Do NOT take this story seriously! It involves some memes, a sprinkle of racism and other absolute ridiculousness. This is a shameless submission. Make fun of it all you want. It is supposed to be a comedic, short, one-shot clop story.

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I recommend reading this story before reading this (it's actually funny, and will clear things up a bit).

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So it was late one night, and a certain somepony decided to do something stupid. Desperation is an annoying emotion, as it is literally depriving you of something you want and/or need. And when it gets to a certain point, you can snap and do things that you normally wouldn't.

Now, don't you just hate it when you're just sitting in your room, minding your own damn business. When suddenly, something absolutely random, stupid, and utterly retarded happens?!

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I blame Lunaguy for giving me the idea for this fic. Damn Salt Lickers Anonymous!

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Once again, this fic isn't really meant to be anything more than comedy clop (in that order, priority-wise). Had to test my current knowledge (clop writing), so yeah. Hope that, through all the absolute stupidity this fic is (and was), that the audience actually might either;

- Get a laugh out of it.
or
- Get off from it.

Criticism is welcomed. It's probably rushed all to fuck (heh, get it?) but still. All you'll get is a thank you- I can't grow unless I man-up and take a beating.