over the place Greg, how does Brennan handle you” she said as they made their way on the Balcony
“No idea, but I guess he mana-” suddenly the balcony creaked and the railing broke, sending Greg Crashing to the ground.
“Oh my Creator, Greg are you okay” asked a panicking Twilight teleporting to the ground floor. Greg lay face down in the small crater he had created. “Sweet Celestia, I knew I should have gotten that damn thing fixed, are you okay Greg” said Twilight absolutely losing it.
Greg slowly got up. “Yeah I’m fine, just a little banged up is all”
“Twilight are you all right” called Spike from the window
“Yes Spike I’m fine, the railing on the balcony broke and Greg fell but he’s fine” she replied
“Oh…. Well that’s good” said Spike going back to sleep knowing everything was fine
“Well at least you’re oka-” Twilight stopped as she saw blood drip from where Greg’s head hit the ground, the thousandth head wound that day.
“OH HAY, your head again, hold on I’ve got this”. Twilight thought up a spell and her hron began to glow as she cast it. Medical supplies started to float from her house and began treating Greg’s wounds.
“It’s amazing I’m not damaged from all of this head trauma” said Greg
“You’re telling me, it doesn’t make sense why but from the things I’ve seen, it’s not too surprising” said Twilight almost done patching him up
“You’ve must’ve seen quite a lot then. Well I don’t know about you but this has made me hungry and tired. So before we go to bed I declare we have a snack” said Greg obviously not caring about what happened
Twilight rolled her eyes
“Maybe your randomness is caused by all these head wounds. Could be why you’re always hungry too” said Twilight
“Well even if I’m not wounded or random I’m still hungry a lot. Normally when I have to buy food, I buy at least two carts worth of it”
“How do you not get fat, and how greedy can you be” said Twilight, finished with the task and sending the things back where they came
“It’s not greed, I have a high metabolism” defended Greg getting up
“Maybe a little too high, In fact I’m a little scared to let you in my supply”
“I promise not to eat you out of house and home. It’s just a little before bed snack”
“Hmmmmmm I don’t know……”
“Please, just a little bit” begged Greg
“What’s in it for me” she asked
“What do you want?”
“You know its dangerous giving a lady options”
“Eh, I’ve been told that I give people too many options before but seriously what do I gotta do to get some food”
“Well, I expect that breakfast you offered tomorrow and I only have one bed so I’m giving you the option of having it since I was originally going to let you sleep on the balcony, and third, I’m going to give you books to read and I want reports on your thoughts of them. Also I want to be able to trust you.”
“Trust me with what” asked Greg
“Well I know Rainbow is Rainbow with new comers but I have to say I agree with her this time, you guys have to earn our trust”
“And how pray tell, am I to do that”
“You’ll figure it out when the time comes, in the meantime let’s get you that snack” Twilight said, and off they went into the house
After the snack they were off to bed
“So wait, where am I sleeping again Twilight” asked Greg
“Whelp you have the option of sleeping in my bed and me somewhere else or I guess you can find somewhere else to sleep”
“I’d hate to kick you out of your room so I guess I’ll find a stack of books to sleep with”
“Oh no, those aren’t all mine, so I can’t risk getting them damaged”
“Hmmm, well then it looks like I’m sleeping on the balcony”
“Its broken silly, looks that fall did you harm after all”
“Haha, I’d hope not but then where else is there to sleep”
“I don’t know maybe outside I guess” said Twilight with the straightest face
“Awww, that’s cold Twilight”
“Yup, well bye” said Twilight with a smile teleporting Greg outside.
“Well this sucks. Oh well, gotta deal with it” And with that Greg decided to climb the tree of the house and look for a good
“I was just kidding with you, I didn’t think you’d actually leave” she said giggling
“Well it wouldn’t be the first time I slept in a Tr- what the Fudge cakes?!”
Greg noticed Twilight was dressed in different attire then a few minutes ago. It seemed to be her nighttime outfit. It was
“What’s wrong Greg, everything all right” asked Twilight concerned that he might be in pain
“Yeah… yeah, just didn’t think I was coming in is all” he said trying not to reveal his internal emotions on his face
“Okay, well the bed is available to you, no buts about it” she said in almost assertive tone
“What?! But the floor is so comfy looking, I think I’ll sleep there”
“Like I said, you don’t have a choice” said Twilight as she crawled over Greg getting face to face. Twilight’s horn started to
“Uh, what are you doing” asked a surprised Greg
“Oh don’t worry, you’ll know later” she said as her spell casted
“Such a weird boy… such a crazy situation we’re in” thought Twilight. “It’s awesome that he’s in to books and things I like but he also doesn’t seem quite right, the way I would imagine, yet why do I feel something with him? I fear for the girls because our time is coming up and I don’t wanna know what we might do to everypony, especially these guys. I just hope they’ll forgive us, especially Greg tonight. Maybe we can work something out” Twilight thought as she crawled into bed closing the curtains, shutting the outside world for the night.
Author's Note
Woah!! Looks like fate has plans for these two. What happened to Greg amd what was Twilight talking about, What's in store for the workday for these two, Did we keep you waiting too long, and Where in the Hay is this story going??
All this will be answered in the next chapter, maybe the one after it, who knows. All we can say is, Just Go With IT
As always, Stay Pinkie Bronies!!!!
The sound of birds filled the morning air as Brennan awoke to the sunlight creeping through the window. He had the best sleep he’s had since being in Ponyville but then he remembered work. He tried to get up but he felt a weight on his chest. He looked down to see a still sleeping Applejack who apparently turned over in her sleep onto him. She looked at peace as she snuggled against him, her tiny “chooes” of her snoring making the scene even more adorable.
As he went downstairs, he wondered where the rest of her family was. “Maybe they are still asleep”. Suddenly Brennan was tossed out the front door. He landed hard and winced in pain. “What the he-”
“Hope ya had a good nite and all mister but you seem like you’re in a hurry. Don’t worry we’ll help ya” said Granny Smith
“Help… what do you mean” Brennan asked. He looked at where he landed and saw that he was in a catapult like contraption and his eyes widened in horror. “Wait, you don’t mean…”
“Eeeyuuup” said Big Mac as he kicked the lever and sent Brennan flying.
“You can thank us later” shouted Granny Smith as Brennan screamed for his life rocketing toward whatever destination he was going.
“He seems mighty nice, I like him” said Applebloom
****
“sup” said Greg as he put a plate full of waffles together.
Twilight saw that he also cooked eggs, hash browns, and some coffee cakes too, along with some OJ and coffee to drink.
“Nope, got up before you and got right to it” said Greg
This amazed her as she remembered forcing Greg to sleep with her. How did he manage to get up without disturbing her? “How did you do this” she asked
“Elementary my dear, whilst you slept at nite I awoke and Ninjaed my way to the floor without waking you. Now I have a question, why are you wearing my shirt?”
“What? This is…” she looked at what she was wearing and found it was Greg’s shirt. Blushing deeply she asked “What are you wearing if I’m wearing this?”
“Nothing, I sleep shirtless” Greg said taking off the apron he was wearing
Twilight blushed even harder at the fact that a shirtless man was cooking her breakfast in her house. It reminded her of one of her erotic novels she read every so often. “You should be wearing a shirt” she yelled.
“But you’re wearing my shirt”
“That’s not my fault!!”
“Then who’s is it?”
“YOURS”
“Mine??”
“Yes!! If you hadn’t slept shirtless I wouldn’t have put this thing on”
“Then you’d be in your undies, and we’d both be embarrassed now wouldn’t we? Now Come and eat, I’ve fixed your plate for you”
Twilight reluctantly sat down to her plate of food. She noticed that it was well portioned. “How much are you-”
“Greg” Twilight said seeing that Greg was clearly done eating
“Yeah”
“Don’t you have to go to work today” she asked
Greg's face was blank for a second, then he remembered. “Oh yeah that’s right I do, I’ll see ya later Twilight.” He got up to walk out the door when Twilight stopped him.
“Hold on a second, aren’t you forgetting something” she asked
“Hmmmmmmm, oh yeah. You have my shirt, can I have it back”
“You just expect me to strip for you” she said in a hushed tone. Her thoughts turned back to her secret readings.
“No I expect you to give my shirt back please. Am I gonna have to take it from you” he asked showing no signs of bluffing. At this she teleported to her room and flung the shirt down the stairs. “Thanks Twilight” Greg shouted as he left.
As Greg was walking along to work he heard screaming.
“Greeeeeeeeeeeeeg”
“What the...?” He looked up and saw Brennan flailing in the air heading towards the tree line. Then suddenly…
CRASH!!!!!
Scratching his head, Greg questioned what exactly happened. “Eh, oh well. I’m sure he’s fine” he said continuing his way to Sugarcube Corner.
*****
Brennan couldn’t believe he was still conscious from the fall or how the pain he was feeling wasn’t excruciating. The damage however said otherwise. Trees lay splintered and shattered across the forest floor and the ground was 20 feet deep. “How did I not die” he thought. Then he realized he must have created a magic barrier around himself to stay safe. “Oh yeah, I forgot my mind will actually activate my magic without my knowledge at certain times... I’d better meditate after work then to control that, although I'm gratful this time”
Somehow his location ended up not far from Vinyl’s shop.
“Aww look at you newbie, first day and you’re here early, that totally rocks” said Vinyl as he walked in.
“I am??”
“Haha tryin to play it cool, I see it’s all good. I just got a new shipment delivered in the back, you mind bringing it in and organizing it? After that I’ll just need you to run the register and be of any assistance” Vinyl said
“Yes boss, sure thing” said Brennan
“Whoa dude, don’t kill my vibe, just call me Vinyl and we’ll be cool okay?”
“Yeah Vinyl I got you”
“That’s the spirit, now I’m gonna go test out the new recording equipment, make sure they past the Wub Test and all, know what I’m sayin?? Let me know if ya need any help” she said as she walked away.
*****
As Greg was walking to work he came to a realization. “I have no idea where Sugarcube Corner is.” Not long after he thought this a heavenly smell wafted into his nose. “Whoa, that smells great. Especially since my Breakfast has depleted” he said. The smells lead him right to Sugarcube Corner and through the doors. “What is that wonderful smell?
“GREEEEEEEEEG” shouted a super happy excited Pinkie. You’re here, you’re here, you’re here. Oh goodie I was getting worried you wouldntcomeandtheni’dbealllonleyandboredbutyoudidandnowwecanhave allsoruedvifrdeovidfeiscvdbfkr.....
Greg’s brain shut down halfway through that. Luckily the sweet smell of pastries brought him back to his senses. “Uhh it’s good to see you Pinky Pie. So where do I start working, who’s my boss, do I get to eat anything? Please tell me I can eat?!”
“Well the bosses are Mr. and Mrs. Cake, you’ll be working the counter’s and in the kitchen when needed and there will be plenty of time for food but now it’s time for you first day on the job song…
GAAAAAAASSSSSSSP……
-One Pinky Tastic song later-
“Nice song Pinky, very catchy. So what do you want me to do first” asked Greg
“Well… you can set up all these pastries in the display window, and meet us in the back for some test tasting” said Mr. Cake
“And then” asked Pinkie
“Then he can work the register for customers”
“Thhheeen??”
“Then he can prepare the large party order for delivery”
“AAAAAAND THEN?????”
*Sigh*
“Then he can work with you Pinkie”
Pinkie created an explosion unlike any other explosion unlike any other explosion she had ever done before.
“Does she do that often” Greg asked his new boss
“Just go with it son, like everyone else” said Mr. Cake heading into the back
“Okie Dokie Loki, you got it man. Now off to my first task” said Greg
“That’s my line Greeeg” whined Pinkie
“What line” asked Greg as he put up the display stuff.
“Oh nothing” said Pinkie
“Whatevs, I wonder what Brennan is up to right now” thought Greg
“No time for wondering silly, time for working” said Pinkie
-A little while later-
*phew*
“Finally finished my work. Well almost finished.” Said Greg
“What do you mean Gregy” asked Pinkie
“Mr. Cake said I had to work with you right?”
Pinky’s eyes widened at the realization and was about to explode with pinkiness but was stopped by Greg.
“No need to get all excited Pinky. So what are we gonna be doing. Is it cooking? Is it eating? I hope it’s eating cause
“Nope, it’s working in the basement. C’mon I’ll show you” Pinkie said pointing the way to the basement”
“Okay fine”
“You first” Pinkie insisted when they arrived at the door way. Greg looked down the stairs leading to the basement.
“It’s dark Pinky, maybe we should find a lig-“
“SURPRISE!!” Pinky said as she pushed Greg down the stairs
Greg let out a stream of foul language as he hit each step on his way down. When he finally hit the bottom he let out a long groan.
“Pinky, why did you shove me down the stairs?”
“Don’t worry something soft was under you” she said.
Suddenly Pinkie was gone and back in a flash closing the door and illuminating the room with a flashlight. “I have to ask you something”
“Ask away” said Greg, already over being tossed down a flight of stairs
Pinkie whispers in his ear, even though no pony is around.
“I’m sorry, you’re gonna have to speak up Pinky, my hearings kind of ringy since you know, falling down the stairs.” said Greg
Pinky looked around to make sure nopony was around again.
“We’re the Elements of Harmony” she said in a normal voice
“What does that mean” asked Greg
“I’ll never tell” giggled Pinky
“So you pushed me down a flight of stairs to tell me that piece of info just to leave me confused?”
“Yep!” she said with a smile
“Oh well, could be worse. Guess I’d better get back to work” Greg said climbing up the stairs
“Or you can have a soda break” teased Pinky
Greg stopped in his tracks
“Did you say…. SODA?!”
-Back to Vinyl’s shop-
“So how ya doin newbie” Vinyl said as she went to check on her new employee
Vinyl Scratch stopped in her hooves as she saw the back of her store. Everything had been organized and completely cleaned right down to the circuitries. Every brand, Every type, Every accessory, you name it, all in tip top organized shape.
“Wow looks like someone’s trying to kiss ass” smirked Vinyl
“I take my work seriously, especially if it’s music. So I was just trying to do my best. I can make it more suited to your taste if you want” said Brennan
“Naw its fine homie, haha, you need to relax dude. Your wound up tighter then Pinky when she has too much sugar.”
“Whelp, I’m in the right place for that, anything else you need me to do Vinyl?”
“Hmmmmm, you play bass right? Why don’t you lay down some sick jams for me.”
“Now that’s something I can do no sweat” Brennan said with Glee. “Are any of them fine to choose” Brennan asked pointing to the Bass section.
“Take you pick” Vinyl offered
Brennan smiled a devilish smile as he studied the rows of basses to choose from. Some seemed familiar from his homeworld others strangely different. Finally he saw something to his liking and picked it up. Like something out of a movie, it spoke to him. It’s smooth midnight blue body already singing to him, those shiny cords sparkling like stars in the sky. He knew it was for him. Its name was the Stallar 400 and it was time for this Beauty to be Unleashed.
“Nice bro, now let me show you what I can do”
Vinyl gestured for Brennan to follow her as she led him into the recording studio. Brennan looked in awe as he entered. He had never seen such advanced DJ/Recording stuff in his life, it almost looked Alien.
“Wow this is awesome” said Brennan
“Please, wait till you see my stuff” said Vinyl
“Your stu-”
Before he could finish Vinyl pressed a button that opened up a opening in the floor that raised a giant DJ equipment stage. Vinyl turned it on and neon lights flickered all around it and the hum of deliciously warm Wubs emitted from her speakers. The rest of the studio hid all the to be sold equipment and changed itself to be able to contain what Brennan was about to experience.
“You think you can handle this” asked Vinyl
“Is that a challenge I presume. I’m curious as to what you have to offer” Brennan playfully teased.
“Okay you asked for it” said Vinyl putting on her headphones
-15 Mins of Nonstop Wubs Later-
“*pant*, GOOD *pant* GOD. That was..Just…GOD” said Brennan
“Ha. I told you, bet you’ve never felt that much bass in your life” laughed Vinyl
“No I really haven’t” replied Brennan still trying to regain himself.
“Are you okay dude, did I overdo it??”
“Greg needs to experience that bass”
Vinyl giggled. “Your friend is welcome anytime but it looks like you need help getting up. It’s okay my friend Octavia was like this when she first heard me” she said as she walked over to help Brennan
“Oh really? I’d expect anyone to be like this after that”
“Well… Pinky is the only one able to withstand my Wubs. But she’s a force of nature so I wouldn’t expect much to phase her”
“Well you really are talented Vinyl. It’s amazing what you can do”
“Thanks you’re not to shabby yourself. But you should definitely get back to working the cash register. Don’t want any customers getting away you know.”
Brennan looked outside noticing a group of customers in the store.
“Oh crap” Brennan said as he ran out
“Hmmm, he’s definitely a keeper” Vinyl said to herself watching him go to work
While Brennan was manning the crowd in the store, a grayish pony with an elegantly long brunette mane walked in. She was wearing an elegant black dress and walked with an air of upper classmenship. She made her way to the back without Brennan even noticing.
“Hi Vinyl”
“Oh hey Octi what’s up” said Vinyl as she gave her friend a hug.
“Nothing much, just got back from a concert I had to play in so I thought I’d drop by” said Octavia
“Awww nice. Well it’s kind of been a normal day but I got a new employee. He’s one of the guys supposedly not from our world. He’s a great help around here though and a good musician”
“Is he now” Octavia said now looking at the only completely different being in the store
“Sure I don’t see any reason why not”
“Okay. While we wait, let me show you some new stuff that came in” said Vinyl
Time passed and the crowd eventually calmed down and dispersed as customers left with their purchases. Brennan was relieved to have a break but before he could sit down a voice cried out.
“Hey Newbie, I’ve got someone here who would like to meet you” said Vinyl
Brennan squatted himself up and followed where Vinyl’s voice came from. He ended up heading into the studio in the back where he had heard those orgasmic wubs. When he entered the room he saw Vinyl and the elegantly dressed pony sitting on a couch.
“Hello there, and who might this person be” Octavia asked
“Octi, this is Brennan, Brennan this is my longtime friend Octavia. She’s also a musician and she plays for the Canterlot Symphony” Vinyl said
“Nice to meet you Octavia. I used to play in a Symphony back in my school days as well” said Brennan reaching a hand out to Octavia
“Oh really” said Octavia without extending her hand. “And what instrument did you play”
“I was a percussionist. We earned Superior every year we played and we won many awards at our evaluations and recitals” Brennan said, hand still awkwardly outstretched
“My, my that’s quite impressive. So tell me about you personally. Where you highly renowned in your world? Any awards for you?”
“Hmph, I expected as much. You don’t look national material” said Octavia
The room then and there filled with awkward silence. Brennan was sort of stunned and didn’t know what to say.
“Don’t take it personal man” Vinyl whispered to Brennan. “She’s very passionate about music. So if you don’t play on her level, she’ll take awhile to warm up to you”
“Oh okay”
“By the way, you should probably put your hand down”
Brennan lowered his hand.
“Well besides that, you seem like a nice fellow. Vinyl picked a good one indeed although it could be better in my taste” said Octavia. “Well It looks like it is getting late, I should head out”
“Oh Octi you don’t have to leave” said Vinyl
“It’s okay, I have some stuff I need to do, it was nice meeting you Brennan”
As she was walking out of the store, Brennan noticed Octavia left her purse. Quickly he grabbed it and went to give it to her.
“Hey Ms. Octavia, you forgot this”
“Whoa Brennan watch out for that-” cried Vinyl but she was too late
“Oh God”
Octavia turned to hear what the fuss was about, only to see Brennan lunging at her as he was tripped by a wire. They made contact and crashed to the ground.
“Ooowww that hurt” thought Brennan. “Wait why is it warm and what’s in my hand” he said looking up only to be face first in what he prayed wasn’t true. Luxurious silk lay before his eyes as he went red, his brain wanting to blow. He was looking into Octavia’s silken treble cleft. Brennan wanted to move really bad but he couldn’t seem to budge. Octavia regained her senses and looked down only to turn into utter shock. Awkward silence occurred between them.
“Ummm this isn’t what it looks like, I’m-” ………..
-Five minutes later-
Brennan’s face was properly reconstructed to look like road kill as Ms. Octavia stormed away.
“Dude are you okay??”
…………..
“Should I take you to the hospital or something?”
…………..
“Are you dead, cus I wouldn’t doubt it if you are.”
…… “No I’m fine” muffled Brennan
“Dude seriously, no time to act all Colt. You’re clearly hurt. You’re lucky though, usually Octavia leaves them Ball less, in a coma, or Dead.”
“Agghh, I wouldn’t call it lucky but I’ll be okay, just watch”
Brennan sat as best as he could and then closed his eyes. Blue aura started to flow over him as he cast his abilities. A short while later, it stopped and he was able to stand.
“Whoa dude you know magic” said a shocked Vinyl
“Yeah but this just fixed my outward appearance, my insides are still pretty busted” he said as a small trickle of blood came out of the corner of his mouth.
“Okay c’mon, can’t let my new worker die on the first day” said Vinyl as she helped him along to the couch. She then inspected him and her horn began to glow as aura encased him. “There, that didn’t do much but it stopped most of the bleeding and healed some of the damage” she said as she finished.
“Wow, you know how to heal?! I wouldn’t have thought of that at first” said Brennan
“Hey, I wasn’t a total flunk in college, Jerk” said Vinyl
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it like-“
“Dude its okay, just a joke. I can see she didn’t knock your personality out of you”
“Well I apologize for earlier, I hope your friend will forgive me” said Brennan
“Ehh, she’ll forget about it sooner or later. She’s too busy to remember stuff like that. But it is going to be interesting talking to her at home later”
“Home? What?!”
“Yeah dude, Octavia and I are roommates. Been so since she moved down her from Canterlot”
“Oh wow then I’m really sorry now”
“Tell you what, you stop apologizing all the time, be yourself, and it’s all good” said Vinyl looking Brennan straight in the eyes, seriousness all over her face
“Okay”
“Good. It’s about time to close, so you head on out and rest up. I still expect you in here tomorrow, can’t be too easy on you now” Vinyl said as she ruffled Brennan’s hair. “Oh and please try not to caress the customers. It won’t be good for business or for you” she said and left to close shop.
*Sigh* “I wonder how Greg’s day went” said Brennan walking through Ponyville from work
“Yo Brennan” yelled Greg from a distance. “You look like you got your ass beat today man. What happened?”
“Don’t want to talk about it”
“Okay whateva man” said Greg as he chugged a soda
“Where’d you get a soda” questioned Brennan
“Pinky”
“But how, that doesn’t look Equestrian, it looks like it’s from our world?”
“I don’t know, do you really think I’m gonna question soda man?”
“No I guess not. Must be from my head pounding” Brennan sighed holding his head.
“I guess so, but I can’t stick around for long. I still gotta train with Flutters”
“At 8 o’clock at night?! What kind of training is this, Hmmmm” asked Brennan with a sly smile.
“You tell me. Anyway I’m off! Don’t get your ass beat again while I’m gone” Greg said walking away
“Highly unlikely” Brennan shouted as Greg headed to Fluttershy’s cottage.
-To Fluttershy’s Cottage-
“Oh I don’t know. Did he forget? Is he lost, was it all a joke? Oh Angel I hope I didn’t run him and his other friend off when they stayed here” said Fluttershy looking out the window of her Cottage. The next thing she knew, there was a knock at the door. She let out a heart stopping adorable eep! Then slowly went to the door.
“Hey Fluttershy, its Greg, here and ready to train”
“Ohh yes, right. Come in, I made you dinner before we train. I’d thought you’d be hungry. Are you hungry because if not that’s….”
The plate full of food was gone before she even finished speaking.
“Thanks for that tasty snack. I’m ready to train whenever you are” said Greg
“Ohhh my, I’ve never seen anypony eat that much before”
“Well I’m not a pony so I can see how” replied Greg
“Well okay then, the Dojo is outside in the back, I need to go get changed first. Your things are in the Dojo”
So Greg went ahead to the Dojo to get ready to train. He was giddy with anticipation and as excited as a school girl who has her first crush. “I just can’t wait! I wonder what I’ll learn from her” he said
Shortly after, Fluttershy entered the Dojo wearing a green and black sleeveless Kamesenryu, a Black Belt, and red fighter gloves. She looked fierce yet still adorably cute at the same time. “Okay first let’s talk about the basic rules”
“Okay” said Greg trying to calm down a bit. “Don’t want to get overexcited” he thought. “That just be weird”
“Okay so now that you have and basically understand the basic rules, are you ready for lesson one” she asked
“Bring it on!”
“Okay stand up”
Greg did as he was told.
“Ready yourself”
Again he listened
“First lesson is….” Suddenly Fluttershy grabbed Greg’s arm, lowered her weight, and slammed Greg to the ground. The force was able to knock Greg back up giving Fluttershy a chance for an aerial shot. She roundhouse kicked Greg in the back sending him flying to the wall. “Never Let Your Guard Down” she said in a assertive voice. That voice quickly faded as she saw a limp Greg on the ground. “Oh my, are you okay” she said walking over to him.
As she did so, he sweeped his leg under her’s, tripping her. He then stood up quickly and caught her before she hit the ground. “Got it” he said with a smile
Fluttershy was dazed and a little blushed for a minute but then giggled a bit. “Lesson Two”. She quickly leapt out of his grasp, wrapped her legs around his arm, and brought him to the ground in an Armbar stretch. She then quickly took the arm and pinned it behind his back, jumping on top of him pushing down her surprising weight on him. Her fist, inches from her face would have been a finishing blow. “Never Think the Battle is won”
“Understood” said Greg as he brought his legs around her shoulder, taking her off of him. Springing to his feet and swiftly moving behind her grabbing hold of her neck and stopping in the position, ready to snap at anytime.
So he closed his eyes and listened. He shot up his hand to block an incoming object to his left, then behind him, now on the right. This went on for some time until he pinpointed her location. Snapping his eyes open, he ran directly at her. It happened so fast that Fluttershy didn’t have time to react and ended up looking at his fist just inches from her face. “Looks like I won” he said with a friendly smile.
“If only” she smiled back and suddenly, *POOF* what seemed like Fluttershy became a plastic dummy. “Check Mate” she said behind Greg as she quickly pinpointed Greg’s nervous system, immobilizing him. Then she hit all his main joints and sent him through the woods. She then caught up to him, tossing him into the air and then wrapping around him and into a Piledriver as she hurled him down to the ground for the Knockout Blow. Summoning all the will power he could muster, he began to concentrate. As the ground was about to become best friends with his face, he slammed his hands down, pushed off to the side and managed to toss Fluttershy a couple of yards away where she landed on her feet.
“H-how did you break my immobilizing technique” she asked hesitantly.
“No idea” said Greg as he passed out on the ground.
Greg woke up a few minutes later to a normally dressed Fluttershy looking down at him in her cottage.
“Oh good your okay. I hope I didn’t overdue it” she said in her soft angelic voice
“Naw it’s all good, I probably just pushed too hard getting out of your paralyzing move” said Greg
“Well it is dangerous to do that but normally you can’t do that, so you’d be okay. Don’t worry though these herbs should take care of that and anything else you might feel in a few days” she said handing him the herbs. “Are you sure you need my help? You seemed to be doing just fine back there” she asked looking at him questionably.
“Well it’s nice to see other people’s skill level so that’s why I like training with you already I’ll be back but I gotta go home right now” said Greg
“Ohhh… okay. Well I’d say be careful but that’d be redundant. Just take it easy these next few days. Let’s meet up again say, next Friday?”
“You got it boss” said Greg as he made his way to the tree house.
Little did Greg know that he was being watched the whole time.
-Twilight’s House-
Greg eventually made it back to Twilight’s and opened the door. “Twilight I’m back”. No one answered. “Oh well guess she’s not home or something” he said as he opened up another soda. Greg walked to the library hoping to find a good book. He spotted Spike on the way there sleeping peacefully. “Aint that cute” he thought. Greg entered the library and started to pick out books.
“Sorry, Sorry. I forgot you were staying here” shouted Twilight as she tried to cover up.
“Oh no it’s my bad, I thought you were out” said Greg
“No no it’s okay, just TURN AROUND and let me get some clothes” she said
Greg did as asked and kept reading only hearing ruffled sounds.
Suddenly Twilight let out a scream and then she fell with an Ooof.
The sound of music started as Twilight accidently turned on her music player. A slow melody occurred and a deep voice began to sing.
“That music sounds strangely familiar” thought Greg
“Twilight are you okay and is that…” was all Greg said as he turned around. He stopped because he saw Twilight on
“Ohhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeaaaahhh” the singer sang. “Baaaaaaby”
“DAYUM!!” thought Greg
Greg’s cognitive process then went to zero as he could now only point out the obvious.
“Purple” he said
Twilight’s body began to redden as her clumsiness made the situation worse. She let out a small yelp and for no reason, smacked Greg with a Magic Fist out the window. Greg grabbed onto a branch to keep himself from falling completely out of the Tree house.
“Sorry” he yelled to Twilight without looking. “I should have made my presence more know” Twilight didn’t respond, as her magic fixed the window and closed the curtains.
A half an hour later Twilight opened the front door and Greg came in. It was cold outside so Twilight made Greg Coffee. They sat in the living room, Twilight looking at the ground and Greg chugging down his Coffee.
“So out of what happened, all I seem to remember is the color purple. And I can totally understand if you want to kick me out or have me sleep on the floor or something.
“No, no it’s okay. Just a misunderstanding, haha”
Silence occurred again.
“How was your day” Twilight finally asked.
“Great, I got a soda break at work today and got beat up by Fluttershy at training. How bout you?”
“Of course you did” thought Twilight. “Good I guess” she answered still not able to look at Greg.
“Well I’m gonna go sleep on a branch now, night Twilight” said Greg
“Wait, No!!” she cried grabbing Greg’s arm, her body against his. “I- uh mean you don’t need to do that. You can sleep in the library tonight since I ruined the whole bed arrangement thing” said Twilight blushing.
“Umm, Greg?”
“Yes Twilight?”
“You know that book you we’re reading ….. It was an Erotica too” Twilight said blushing more
“…. You know you should really label those. Oh well, Good Night Twilight”. Greg made himself a bed and prepared to
After Twilight made sure Greg was asleep and comfortable, she made her way to bed and climbed under the covers, clutching them close. “Ohhh, why’d I have to be so stupid? I made things really bad” Twilight thought to herself. She beat herself mentally a little more before thinking more on the situation. “Did he see anything? Well obviously my butt but what about my other parts? What did he think, did he like them? Did he like me?? Oh Twilight stop thinking that way. It’s just the times doing that to you…… Still I wonder” she thought as she went to sleep
Author's Note
Whats in the store for our two Earthlings next? Will Brennan ever make it through a chapter without Problems? How much soda will Greg drink by the end of this story? "Will we ever be able to forget the color purple??
Finally had some time to finish this. Thanks for your patcience.
Stay Pinkie Bronies!!!
Flutterdash2534 and Afroninja 1
Time passed as Celestia and Twilight worked on a way to get the boys back home. Winter has now arrived and the boys have worked enough to get their own home, a nice little two story house with two bedrooms and one bathroom, and a basement larger than the upstairs put together. It was a nice buy since it was in a good location not too far from anything. Greg’s life has gone pretty smooth, being promoted at work, all access to the library at anytime, more lessons from Fluttershy, and his own stash of soda. Brennan however… not so much. He’s doing good at work, even becoming good friends with Vinyl doing demos with her in the studio. Brennan repaid his bet with Applejack awhile back but he still often goes to Sweet Apple Acres to help out and compete with Applejack.
Wait that’s not bad at all. So where’s the bad stuff? Well as for the whole thing with Octavia, it hasn’t gotten better. Brennan tried to make amends with her a few days after the incident only to catch her fully exposed out of the shower in her and Vinyl’s house. What was Brennan doing in their house you ask? That’s to be told at a later time. Let’s not forget Brennan’s newest rival Rainbow Dash. Those two can’t be seen together without something going down. Both have attempted to get along but think the other is too stubborn or to much of an ass to ever be friends. The rest of the girls however think that they secretly like each other and this is their way of trying to cover it up. Greg thinks so as well but doesn’t say anything. This only makes the matter worse but enough of this. Let’s see what are favorite duo is doing.
“I’m bored” yelled Greg as he flopped on the couch. “I don’t have work today and there’s nothing to do”
“You’re always bored. Watch some TV, read a book, or here’s something… GO OUTSIDE and do something” said Brennan from another room
“Well fine then” said Greg
Greg walked out leaving Brennan to do whatever he was doing.
“I guess I’ll go to town or something” he said as he chugged down a quarter of soda.
The not so long walk to Ponyville was done in no time and Greg walked around looking for some activity. Since winter had come, snow had as well so not a lot of pony folks were out and about. As he rounded a corner he spotted a mysterious hooded figure walking into a seemingly open store.
“That looks interesting” said Greg as he followed suit.
When he entered the store he found it to be an old bookstore of sorts with little to no activity and no hooded figure around. Greg spent a couple of minutes scanning the books that were written in weird text he couldn’t really understand. He eventually found the figure near a wall with a stack full of books. The figure had its hood retired, revealing something Greg hadn’t seen in this world.
“Oh my God, it’s a Zebra”
The zebra he pointed out turned to him only to drop her books in surprise.
“Look what you have made me do, I’ve dropped the books for my special brew” it said
“Holy shit, a raping zebra, maybe I should lay down a sick beat” Greg thought. And so he did in his head whenever it spoke.
“Sorry” Greg said as he helped to pick them up. “Your just the first one I’ve seen around here that looks different.
“Indeed that is a fact true, but that’s no excuse to be rude.
“Sorry, is there anything I can do to help you since I’ve caused trouble?”
“Hmmm, I don’t know whether to trust you but I’ll have to make due till I know what is true. Those books you now hold. Please carry them through the cold and your kindness will be repaid ten-fold” the Zebra said
“By the way what is your name” Greg asked as the Zebra made its purchases
“My name is Zecora”
****
“Where the hell are we” asked Greg
“This hell you say, I know not of this name. Your eyes must be of the sorest for we are in the Everfree Forest” replied Zecora
“Oh, okay. Thanks for telling, now can you explain why I’m carrying your books into the Everfree Forest?”
“Tis my home. Look ahead and you’ll see the dome” Zecora said pointing forward
“Oh okay, cool”
They entered into the hut and Zecora showed him where to place her purchases.
“So is there anything else you need for me to do before I leave” asked Greg
“There’s no need to rush, one with head full of plush. Ten fold I promised for the deed. So now sit as I take the lead.”
“Are you by chance a magic user?”
“I’ am indeed, but no abuser”
“Then it is time you learn some rhymes. For your abilities will be divine. Of this I speak the truth, allow me to show you proof” Zecora said as a magic circle appeared beneath her.
-Elsewhere-
Brennan was still at home doing what he wanted. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
“Who could that be, it’s snowing like crazy”
Brennan went to the door and opened it, to find Rainbow Dash at his door. She was looking at something but quickly looked back when the door opened. They stood there a minute since they were both caught by surprise. Rainbow Dash was wearing her usual get up of jeans and and a ragged T-shirt but this time with a slim hoodie, the hood covering her head and colorful hair, goggles hanging around her neck. "Not the best attire for snow, but I guess it's just Rainbow Dash" Brennan thought, then he realized there was still silence.
“Ummm, what are you doing here? I mean I don’t have a problem but this is unexpected” said Brennan
“Well I wanted to know if Greg was here. I needed him to draw something for me”
“No, he’s not here. You said something about drawing? Maybe I can help?”
“Oh really? I highly doubt that”
“Well you can try me or you can just go cus Greg won’t be back till Greg comes back. Who knows how long that will be?”
“How long is it normally” asked Rainbow Dash
“Well, one time he left home, he wasn’t back until weeks later with a full grown beard and a pile of money. To this day he won’t tell me what happened”
“Sounds like him. He’s like the Pinkie Pie of your world” she said
“Wow, I’m shocked. That must be the first joke you’ve said that wasn’t directed at me” said Brennan
“Whatever pizza face”
Brennan laughed a little. “I’m not playing your little games kid. Especially a drop out one”
Rainbow Dash tensed up at that. “What did you say Punk?!”
“You heard me or are you as deaf as you are slow?”
Rainbow Dash grabbed him by his collar and was about to rearrange his face but she thought for a second and decided that he wasn’t worth her time. She shoved him to the ground. “See you around loser”
“Awww did I make little Dashie all mad. How cute” Brennan laughed
Next thing he knew, he was kicked into the back far wall of his house.
“SAY ONE MORE THING AND I”LL END YOU” screamed Rainbow Dash
“Bring it cupcake, I got nothing better to do” challenged Brennan getting up ready to go
They we’re about to smack down when Twilight appeared.
“Rainbow Dash, there you are. Princess Celestia needs our help with a matter”
“Looks like you got saved by a princess. Ha! We’ll finish this another time” said Rainbow Dash
“Yeah, yeah. Tell it to the Wonderbolts” Brennan barked back
Rainbow had no time to deal with that one, she’s just have to take it and save it for later. She took off with Twilight.
“Dammit I don’t know what’s wrong with that girl” Brennan said closing the door behind him
As he did this, Rainbow Dash laid the details out to Twilight.
“I swear the next time I see him, I’m going to beat the buck out of him”
“C’mon Rainbow Dash, he’s a nice guy but you’re very mean to him”
“Mean?! Have you been hearing what I’ve been telling you? He’s a total Blue Blood. He’s up to something too, I just know it”
“There’s just no reasoning with you about him is there” said an annoyed Twilight
“Yeah, unlike you with Greg. You just run around naked for him”
Twilight immediately blushed. “That was an accident and you know it RD! I would never do something like that! You laugh at me now, but everypony’s special time is coming up soon”
“Yeah, yeah. Unlike you Hot n Ready girls. I can contain myself just fine” said Rainbow Dash with confidence
“Then why are your wings starting to poke out hmm? You better hope Brennan didn’t notice” said Twilight with a sly grin
“Rainbow Dash’s face went blank and then filled with annoyance. “For the Millionth time, I DON”T LIKE HIM!! and it's cold, if you haven't noticed Twilight”
“That’s not what your body is saying, hehehe. Anyways, let’s go see what Princess Celestia needs.
“Yeah let’s before I barf all over the place”
-Back to Zecora’s-
“Now, my new pupil true, have you gotten what I just taught you?”
Greg said nothing as he played around with his new spells, causing a mess in the hut. When he caught Zecora looking at him he stopped. “Sorry”
“You must be quite the handful”
“Eh, I am what I am. Hey you got any food here or Soda!?” asked Greg
Zecora just gave him a look that said he was starting to push his limits.
“Sorry. I guess I’ve overstayed my welcome” he said as he fixed the hut. “I’ll let myself out”
As Greg left, he noticed that it had gotten dark and the storm that occurred while he was learning magic let up. Since he didn’t have a flashlight, he used an illuminating spell to guide his way. The forest had a weird sense to it. It was very quiet with the exception of a small breeze and it was hard to see anything pass the range of light. After walking a few minutes Greg realized he had no idea how to get home. So he decided to turn back to Zecora’s over the hill to ask for directions. But when he went back over the hill, the hut was nowhere to be found.
“Huh…. Guess I’m on my own” shrugged Greg.
He took a direction by guess and headed that way. Time passed and Greg couldn’t seem to find a path that went anywhere. “Okay this is just God Damn stupid” he said in frustration. Suddenly the snap of a twig occurred. Greg checked his surroundings but saw nothing. Little tiny sounds of footprints echoed. Then the laughter of children but still Greg couldn’t see anyone.
“Okay, I’m just going to keep going”
The noises faded as he moved but not entirely, seeming to follow him. The noises turned into echoed words.
“Swiggty………. Swooty……”
“What the hell?”
“Comin………. For the…. Booty……”
“That’s creepy as hell, wait it rhymes” thought Greg. “Zecora is that you?”
………..
“Are you playing a joke on me cus this isn’t funny”
“…… Swiggty……. Swooty”
“Okay I’m gone” said Greg as he dashed off full sprint.
Although he was fast, the sounds seemed to be right behind him
“Comin…..”
“no”
“For the….”
“No”
“BOOTY”
“NO!! Screw this.”
Greg decided magic was the best answer. Yelling BIGATY BAM and clapping his hands together, he managed to make a huge expansion that lit up a great area of the forest and then creating a path way. Greg didn’t hesitate and flew down the directed path. Greg barely missed capture as he did this as a hand caught air where Greg stood. The figure it belonged to stood and watched him flee. A grin appeared on its face before Greg’s magic light faded.
As Greg neared the end of the forest a sudden rumbling happened.
“The Hell?!”
Suddenly the glowing path changed shape, forming together into a massive being. It had razor sharp fangs, claws, unearthly strength, terrifying looks, and it was three stories tall. Unbeknownst to Greg, it was an Ancient Giant Timberwolf that was somehow awakened by Greg’s magic.
“My magic has betrayed me” said Greg in despair
The beast looked down at Greg, eyeing him hungrily.
“Well screw this shit” he said as he took off in a random direction
As Greg ran he could hear the beast giving chase. The only thing that could be heard besides the monster’s barrage through the forest was Greg’s unrelenting stream of vulgar language. Not long after, Greg burst through the tree line only to find Ponyville before him.
“Just great, I lead him straight here. Whelp if I’m going to take him down, I’ll need some help.”
****
“Oww. What the hell dude?!” He looked over at his clock. “Do you know how damn late it is” he said angrily
“No time to explain! Just follow me to defeat the beast!”
At that moment, the monster tore the side of their house clean off and glared angrily at them.
“What did you do” Brennan asked
“Dude, like I said no time to explain.”
“You used magic didn’t you?”
“Yeah I did”
“Dammit Greg, what did you use”
“Magic, now help me kill this thing” Greg said as he used magic to create a sword. He then leapt high off the ground, enough to chop the Timberwolf’s ear off.
It howled in pain and swiped at Greg, nearly taking off his leg, brutally wounding it.
“Dammit Greg, that rarely ever works without you hurting yourself.”
Brennan’s clothes vaporized and were replaced with a Purple cloak with gauntlets and armor plating.
“Okay now what” Brennan thought but then he heard someone calling him.
“I knew you were up to no good” he heard before he was tackled to the ground, Rainbow Dash on top, pinning him to the ground.
“Rainbow I don’t have time for this, I’ve got to stop it”
“Nice try but you aint fooling me. A giant beast that has never been seen around here before shows up and your telling me it has nothing to do with you” she said glaring at him
“Well it does have something to do with us, Greg, but not in the way you thi-”
Before he could finish Rainbow Dash lifted him and kicked him, sending him flying into the nearby forest.
“I’ll stop this and take care of you later” she said before approaching the monster”
The monster was bigger then she at first thought. “Damn” she said “I could’ve used that ass as a shield”
Rainbow Dash flew around the monster confusing it and making it angrier as she attacked it bit by bit. It was able to eventually pinpoint her location and wing its claws at her. It catches her and slams her to the ground. Rainbow Dash lay stunned. It felt that something was broken and she couldn't seem to move. The monster raised its arm ready to strike the final blow. Rainbow Dash closed her eyes as she awaited death.
But it didn’t come.
She opened her eyes to see Brennan over her, protecting her from the attack.
“Why so surprised slow poke. Now who’s the ass” Brennan laughed lightly
Rainbow Dash wondered why he was acting like that and suddenly she felt something warm. She looked down to see blood drip from Brennan’s midsection. One of the monster’s claws impaled Brennan when he defended her and he was bleeding bad for it.
“Hehe, don’t look so concerned. This is just a flesh wound” he said. “GREG,YOU READY TO TAKE DOWN THIS SON A BITCH!!”
“HELL YEAH MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!” yelled Greg as he used his sword to leap above the monster. Coming down hard and fast, Greg managed to slice the monster along its spine. This allowed Brennan to free himself from its claws. Brennan then conjured up a magic beam and blasted the thing’s head right off. The monster stayed still for a moment before it suddenly turned into rubble.
“Glad that’s over with minimal damage” Greg said triumphantly
Brennan just glared at Greg. “God you better be glad I’m bleeding right now”
“What?” said Greg
“We just lost our house dude”
Twilight and the others soon approached them.
“Greg, Brennan, Rainbow Dash. Are you guys alright, what was that thing?”
“No idea, but it sure did pack quite a punch” said Greg looking at his horribly wounded leg.
“Yeah what Twilight said. Your bleedin purty bad” said Applejack to Brennan
“Girls. It’s okay, relax, I’ve got this” said Brennan
Twilight and AJ stood confused but then realized what they did and hid in blushing embarrassment.
Brennan closed his eyes and focused.
“Azarath, Metrion, ZINTHOS!!”
His magical aura enveloped him, Greg, and Rainbow Dash and healed their wounds.
“Oh my… That was..” Twilight said before she was interrupted
“Impressive” said a commanding feminine voice
Everyone turned to see Princess Celestia standing before them. The girls bowed in her presence while it took the boys a minute to remember.
“Sup Princess, how ya been” said Greg
The girls gasped at how Greg talked towards the princess but she didn’t think much of it.
“Just fine Greg, keeping Equestria running and finding you guys a way home. Luna wanted to be here but there was something going down in Saddle Arabia that required one of us to help. She asked me to tell Brennan Hi”
“I just came to check on everypony and find out what just happened” said Celestia
“Yeah Greg, what did happen” Brennan said turning to Greg as did the others
“I was walking home from the woods when I got lost. So I used some magical magic to light my way. But then a giant monster appeared and chased me here. Then we beat it, and that’s about it”
“Well that magic wasn’t in my books that you read, so where did you learn those spells” Brennan asked
“Zecora’s”
“Who’s that?”
“This nice Zebra lady”
“I’m not even going to ask”
“We know Zecora” said the girls
“Well I hope next time you use your abilities with care. Otherwise you’ll be dealing with me” said Celestia in a way that eluded to something other than what was said. No one paid much attention though.
The sounds of Clapping occurred and everyone turned to see the citizens of Ponyville cheering for their new heroes.
“You know what this calls for….. A party” said Pinky with excitement
“Yeah but it’s late so I’m going to go to sleep… Oh wait, we don’t have a house” Brennan said sadly seeing the damage of the house in the nearby distance
“Time to go camping” yelled Greg with excitement
“Greg we have no camping gear, not to mention our troubles started in the forest, so why would we go there again?”
“For the adventure!!”
Applejack decided to butt in at this point.
“I have some room at my place. One of ya’ll could stay with me
“I also have some room too, if that’s okay with you two” said Fluttershy quietly
“Sounds nice, guess I’ll be staying with you Fluttershy. At least till we build our house” said Greg
“Okay AJ, looks like I’m visiting again. Just let me grab my things”
That’s when their house collapsed in on itself due to lack of support.
“DAMMIT GREG!!!!”
“Dude chill, we’ll fix it later, for now let’s retire for the night. By the way, you need to work on your healing spells because my leg is still mangled ”
“What are you talking about? I did fix it!”
“No you didn’t look”
While Brennan’s magic did heal some of the damage , there was much to fix.
Greg ripped a piece of his shirt and wrapped it around like a bandage to stop the bleeding. “Nothing a little medication and soda can’t fix” Greg said as he tried to stand, only to fall right back down.
“You know what fine, you go ahead and do that. I don’t really have the energy for this at this point. AJ if you’re ready? Ladies, Princess, I wish you all goodnight” Brennan said walking away
“Okay bye” said Greg cheerfully from the ground
Twilight heaved Greg up with the help of her magic as her, Pinky, Fluttershy, and Celestia helped get him to Fluttershy’s cottage. Rarity went back to town to check on Sweetie Belle and Spike.
They got Greg in the house and Fluttershy made room to place Greg down on a bed. Once he was situated, Twilight said a caring farewell as she left with the Princess. Fluttershy got the help of her animal friends to gather supplies. Once she had what she needed she began to try her best to help Greg’s leg. Lucky for Greg, he passed out on the way to her house, so he was an easy patient for her.
She wiped her brow as she sealed up and stitched the wound and wrapped fresh bandages around his leg.
“Done” she quietly said
It was weird to have Greg back in her house under similar conditions again. Fluttershy remembered being scared of them the first time they arrived all banged up and once again one of them was here hurt. Fluttershy wished she could do more than to heal them physically but she was too shy to try anything. She could at least do one thing.
Fluttershy began to sing a song. Not like the lullabies she sings to her animals but one completely original. She sang for her, she sang for Greg, sang to vow to be stronger like someone she knew long ago.
Greg started to stir and open his eyes.
“F-Fluttershy? Is that you?”
“I’m terribly sorry, I’ll let you rest” she said surprised, getting up quickly.
“Where you singing” Greg asked
Fluttershy stopped and turned around.
“U-um yes” she said looking at the ground. “Did I disturb you with it?”
“Well I didn’t hear it. So would you mind singing it again” he asked
Fluttershy blushed and tried to shrink as much of herself as she could.
“Umm okay.”
Fluttershy sat back down and after a minute of regaining herself, she began to sing again. The song reminded Greg of a character in a video game he played back home. Something about a warrior and princess. He couldn’t remember but he found it quite soothing.
“You have quite the lovely voice. I bet you get all the other stallions in a fit when they hear you sing” Greg said after she finished
Fluttershy blushed even harder and hid behind her hair.
“Actually, I don’t sing around many ponies. I don’t really sing that song either”
“Oh” said Greg. “Well it’s very nice. By the way I’ve gotta say, thank you for fixin my leg up. I bet I could go for a run right now” said
Greg as he stood up only to fall flat on his face.
“Oh heavens! That was a really bad idea” said Fluttershy lifting Greg up and back on the bed.
“Well this just sucks” said Greg
“Oh don’t worry; it won’t be too long before your back up. I’ll try to make your stay as best as possible”
“Okay thanks I guess. Thanks…. Hey Fluttershy, I’ve been meaning to ask this but I don’t know why. When we trained that first day your outfit looked like it didn’t fit much at all. Is that your style or does it belong to someone else?”
Fluttershy’s expression turned to sadness.
“Well… actually… No, it’s not mine” she said
“Whose is it” asked Greg
“It’s…. It’s….. It’s my Father’s” she said, finally able to say the words.
“Your Father’s!?”
“Yes” she said looking at the ground
“Well he must have been pretty strong, if you learned your skills from him” Greg complimented
“He was” Fluttershy said
A moment of silence passed between them
“When I was little, I couldn’t fly very well and like I am today I was scared of everything. I used to get picked on by others. My parents, especially my father saw me differently. He didn’t let the words of others about me bring him down or upset him. He told me that I was a special little pony and that others hadn’t realized it yet. He also helped me to overcome some of my fears like talking. Those lessons helped me to gain my first friend Rainbow Dash in school. She would always stick up for me and see me for who I was. One day though when she wasn’t at school, the bullies came and picked on me. They even beat me up and threw me in a dumpster. When my dad heard about this, he was mad but instead of going after them, he decided to teach me self defense. My dad made sure that I had it in my head that I was to never use my new skills for revenge or selfish matters. Only to protect myself or the one’s I loved and cared for. So I pretty much stayed the same way I was in school, quiet and shy. The bullies tried me again but instead of getting Rainbow Dash or fighting, I remembered what my dad said and I didn’t fight. I did however find a way to get them in trouble. When I got home that evening my father had a present for me. It was a white baby bunny, who is now known as Angel. My father got him for me because he heard how I handled the matter and was proud. My parents laughed at my excitement and it was the greatest gift my dad gave me. So life went on pretty normally.
Until one day.
We were all sleeping one night when the sound of broken glass happened. My parents quickly came and got me. They went to go put me in our secret hiding spot but when we got there my dad insisted that mom stay with me. After much thought she agreed and my dad left. A few minutes passed and my mother decided to go check on my father. “Stay here Flutter dear, Mommy’s going to go find daddy. Don’t come out” she said. Being paralyzed in fear that was all I could do. My mother left and I was alone. I heard a few noises while I waited but nothing else and then silence. After a long period of time, I came out. I found Angel coming out of my room and picked him up in my arms. I called out my parents but got no answers. “I eventually found my mother who was hit in the head with something and knocked out. I tried to wake her but she wouldn’t come to. Seeing that she was still breathing, I then searched desperately for my father……. I didn’t fail. I found my father lying on the living room floor. I ran over to him and tried to wake him. “Daddy… Daddy!!” I cried but he wouldn’t wake up. I noticed my father was wet with something, a substance I wasn’t familiar with at the time. “Daddy… Daddy… WAKE UP!!” My mom awoke to my cries and came over to me. Seeing my father, she tried to do the same things I did but shortly broke down into tears. “Mommy, why won’t Daddy wake up” I asked over and over. My mother only cried harder. Eventually the cops were called and my dad was taken away. I found out later in my life that my dad died of multiple stab wounds and that the murders were never captured. People all over Cloudsdale came to the funeral, praising my father and telling me I was a brave little filly.”
By this point Fluttershy was in tears crying her heart out.
“Fluttershy, I’m sorry for asking” said Greg getting up to comfort her.
“But I wasn’t brave. I just sat there. If only I could have done something but I was scared. I’m scared to do anything. I’m useless and I bring shame to my Family” she cried
“Fluttershy don’t say that. It’s not true. I’m sure your dad would be proud of the beautiful, strong, young mare you are today” Greg said wiping away her tears.
Fluttershy slowly regained herself and dried any remaining tears she had.
“Thank you Greg, you’re a wonderful person.”
“And you are too, don’t ever forget that.”
Fluttershy went to go hug Greg but she tripped over something on the floor and fell into Greg. They crashed onto the bed. Fluttershy grabbed onto Greg tightly during the fall and ripped his shirt. Her hands now lay down on his bare chest. Fluttershy looked up and then turned away quickly growing red hot, realizing where she was. Before Greg could say anything she dashed out of the room closing the door behind her but quickly came back and tossed him a new shirt and closed the door again.
“She’s so adorable” Greg said smiling as he turned the shirt into a turban to protect his valuable fro and went to bed.
-Sweet Apple Acres-
The walk to Sweet Apple Acres was not as active this time around since Applejack was being quiet, not ever really looking up or at Brennan.
“Hey AJ what’s wrong?”
Applejack reacted with a twitch. “Huh, oh it’s nothing sugarcube.”
Brennan noticed Applejack’s facial expression changed into a slight pucker and she looked back down at the ground.
“It sure seems like it’s something.”
“Nope” she said quickly looking away
“Come on AJ you can’t fool me, I can tell your lying to me. You’re the element of Honesty after all so tell me.”
Applejack said nothing and then started to run.
“Hey wait come back” Brennan yelled as he took off after her.
Applejack saw that he was chasing her and she ran off the path into the woods. Brennan made haste to keep up with her. Applejack seemed to know her way around the woods which made it even harder for him to follow but then he remembered the skills he taught himself from that acrobatic guy from that popular video game he played back home and started to leap up the trees. This gave him an advantage as he could see the top of the tree line and follow Applejack. He jumped from each tree to the next with pinpoint accuracy and agility.
Applejack took notice and as she passed by a tree she gave it an apple bucking kick, causing the some trees to shake or topple over. Brennan had to be mistake free to avoid any slips or fall with the trees. As he got to a close distance, he did a leap of faith as he now let physics take its course and hope for the best. Unfortunately for him his leap of faith caused him to smack head first into a tree that she had bucked. So he toppled over with it.
Applejack was able to escape to wherever she was going since the tree fell on top of Brennan pinning him. Brennan cursed to himself at being careless and tried to lift the tree off of him but it wouldn’t budge. He decided to use his powers to lift the tree. However his plan didn’t work out as someone pulled it off for him. He looked up to see it was Big Mac, Applejack’s brother.
“Oh hey, thanks for getting that off of me really appre-”
A sudden force cut Brennan off as he was sent into another tree, splintering it. Big Mac rushed him and grabbed him by the throat.
“You tryin ta harm mah sister” he said angrily
“Dude what are you talking about” Brennan said through chokes
“Shut up! Applebloom said she saw AJ running from you, what in the hay we’re you trying to do you SICK PIECE OF MANURE?”
“Dude easy, I wasn’t trying to do anything, I was just trying to find out what she was keeping from me.”
Big Mac grew hot with rage and Brennan could see that he misunderstood what he said.
“Big Mac, that’s not what I-”
Big Mac slammed him to the ground, stomped him, and slammed him again. He then swung Brennan around, sending him through the trees. Wood and leaves exploded every which way as Brennan could only enjoy the ride. He stopped about a mile away and rolled a few extra feet. He couldn’t feel anything but he heard footsteps. He looked up to see Applebloom.
“I..It wasn’t what it-”
“You won’t be harming my sister EVER!!”
Applebloom put him on his feet and went into a frenzy attack into his lower abdomen and then Bicycle kicked him into the air by his groin. She then watched him fall as she waited for the right moment and round house kicked him across the field. Brennan smashed into a barn about ten seconds into flight and landed with a deafening thud. Bones were definitely broken, if not everything and Brennan couldn’t budge an inch. “Why me” he thought “What did I do wrong?”
“Oh looky here, you look like you’ve been in some trouble” said an elderly voice. Brennan recognized it was Granny Smith, he hoped that she wasn’t after him too.
“H….help me” he said faintly
“Oh don’t you worry, I will” she said assuringly but something didn’t sound right in her voice.
She lifted Brennan up and shifted him towards the barn door. Then out of nowhere, she placed taps on his vital spots with astonishing speed and then stood still. Brennan didn’t feel any pain and was wondering if she was just playing. He then felt something he never felt before as all of Granny Smith’s taps turned into brutal impacts as it almost crumpled his body. She then placed a finger at his central core and muttered “Release!!” sending him flying through the door.
“It’s official, I’m gonna die tonight and it blows” he thought as he lay motionless looking up at the cold night sky, the familiar taste and feel of warm blood on his body. He could hear the sounds of footsteps as three figures came into his blurry view.
“STOP” yelled what seemed to be Applejack. “WHAT ARE YA’LL DOIN?!!”
“Oh nothing deary just disposing our property of this filth” said Granny
“He’s not filth why are ya’ll doin this?!”
“Because he was chasin you down the road, I saw him thinking he was gonna harm you” said Applebloom
“Sweet Celestia, he wasn’t going to harm me and he really wasn’t chasin me”
“Then what was going on” her family asked
Applejack’s expression changed to shyness. “I… well… ya see. It’s none of ya’lls business okay it definitely wasn’t whatever ya’ll were thinking”
Brennan began to cough up blood as he tried to move.
“Oh my, are you okay sugarcube, can you say anything” Applejack asked running and sitting down next to Brennan
Brennan tried to mouth something but it didn’t work.
“Well ya’ll put him in this mess and you’re surly going to help him out, GO GET THE MEDICAL SUPPLIES AND HELP HIM” Applejack shouted with absolute authority. Her family ran off to do as they were told. Brennan tapped Applejack on the leg and got her to look at him.
“Don’t worry, you’ll be fine soon” she said smiling down at him, her emerald eyes glistening in the moonlight while trying to stop the bleeding with a piece of her shirt that she tore off.
Brennan moved his fingers to her face and signaled for her to follow them.
“What is it” she asked
He moved his fingers to the ground and began to draw weakly, out something. Applejack looked and saw that it was a book that she thought she’d seen before.
“A book? What good will that do” she asked
Brennan just looked at her and she thought about it. “Oh is that your magic book or something” she asked. Brennan somewhat nodded. “Where is it?” He pointed to the woods. “Okay don’t you worry I’ll get it for you, just rest here” she said taking off.
As he laid there he thought about sending Greg a message telling him what happened, hoping that it would come across as a warning not to mess with the Apple family, and not a friendly invitation to screw up everything since Greg tended to get them mixed up. He thought better of it and decided he would just tell Greg later.
In the meantime, Applejack had finally come back with his book.
“Is this what you wanted” she asked
Brennan nodded
“Did any of mah family come back?”
Brennan shook his head
“Damn them all” she said. “Okay so why did you want this book?”
Brennan opened the book and flipped the best he could until he found what he wanted. He then flipped the book toward Applejack, pointed to some words and then pointed to his mouth and mimicked speaking.
“D… Do you want me to say this?”
Brennan nodded
“But I don’t know how to do this kind of stuff.”
Brennan grabbed her hand and brought it to his chest, bringing her a slight blush. He then looked into her eyes with a face that signaled: Trust me because I Trust you.
“Okay if you think so darling” she said. Applejack then spoke the words and a bright purple aura lit between them. Brennan began to flinch as the sound of shattered and broken bone and organs repaired themselves inside him, even letting out a few yelps.
“Oh come on it can’t be that bad” smiled Applejack
“Would you like to try” Brennan said sternly
Applejack laughed. “You’re such a little filly”
“Well I certainly feel like one with you always calling me sugarcube or darling like Rarity. Or is there another reason you do that” Brennan smirked
Applejack planted her other hand firmly on Brennan’s hip causing him to wince. “Do you really want to make fun of me with the shape you’re in” she said with sinister eyes and a seductive smile.
“Sorry” he said
“Good boy”
The process reached its end and Brennan’s structure was fixed but he still was bleeding here and there. Luckily Applejack’s family came at that moment.
“Hey mister, we’re real sorry for misunderstanding what you were up to” said Applebloom with big puppy dog eyes that you couldn’t be mad at
“Nnnope” said Big Mac
Applejack gave him a death stare and Big Mac mumbled a sorry.
“It’s okay guys; let’s just not do this again okay”
“Here let’s get you inside and cleaned up” said Granny Smith as the Apple family lifted and carried him to their house.
Once inside, they cleaned and bandaged Brennan up, replacing his damaged clothes with fresh clean ones, having Big Mac take care of that part of course.
“Thanks for the clothes Brennan said to Big Mac, but Big Mac just gave him a glare. He said under his breath so no one but Brennan would hear: “If you so much as make mah sister even the tiniest bit upset, or touch her, I will kill you” then he walked away.
“Why does he hate me so much” Brennan thought
Applejack then entered the room. “C’mon she said”
“To where?”
“My bedroom of course, where else ya gonna sleep?”
Big Mac jerked his bedroom door open but only to receive a chair to the face thrown by Applejack.
“U-um Applejack dear, you don’t have to do that. We have the extra room open” said Granny
“No we don’t Granny!”
“Oh…. Well how about the couch?”
“It’s winter, he’ll freeze.”
“Then why don’t you sleep on the couch?”
“Hell No!”
Granny Smith gasped in horror. “Applejack such language!”
“Don’t give me that rotten mash, I know what you’re doing and its not going to work. It’s cold, Brennan’s hurt, and I know ya’ll won’t want to watch over him, So He is Going to Sleep With ME!!”
The house fell silent and Granny Smith just gave a slight nod. “Okay goodnight”
“Applejack, you didn’t need to be so mean to your family” said Brennan
“No, with the way they treated I’m surprised you can say that.”
“They just misunderstood”
“Ahh Horse Feathers! I know what they were up to.”
“And that was?”
“Don’t worry about it c’mon” she said motioning to the room
“Well you’re very eager to get me in bed” Brennan joked.
“I guess I’ll just call for Big Mac”
“A thousand pardons Madam” Brennan said bowing
****
“I’m gonna go change and clean up a bit before I hit the hay, just make yourself comfortable okay suga… Brennan.”
“Um, okay”
Applejack left the room as Brennan prepared himself for the night as well.
“Damn” he said as a new surge of pain entered his body. “Why do they hate me so much, I haven’t done anything to them have I? I knew this was a bad choice.”
“You touch her, you die boy!”
Brennan quickly looked around the room looking for whoever said that. He looked towards the window and saw Big Mac looking at him through the window. Suddenly Applejack walked back in and Big Mac disappeared. Brennan turned around and turned as red as a crisp apple on summer afternoon. Applejack entered wearing nothing but a one piece lingerie gown.
The whole piece together was red delicious red with the top part having spaghetti straps and a white lace pattern and the top and bottom part of the gown. The length covered enough past her waist concealing her panties. It fell snug on her revealing her upper cleavage. Brennan noticed too that there were green apples on the side of the gown. Applejack noticed the silence in the room
“Um you okay there, Brennan?”
Brennan snapped back into reality and quickly turned away from her.
“Applejack!! Why are you wearing that?”
“What this? It’s my night gown, besides I wore it last time you were here I just had a shirt over it.”
“WHAT!?”
“Oh calm down Sugar Tits, this can’t possibly be the first time you’ve seen a girl like this.”
Brennan perked up and tried to turn toward Applejack.
“What are you trying to say, and did you just call me Sugar Tits?”
“Don’t worry about it, I’ll cover up if it bothers you so much. Does it bother you” she said her eyes seductively looking at him.
“Anyways it’s getting late we should go to sleep but first…”
Applejack went to her closet and produced a giant rock from it. She then started walking toward the window.
“Um AJ what are you doing?”
“Shhhh”
Applejack then opened the window and looked out.
“Hey Big Mac!!”
“Huh?”
Applejack then dropped the rock and a loud crash occurred a few seconds later.
“Next time it’ll be my hoof shoved up your plot” she shouted to him closing the window.
She turned to see a trembling Brennan by the bedside.
“Don’t be scared, it’s just what us Apples do” she said moving to her drawer grabbing a white T-shirt.
“You’re pretty scary when you want to be” Brennan said
“Oh, that’s not what you were thinking a minute ago now was it sugarcube?”
“I… I wasn’t thinking anything; I wasn’t even looking at you!”
“But you wanted to didn’t you?”
“Don’t get ahead of yourself AJ, what would your family think” Brennan said confidently thinking that would get her.
“Oh I wouldn’t worry about them but Rainbow Dash on the other hand, now that would be a shame since you like her and all.”
Applejack struck a chord as Brennan fell silent.
“Rainbow Dash? Don’t make me laugh to death, like hell I would ever like her”
“You know, you’re a terrible liar Sugar Tits” Applejack giggled.
“I’m not lying and quit calling me Sugar Tits” Brennan yelled
“Oh well then…” Applejack turned off the lights, bringing complete darkness into the room for Brennan, at least until his eyes adjusted.
He looked around to find where Applejack went but it was no use. Applejack with deadly silence quickly found him and pounced on him, pinning him on his back as she sat on top of him. She then whispered into his ear “I guess you won’t mind this then” as she took off his shirt and placed her hands on his chest.
“What the hell are you doing AJ” he asked as he heart began to race
Applejack smiled as Brennan’s eyes adjusted to the dark. Her teeth reflecting off the lights of the night. Her eyes creating that starry sparkle that he saw earlier.
“Oh, you love saying my nickname don’t ya? I can feel that you do” she said pressing down on him, making sure to shift her lower side slightly.
“Why are you doing this” Brennan asked
“Well if you don’t like Rainbow then this shouldn’t bother you, now should it sugarcube. In fact let’s move on” she said as she slid her hands slowly off Brennan and motioned him to follow her fingers as they traced up her curves to the bottom of her gown and then tugged under as she began to slowly slid the gown up. At this point Brennan couldn’t take it anymore.
“Stop” he said grabbing her hands
“Does that mean, you admit it?”
“I don’t admit anything, but this is indecent, and I’m uncomfortable”
“Oh? Surely your body tells me another story, but its okay I know what’s up” she giggled getting off of him but as she did a piece of her gown was caught on Brennan’s and she stumbled and fell on top of him. In that instant Brennan’s instincts kicked in and his hands reacted without thought.
“Whoa there partner, what are you doing?”
“What am I doing, what are you doing!? What was that about?”
“Easy, it’s simple you just couldn’t resist me could you”
“No that is not it!”
“Then why do you have a firm hold on my plot?”
“I don’t have….” Brennan noticed the touch at that moment as his hand squeezed something soft and round. All brain activity ceased at the moment.
Applejack only looked at him and smiled. “I think it’s definitely time to go to sleep” she said raising her arm. Brennan knew what was coming but he was too slow to stop it as she gave him another knockout punch. She then got them both into bed as she cradled him in her bosom.
“You’re such a pervert” she whispered to him.
Author's Note
Well What can we say... The Title says it all. It's been awhile but here's a new chapter.
What more awaits our young heroes as they continue their adventure in the land of Equestria? Will Brennan ever get it together in this new life? Probably not. Will Greg continue to be Greg, having more random adventures and going with the flow of the insanity? Most likely. Will Brennan and Rainbow Dash just Shut Up and Buck already or something, Jesus!!..... Sorry. What about the party, Aint no Party like a Pinky Pie Party! All this and more next time in Just Go With It
Stay Pinkie Bronies
*Fluttershy's Cottage*
Greg wakes up to a new day, turban flowing in the morning breeze. Stubble glistening brightly in the morning light.
"Where the Fuck is my soda"?!
THE END
Author's Note
You asked for a chapter. HERE IT IS MOTHERBUCKERS!!!
Stay Pinkie Bronies
FlutterDash2534 and Afroninja1
* A Few Hours Later
Greg finally awakens. As he opens his eyes he hopes to God that a horse is not on top of him. He is disappointed. He looks around to see what is near him to get the horse of but finds nothing. So he uses his last resort. With the help of his ancestral cotton picking strength, he manages to throw the horse across the room into the wall.
*Sweet Apple Acres
The melodies of the birds filled the crisp apple farm air as the warm sunlight soared over Brennan's eyes causing him to stir slightly and awaken. As his eyes adjusted to the now brightly lit room, he felt a jolt of pain on the left side of his face, which caused him to stop moving any farther and slam his eyes shut in reaction. He would of let out a cry of pain if not for what was before his eyes. The elegant southern gown that covered the orange mare from last night was now hanging limply off her shoulders revealing two adorably freckled furry breasts, inches away from his face.
"Shit, the gown must have fallen while she tossed around in her sleep". he thought
A few moments passed as he failed to move
"Okay I can look away now, I've had my fun" he said to himself in slight disgust of his own pervertedness.
"OW! Dammit why does my head hurt so much"
Brennan rubbed the tender sore spot on his head trying to ease the pain but to no success. He tried to remember what caused it but could only remember Applejack walking in with that dress. He tried not to think anymore because it hurt his head.
* Twilight's House
Not seeing Greg around town, Brennan decided that Greg would possibly in two places, Fluttershy's cottage from last night or Twilight's house. Thinking that Greg most likely did not stay long at Fluttershy's, he assumed Twilight's would be the best choice and headed there.
"Hey... I need some clothes" Greg said panting, the dew droplets slowly gliding down his chiseled chest
The purple fur of twilight has now turned into a deep violet as she points to a closet which contains Greg's clothes. Greg slowly walks over, leaving a trail of sparkling dew with each step, his fro holding the droplets perfectly, creating a prism like effect of the sun rays causing him to be even more radiant.
"It's really wet outside you know" straight faced as ever
Spike lets out a chuckle and nudges Twilight
" That's not the only thing that's wet right now, am I right" he says looking Twilight dead in the face
As Brennan approaches the tree house a loud crash of broken glass litters the ground, taking with it the familiar small purple dragon as spike pebbles across the ground and finally stops face first by Brennan's feet.
"I don't even want to know" he says shrugging off what he just saw as he knocks on the broken doorframe and enters.
Twilight, still sitting in her chair, turns slowly towards him.
"He's...In the kit- kitchen making coffee" she stutters pointing in said direction, her hand covered in dragon blood
"Okay thanks, sorry about the mess" Brennan says as he heads to kitchen
"She was about to make a bigger mess anyway" said a faint voice off in the distance
"Dude, why did you not use the door"
"Greg you don't need that much coffee"
"Someone's gonna have a massive hangover and is going to need this more than me"
"Wait what"?
"Don't worry about it" he says completing his fifth pot of coffee. "Not gonna lie four of those pots are for me but someone's gonna need this fifth pot".
"Um ex- excuse me" said an all too familiar shy voice
Greg tenses as he slowly turns to said voice.
"I feel funny, um, can I..." she says stopping mid sentence
Greg smacks Brennan's arm "Give Her The Coffee"!!
"What"?
"GIVE HER THE COFFEE"! he yells drinking the four pots of coffee as he jumps out the kitchen window and climbs up the treehouse.
"Coffee sounds...nice" Fluttershy says in sputters
"Um okay" Brennan says as he pours her a cup and hands it to her.
Fluttershy takes one sip and face plants on the coffee table.
"Um are you drunk"?
"Not anymore" she says confidently into the table
"Damn that's some strong ass coffee"
*Later
Brennan and Greg are walking in the woods to Pinkie's secret cabin.
"I don't know why the girls are trying to make this such a special occasion. This is just a get together right?" Brennan said to Greg
"I guess so"
The sudden sound of heavy bass points them towards the direction of the wooden cabin, lit with lights and surrounded by large groups of Ponyville folk.
"Yeah definitely a small get together" they both say sarcastically
Pinkie Pie suddenly rushes from the house all giddy and bubbly as usual as she attack hugs them both and then immedialty pulls a giant megaphone from her mane.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS"!!
The crowd turns and the music stops.
"IT"S DEEEEEEEEM BOOOYYYYS!!!"
"OH SHIT WADDUP!!" the crowd replies.
The music resumes and the boys are carried thru the crowd to the house much to their confusion. As they land infront of the door Greg is shaken up real bad.
"Yo whats wrong Greg" Brennan asks
"So many hands touching my ass. One of them squeezed" Greg said in horror
Pinkie instinctively handed Greg a soda who took it and immediately felt better, forgetting the tragedies that happened to his behind.
After of couple of greets from some of the pony folk from town, Pinkie takes the boys to a table in the middle of the room where the rest of the mane six are. As the night wears thin, they are having a good time making bad jokes, telling old embarrassing stories (not the boys just the girls), one of which being about Rarity going thru Canterlot and Ponyville with a roll of toilet paper stuck between her fat ass and no one telling her.
"Hahaha you do have a big ass" laughed Applejack
"Me having a big ass has nothing to do with such an atrocity honey" Rarity stammered with a death stare
The group is trying to contain themselves before their insides burst from laughter. No one is able to speak for a few seconds. Then everything is awkwardly silent as everyone looks around towards each other.
"Whelp time to drink more cider" Rainbow Dash yelled barely able to grab another mug.
"Wait, Applejack. Your brother makes the cider here right" Brennan asked
"Damn straight, sugarcube. Best in the land"
"Hmm no wonder Dashie likes it so much, I wonder what the secret ingredient is that's got her so hooked" Brennan sneered
Rainbow Dash turned immediately, slamming her mug and sharply replied "You Cheeky Dickwaffle. You just mad, cus you can't get it"
Brennan was taken back a bit by this
"Or your just mad cus I won't give it" he snapped back
Dash just jumps across the table and just drags that fucker outside no joke we swear to you. The girls all just laugh, letting out cheers and whoops as Greg sits quietly hoping he won't share the same fate.
*The Cold Ass Ground
Flesh met with cold packed snow as Brennan was slammed into the ground outside the cabin. A pissed off and drunk Rainbow Dash sat dominantly above him.
"Ow what the fuck was that" he yelled at her
A fist to the face answered his question as her hot breath blew now in his somewhat bloody face. Ponies were still outside but didn't seem to pay the scuffle no attention. Brennan squirmed to break free but the cyan pony was stronger than she seemed.
"Let me go dammit, you've made your point" he said squirming
"No, fuck you, I'm tired of your shit. From day one you've treated me like shit for no reason and I'm sick of the bullying" she stammered
"Well I could say the same thing princess" he spat back
"Don't call me that pussybitch"
"Well excuuse me"
"Seriously I wish you just didn't exist or at least never came here"
"Well I did not really have a say in that now did I wondercunt"
"Shut up"
"As soon as you get off me I will"
The two struggled and fought for fifteen minutes before their bodies gave out and the lay in the snow panting and sweating. Rainbow's grip had loosened and now to any passerby it would appear that Brennan was holding her lovingly, her head resting on his chest.
"So what you beat on me, now you want to lay on me"
"Shut up I can't move and everything is spinning"
"Well don't drink so much sperm soda next time then"
"You're disgusting, go die"
"I just might if I stay like this much longer. Bleh, just the sight of you on me makes me wanna hurl"
"Sure it does, that's why you're poking me right now aren't you"
"As if. In your dreams flatboard"
Rainbow gripped him slowly to produce a small yelp.
"So then this isn't yours"
"Ow, the fuck, stop that" he said clawing at her
"Well is it yours or not"
"It hurts like hell so what do you think"
"Hmm it doesn't seem like it so no" she said tightening her grip
"Dammit Dash stop it"
*Party House
"You know what this party needs ya'll? Some competition" Applejack declared
"Yeah Let's do this" shouted Pinkie
"I'm in" agreed Rarity
Greg zones back in to the conversation
"I'm sorry whats going on" he asks
Applejack goes behind the drink bar and pulls out a special keg of some sorts and places it on the table.
"Is that more cider" Greg asks
"Sure is but the special kind" winks Applejack
"That's just juice right ?"
"...Suure" Applejack says as she pours a mug and offers it to Greg
"Thanks" Greg says as he gulps it down
"That's the spirit" Applejack cheers. "Okay so who's ready to get their hind quarters handed to them on a silver platter"
"I don't know girls seems we've had too much tonight" Twilight said concerned
"Oh Twilight, we're fine, come on relax and have a little fun. Besides Greg just gulped one down so he's in. Plus if you join in, well, maybe-" Pinkie Pie whispers the rest into Twilight's ear.
Twilight's ears flicker and her darkened face darkens even more.
"Okay I'm in" she announces
Greg zones back in.
He begins to notice that his cider had a peculiar aftertaste.
"Wait no, that tasted like-"
Greg notices Fluttershy stumbles to the table and begins to fidget.
"Alcohol"
That is when Greg notices the reality of the situation.
"They're drinking, shit. This is worse than I thought"
Greg looks over into the crowd
"I could of swear that guy was wearing pants a second ago! What happened to her top?!"
Greg noticed the floor was covered in panties. The voices grew too powerful, Greg could process this but he decided to flee. As he ran something hit him in the back, which him caused him to run faster letting out a screech as he burst thru the window.
*Outside again
"Okay fine it's mine, but it doesn't mean you had anything to do about it" Brennan said ashamed
"Oh I'm sure dipshit, orange seems to be more your color" she replied
Brennan was caught off by this
"Wait, what did you say"?
"Oh please its not like anyone can't tell, you make it so obvious"
Brennan grew a deep blush, he couldn't speak anymore. He felt Rainbow fidget, his manhood still in her grip but suddenly he felt her hair and looked up. Her magenta eyes lazily stared back into his eyes. Her warm breath inches from his lips. His heart began to beat faster, his body froze. He could not believe she was making him act this way. Rainbow moved closer to him, her mouth next to his ear.
"But why can't it be me" she whispers
Brennan tries to process this as she moves back and edges closer to his lips but then he hears a loud scream. Suddenly Rainbow is off of him and he seems to be flying thru the woods. He feels an arm around him and he looks up to see a fear stricken Greg.
"What?"
"No time for questions we gotta go" demanded Greg
"Go Where"
"Don't worry about it but we can't go home"
"Wait what"
"No don't worry it's all gonna okay"
"No why are we on a unicycle?"
Author's Note
Guess who's back!? Nice to see everyone again hope you enjoy the magic. Also we have another chapter that's on it's way real soon we promise or you can just hate us or kill us or both. We might be back for awhile maybe, maybe not but we appreciate your continued support of whatever this is that we've created. We'll finish this eventually we swear>
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