Salt Mine!

The stars spread out, decorating the night sky, like sea reflects the light in twilight. I had my head up obviously. I was looking at the sky out through the window. Couldn’t sleep, you know.

By now, I had obtained many things in Equestria, my own plot of land, and my own little house on the very edge of Ponyville too. Everything was going fine for me.

Until tonight.

I had my own computer. Twilight made it with the help of scientists, after I completely lost my salty marbles due to the lack of human-grade technology in Equestria. I had even threatened to take my own life. When that didn’t work, I threatened to tell them the saddest story I ever heard. They scoffed at me- but I showed them. I told them the story of “Hachi” and sent them all into salty tears.

(Hachi is the tale of that loyal dog who spent nearly a decade waiting for his master to return, who had died and would never come back. Rainbow Dash was apparently bawling like a baby- Must be because she was the Element of Loyalty, and realized that dog had more loyalty in him than she could ever have in her life. Remember her Discorded mode?)

SMASH! Went my window as it was busted open. “WAAAAAAGH!” I fell out of my bed, smashing my naughty bits off of the railing. I held back tears of salt in pain as I crawled to the door, groaning in agony.

“Saaalt... mmm...” The familiar voice of Trixie Lulamoon sung out to me in a serenade of hellish, lustful temptation. My leg was suddenly grabbed by a magical force.

Wait, Trixie?! The hell?

“RAPE! RAAAPE- MMMPH! MMMPH!” I screamed, before my mouth was plugged by the magic force.

Trixie grabbed me in her magic field, flipping me over. She released the grasp on my mouth, climbing on top of me. She pressed her lips against mine, french-kissing me. I panicked, and pulled back. “TRIXIE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-MMPFFFHFH!!!” She kissed me again. Her mouth was larger than my own, so she easily sucked and forced her tongue into my mouth. Dear lord, her tongue was rough, and she tasted remarkably salty.

She pulled herself away (reluctantly) to say, “Ever since that day two years ago... I couldn’t get it out of my head... Mmnnn,” She moaned seductively as she licked the side of my neck like a whore, relishing in the small beads of sweat that were produced. “So tasty... so... mmmnnn! Salty...” She muttered under her breath.

‘What the fuck is up with this shit!? Wait a tick...’

• - - - - - - - Two Years Ago.

I arrived in Equestria through a mishap of some sort. I didn’t give a shit, all this explanation went over my head. Something about “do you like bananas?” and the universe in the shape of a donut. At least the ponies didn’t care much that I was a human.

But of course, I was in Ponyville. Not enjoying my time there, to be honest with you. Of all the places I’d want to go, one of them was not Equestria. I was a Brony before, but after season three, I just grew a huge hatred for the show. I left it behind, and now it was biting me in the ass.

Hard.

So to get things moving along, I attended a party. Things were said. Drinks were drank. Accidents happened, ponies showed off, and then the WORST. THING. EVER happened to me, of all beings!

Trixie taste-tested my junk. No, it happened against my will, I swear. And everyone saw it. It was a bet, okay!? We played ‘Spin the Bottle’ and it was between nearly a hundred damn ponies (including myself, but I was a human). And the bet was that somepony would get me.

So I thought nothing of it, thinking it’s one out of a hundred chance that I’d get picked.

What fucking luck, right? What FUCKIN’ luck! Four unicorns had to hold me back from kicking her ass, one of them was Twilight Sparkle (the powerhouse). I was like, one in five 'stallions' at the party. And you know what? I was hoping to get truth, dammit. Since equine dicks are probably bigger than human dicks, I felt humiliated. Especially when all of them sat close and fucking watched Trixie fellate me. In turn, I went into total berserker mode.

And oh, I broke those cuffs, and got the hell out of there. I locked myself in Fluttershy’s shed for a week, refusing to come out. Dear fucking Christ I was embarrassed, embarrassed of myself when I walked down the street, hearing mares gossip about me. They couldn’t even whisper, the pieces of shit!

• - - - - - - - Back To Present Events.

This was starting to push all my right buttons, but I had to resist. I had to think! I had to get out! I needed to distract myself. ‘Don’t give in to the mothafuckin’ ho, mothafucka!’ My inner Stinkmeaner yelled at me in my mind. ‘Or may God guide my pimp-smackin’ hand and have mercy on you, ‘cause I will beat the livin’, mothafuckin’ salty balls outta your cracka’ ass, NYUGGAAAH!’

‘Thank you, Inner Stinkmeaner! NIGGA GIVE ME STRENGTH!’ I soon found myself pushing against... magic cuffs? “I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!” I yelled.

“You can’t break those cuffs, and you know it... you beast,” She purred sultrily, licking her lips.

“AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!” I groaned as I pulled, pushed and twisted with all my might. Alright, I might have been exaggerating a little (a lot), but I wanted out.

“Yes my love... struggle. Work up a sweat. It’s so intoxicating,” Trixie sang out in a low voice.

‘Ya hear that nyuggah?! You dumbass bitch, she wants you to struggle like a little biaaatchhh, CAUSE THAT’S WHAT THE BITCH WANTS, NYUGGAAAH!’ My inner Stinkmeaner yelled at me. I needed a new Inner voice! Come to me, Tristan Taylor!

‘Holy sh-BEEP on a crap sandwich!’ Well fuck you too, Tristan!

She tore off my clothes, to reveal every last inch of sweat-covered skin, and my boxers. Did I mention it was a hot night of all things? No AC either. Should’ve asked for that instead of a pc with no internet. The unicorn glared at my crotch, licking her lips in immense anticipation. “No no, no no!” I begged. “NOT NOW! I’M STILL A VIRGIIIN!!! NOT THE VAG! NOT THE VAG! IT’S ON MY-” I was then silenced by her magic.

Damn you, inner Nicolas Cage!

“The mere thought of the Great and Powerful Trixie sleeping with such a filthy creature as yourself is...” Trixie stopped talking, saliva forming in her mouth and falling a bit from her lips. All this salt must have made her body create extra spit. “Disgusting...” She whispered. Oh crap... please let that be drool I was feeling between her legs. I winced as she began to slide down and down, licking me every centimeter of the way. She got so into it that she stopped, licking every one of my appendages, including my toes. Once I was calmed, she released her magic on my mouth.

Alright, this was really starting to get to me... dear Christ, she looks so-- NO. No, I will not give in! No matter how much I want to, I will NOT give in to this stupid sexy Trixie. Then again, “Sexy... so sexy... you’re fucking lucky I’m restrained...” I purred.

“Am I now...? Oh, whatever would you do to me? Whatever could you do to me? You know that you can’t do anything to me. You’re at my will...” She growled, tugging on my boxers. “Go on, sweetie, get hard for the Great and Powerful Trixie...” She flicked the tip of my still-limp cock through my boxers, giving it a lot of encouragement. Dear lord, those large purple eyes... Hnnngh... I could see the reflection of my tent pole betraying me.

“Release me and find out...” I spoke. This wasn’t me... although I wished it was. Inner rapist, damn you too! My sword began to perk up. Trixie looked back at my underwear, watching as it would bounce up and down a bit- getting a little larger each time it throbbed violently. Three inches, four inches, and growing at the base as well.

“Mmhmhmmm, yes, the Great and Powerful Trixie knows you can’t resist her...” She then took off my boxers with her magic. As she did, it grew longer and thicker. Five inches, six, seven- Was she making this thing even longer than usual? Or had I not seen it in a while? Probably the latter.

Now fully-erect at its impressive seven and a quarter inches, my painfully engorged endowment sprung up and smacked her flank. Damn you too, puberty, you unfinished-even-though-I’m-twenty-years-old son of a... And what was Trixie doing?

“Oh? Did Trixie do that? It looks so painful...” Trixie teased. She lowered her head, her hot breath moving over my bare skin. “I can practically taste it...”

“Taste... what?” I whimpered as my dick throbbed hard and eagerly, its copious amounts of pre running down the head of it.

She grinned devilishly, her eyes closed a bit as she didn’t answer my question. “The Great and Powerful Trixie came here to sate her hunger... but the Great and Powerful Trixie shall not please another without being pleased herself!” She promptly got into the sixty-nine position on top of me, her hot, painfully hot breaths looming just above the tip of my male endowment. “So long... thick...” The unicorn planted a featherlike kiss on the very tip of the purple crown, sending a jolt of pleasure throughout my body as she sucked up my precum. I knew I couldn’t move, but I wanted to thrust it down her throat, right now.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie thought she said that she shall not please another without being pleased herself!” She repeated. “I’ll let one of your arms go... be good, and I’ll make you love having your mouth full of my marehood...” She whispered. “I love it... salty”

I grew a look of reluctance on my face. “What? Don’t believe the Great and Powerful Trixie?” She asked, before suddenly, she took almost half of my length into her maw. She let out a whinny of pleasure, her knees obviously buckling. She was getting turned on by sucking my dick? Why was this? It was much more apparent when her pink folds became glistening with her succulent, delicious juices. It was strange... My monitor was still giving light, letting me see the wet fur along her crotch.

Dear fuck, I couldn’t resist anymore. I gripped her flank hard with my free hand, making her whimper in pleasure. And then, I raised my head up, gorging on her box. It tasted like chicken- flavorless, bland for the most part.

Trixie began to bob her head up and down, struggling to take it past the halfway point. But she seemed as though she wanted to take it all- even though I knew she couldn’t without hurting herself. She sucked long and hard on my shaft, milking the precum out of it like a milkmaid, drinking up every last delicious, salty drop. A particularly hard squeeze of the haunch made her whimper, and made her marehood’s juices flow onto my tongue. Rewarding me fruitfully for my efforts, she forced down more than half of my shaft, almost making me throw my head back from the astounding amount of pleasure.

Weirdly enough, my computer had the image of Barack Obama in his “not bad” look.

“Why haven’t you any more?!” She demanded. “I licked you clean... give the Great and Powerful Trixie more now! She demands it!”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about... but get rid of the other arm’s restraint and you’ll get whatever the fuck it is you want... just keep sucking.” I held back a shit-eating grin as she released the other restraint, and began to deepthroat me eagerly. Whatever it was that she wanted, she was going to get it, even if it meant killing me in the process. “Oh... fuck!” I moaned in gratification to the sensation, getting back to work on her increasingly delicious slit, even though its relatively bland flavor remained. Her tongue, being longer than a human’s, coiled a bit around my length. It heightened the whole experience to a new level, as if it were a snake wrapping around a leg- a boa constricting its poor victim. Only, in my case, the victim was one lucky son of a bitch.

With both hands, I squeezed her cheeks roughly, then slapped her haunches hard. They jiggled a little bit as her knees buckled, entertaining me as she struggled to keep from collapsing. I could practically feel the fiery blush on her cheeks. She picked up the speed of her works, bobbing her head up and down faster and faster with each minute that passed.

In return, I began to suckle on her clit. Doing this resulted in her screaming in a tremendous amount of pleasure, although muffled by my cock. This made it insanely better, as her scream sent vibrations all along my shaft, almost tickling it. Tantalizing it in a hellfire of burning pleasure.

In return for my sufficient, naughty efforts, she managed to painfully swallow the entirety of my length, which was throbbing hard as she did so. Tears ran down from her eyes, as her nose was now poised above my balls. I groaned, bucking my hips just as she pulled me out of her mouth, gasping for breath only for a single moment before suckling on my balls. With her magic, she gripped my cock unexpectedly. She stroked the amazing, magical cock-glove up and down my length. It was better than a handjob, and much better than masturbating. The pressure was nearly perfect- each and every part of my cock slid through the tunnel of purple with ease, but it was tight. And I loved each and every millisecond of it.

“So, why does the Great and Powerful Trixie want sex from a ‘disgusting creature like myself’?” I teased. I made sure I added emphasis to my words, sending hot air against her sexual juices, which made her shiver. This beast in heat purred, and bucked her hips to rub her lips against my own, making me kiss her labia, causing her to moan in great pleasure as my tongue was sliding up and down her slick and wet slit.

She shot me a look after taking my balls out of her mouth, very hesitantly though. “After tasting you... your glorio- I mean disgustingly filthy, salty cock...” She sucked on the tip of it, barely resisting to take it all in again. “... the Great and Powerful Trixie became a salt addict... she couldn’t help herself... and she found the source of her corruption. You!” She scolded, before swallowing my cock whole again, the warmth of her tongue taking my mind over once again.

How long would this last? Has it only been three minutes?

Because it felt like three fucking hours. “Well...” I panted a little bit. My tongue was rather sore now, and it was becoming harder and harder to hold back my impending orgasm.

Now since I had a habit of masturbation back home, it really did help my sexual stamina. Not a lot, but enough to help me resist having an orgasm before I needed (or wanted) to. But right now, I was pushing myself. Squeezing her firm yet soft flanks as Trixie bobbed her head up and down my shaft with ruthless abandon, ropes of saliva becoming visible as I looked between her shaky legs. Her moans were becoming a crescendo of pleasure, which filled the air with delight, and my endowment with vast pleasure. I could tell that she was on-edge as well, but there was no way I could hold back long enough to bring about the all-famous but rare ‘simultaneous orgasm’. I continued to munch on her box, before she stopped sucking on me, coming up for a loud breath. “I... I can’t take it anymore!” She exclaimed, getting up and off of me.

‘Fuck, what I think is happening isn’t going to happen, right!? R-RIGHT!?!?’ I panicked, and tried to squirm, but she quite literally shot me down, by restraining my arms once again.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie said she would not stoop to this... but your oral work has made her...” She got right up in my face, meeting eyes with me. “... wild.”

Unexpectedly, she sat down on my member, the head struggling to go in a bit. She was tight, but likely not a virgin. She panted and moaned as the head got past her entrance. I groaned in pleasure, the sheer pressure of her nethers against my own making me go crazy- it was the tightest squeeze I’ve ever felt on a part of my body. Her marehood was squelching wet, and very hot. From the sheer heat, I thought that my cock would melt, but I knew that it wasn’t even possible in the back of my head. My tongue lolled out of my mouth, and I twitched and spasmed. Trixie’s eyes fluttered as she bit her lip, beginning to slide up and down my length. The farther she went, the more she gasped and moaned- and it was really not helping me.

“Ahhh,” Trixie moaned like a whore. “Trixie hasn’t... taken one this big before...” Then again, I could believe her. She probably raped another guy just to get rid of her virginity, and he must have been small. The unicorn was almost reluctant to take more into her cavity. When she heard no response from me, she just looked down at my face. She let out a groan of disappointment as she realized I had become lost to the pleasure, still hanging onto my dignity by a tiny thread. Which was merely in holding back from giving her a payload of baby-batter.

But I doubted that I could go for much longer. I wasn’t used to being raped by someone, let alone a pretty mare like her. But she kept going, and going, and going! I was going to go insane at this point.

Suddenly, she let out a loud cry, and her horn lit up. Snapping me out of the trance was a practical explosion of magic, and her walls rippling with squelching contractions. The explosion made me shield my eyes with my... hands? But I thought they were bound to the floor! I looked down to my feet, and they were unbound too.

Trixie fell limp on top of me, looking into my eyes. Did she just orgasm before me? And let me go? A devilish smirk crossed its way onto my face as I got out and up from under her. She gasped as I grabbed her by her mane. Viciously I shoved my still-hard endowment into her muzzle. Trixie protested, but she couldn’t hold back as the smell of salt hit her nose. Eagerly and tiredly, she slurped my cock back into her mouth. But instead of her doing the work, I was using her as an oral fuck-toy. “Y-you wanted some, you’re gonna fucking get some!” She looked up at me, her eyes watering for the second time. Almost as fast as she could blink, I rammed my shaft down her throat, and began to wildly buck my hips as she gagged on it. My eyes rolled into the back of my head, my tongue lolled out of my mouth again.

She shook her head, and I could feel it- she didn’t want me to let loose in her mouth. “You’re gonna swallow like the small, obedient bitch you are... do you understand me?”

All she did was nod, as she was drained. She closed her eyes, and I began my assault on her throat once more. The sound of gagging filled the room, as her oral intruder breached her throat repeatedly, before finally, I let loose. Trixie gagged and protested physically, but soon, she just accepted it as I came, wave after wave into her mouth and down her throat. She gulped multiple times, tears streaking down her face as she swallowed. “I bet after all that salt, you’re still thirsty, nyuggah?!” I did my best Stinkmeaner impression as I let her fall to the floor.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie wants... more salt,” Trixie moaned as she licked the tears which fell from her eyes.

I seriously needed a cigarette. ‘Dammit, I forgot to renew my restraining order.’ I thought in vast annoyance.

“So... who’s gonna call the damn cops this time?”

“Trixie thinks she might be pregnant from last time, you idiotic, inconsiderate fool!”

“FFF... FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”