Once upon a time, there was a mare named Lyra. She was mint green, with a harp for a cutie mark. Her best friend was Bon Bon, and she lived in Ponyville. Among some of her interests were okay, I think they get it.
Hey, save the interjections for the story.
Whatever. Let me skip to the important part. She moved to Ponyville to follow Twilight Sparkle, and now she's trying to win Twilight's affections. However, she also has to juggle the fact that she knows she's a fictional character and she can talk to the Author, who is really annoying.
Okay, how about also saving the insults for the story?
You're not my real dad! So yeah, we fight. A lot. And apparently that passes for comedy to you guys. Read and enjoy, I guess.

So… one other thing you need to know. Apparently what's-his-face wrote this story a while ago, and he's only just now getting around to sharing it with the masses.
Hey, I got caught up on a contradiction in chapter 2!
Right, that. So… this was written just after season 2, but before season 3. Yeah, that's about a whole year. He's a lazy butt, isn't he?
Don't even get me started on Child of Laughter. "Keep Calm and Flutter On" totally ruined it, so now I can never post it.
Geez louise.