Ed awoke. It wasn't sudden but he had started waking up as he felt rested now but groggy more or less. He opened his eyes slightly just to see his watch in front of him. He lazily brought up his hand, turning the top mechanism and then pushing the button on top of it opening the watch. He looked and saw that it was almost a quarter to nine in the morning and rubbed his face with his free hand. Satisfied that the day wasn't already over he closed the watch and went back into some more hibernation as he didn't feel like getting up. It was short lived. Suddenly the lights in the room switched on at full blast blinding Ed for merely a second as it burned his eyes.

"AHHHHH" He groaned at the light as he dug his head back into the couch shielding his eyes from the light.

"Whoa!" He heard from somewhere in the room as Ed recognized the voice.

Not wanting to be rude Ed rose from his sleep and rested his head on the head rest of the couch as he spotted Derpy standing in the middle of the room.

"Hey Derpy" Ed said causing the mare to jump as she sprung into the air floating mid-air in the large room.

"Ed!?" She questioned as she looked for him looking left and right in the room till she found his head resting on the couch across from her.

She flew to him going over his head. Though the action was rather pleasant for him as he saw she had a skirt on getting a closer look at her as she flew right over him. He got his head out of the clouds as he shook it and faced Derpy as she now stood in front of the couch.

"Is this your room?" She asked as she had spotted some of his stuff on the right side of the room as she entered in.

"Yeah, though I hardly think they needed it to be this big, yes, this is my room" Ed smirked as she now was sitting on the couch with him.

"Cooooool..." She said as she looked at the flat screen, it being rather large like the rest of the room.

He wondered if she had said cool because of his room or just solely the flat screen. He decided to not question it as he just threw her the remote, it landing in her lap as she jumped a little at its presence. She looked at the remote then to Ed as he just smiled.

"Go ahead, see what’s on" Ed said wondering if the flat screen even had any service.

She nodded as took the remote aiming it at the TV. Oh did it have service.

The TV turned on producing loud moans and grunts as Ed blinked and saw a couple going at it in the sheets. Ed's face lit up as he looked for the remote but already forgot that it was in Derpy hands. As he went to grab it he noticed that the mare was entranced by the show. With a slight blush and a distant look she just stared at the screen as the two ponies on it ponied it up or whatever the term was here in Equestria.

"Derpy!" He called loudly getting her attention as she turned to him with a still distant look before blinking and understanding what he wanted as his face was more than red than hers. She came back to reality as she quickly let her blush take her face and her hands turn of the TV as she hit a button on the remote. It only got worse. She just changed channels as it went to a mare down on her knees between a stallions legs making rather lewd sounds. Derpy eep'd as he tried another button trying to shut it off. Suddenly the volume boomed up making the sounds rather clear on what the mare was doing as it filled their ears with the surround sound getting every detail of the mares work full blast. Derpy was freaking out now like a little filly trying to quickly hide whatever dirty thing she found before her parents found her as she looked at the remote up and down trying to see which button hid the scene before her.

Beep.

Ed had put a hand over the mare’s hand pushing one of the buttons with his index finger turning off the TV himself. He was now sitting next to Derpy as he did it as they both stared at the remote before slowly looking to each other. Their faces were an inch apart and he could hear his heart beating fast as he looked at her face, the yearning in it as she parted her lips a little staring back at him. Ed gulped as he moved backwards on the couch only to clumsily fall backwards onto it as he now tried to get back rather quickly. He was an elbow up as he stopped. Derpy was on top of him as their faces close again as he was half up meeting her face as she was on all fours looking back at him.

Ed never thought of the mare this way, with her bubbly attitude and clumsy karma. Maybe it was her innocent personality that he grew to love about the mare that he saw as adorable. Now with her like this it was like some dark fantasy as he noticed more things about the mare as she had such lust on her face. He first noticed the cleavage she had as her shirt was unbuttoned leaving a wide gap to see clear at her round and busty baggage. He tried to ignore it but couldn't and only found himself staring at it more as he gulped. Another thing he noticed was how beautiful she looked as she had an expression on her face he had never seen before. It was exciting and hot as he wanted to do things to the mare now but mentally hit himself as he knew better not to. But somewhere else a little fellow was thinking differently clouding his judgment on the matter. He had always tried not to paid attention to the mares around him, he knew they were all pretty and that they were single but Ed felt that it was rude to stare at a woman and usually refrained to eyeing her up unless she was suspicious or Ed had a bad feeling about them. So when he talked to his mare friends he usually just did a quick scan of their face and body expressions just seeing if something was off or if they were alright and such. He never took in their size in the lower and upper sections of their body as it wasn't important to him. But now he was seeing Derpy as a mare, somebody he would kiss and make love to. He felt wrong but yet so right.

But alas he knew better and told his other party to shove it as he cleared his mind of dirty thoughts and felt his heart beat slow down.

"Derpy I-"

"Yo!"

Ed's eyes widened as he heard the mares voice. Vinyl. Then shortly followed by his other roommates as he heard the teacher, the drunk, and the rest of his neighbors as he heard them all talking at once. He paid attention as he heard his own personal roommates hearing Luna's voice among them. He didn't hear Octavia as she was probably her quiet self.

"Derpy I think-" He lips were interrupted as he felt the mare suddenly attack him planting her lips on his forcing him onto his back. She didn't stick her tongue on at first but he could feel her kisses get more passionate every kiss she gave as she took a breath here and there as he felt her hot breath on his face time to time as she had to huff out. She wasn't very experienced but she let her lust do all the work as she grabbed his head and ran her hands through his hair very slowly and repeatedly. Ed just closed his eyes and kissed back letting her do all the work as he felt his own lust come up and his other party start giving him ideas. He liked one of them as he brought his hand up to reach for the mare’s ass as he opened his eyes and reached.

He froze, there stood by the couch was Octavia as she stared down at him and the mare as Derpy was still working on him. She couldn't see the violinist but Ed could as he had her in his sights from his position. She just stood there with her same expressionless face as she turned her head looking over the couch.

"He's not here, we should wait for him upstairs" Octavia said causing Derpy to stop her kissing. She brought her head up a little as she looked at Octavia bringing a string of saliva with her lips from Ed's as she stared at the mare. Octavia just brought a finger saying. "Shhh" as she then left and walked around the couch leaving them. They both stood still as their hearts were pounding as they listened to the sounds of their roommates talking slowly fading from the room as the door could be heard closed. With that he looked back to the mare and she to him as they stared at each other. Derpy was the first to move as she brought herself off him sitting upright on the couch. Ed followed suit as he now sat up with her as they just stared at the screen trying not to look at each other.

Ed didn't know what he felt, was it guilt, shame? He just sighed as he didn't know what the mare was thinking. He slowly got up and stood in front of the mare lending his hand to her. She took it as he pulled her up from the couch and stood her up. She averted her eyes from him as he could see the blush on her face. He did the only thing he could think of. He slowly lowered his head giving a kiss on her forehead making the mare look at him. He just smiled at her getting a little one in return from her as her lips formed a small grin.

"We'll talk about it when you’re ready" Ed said as he gave her a hug which she gladly accepted. With that he let her go as she quickly walked away and went to the stairs. He just turned as he stopped himself from looking at her skirt and much more as he stared back at the screen. He heard a bang and an "Ow" as he heard the door open and close from the other side of the room. He just chuckled as he reminded himself she's the same mare he met and became friends with when he first came here. Yet he felt guilty as she now had to deal with three mares now giving Ed a headache.

"Why the hell was the channel on fucking porn" Ed said out loud cursing himself for not checking the channel. Was it a prank from Mr. Gold? Maybe but he didn't see Mr. Gold sitting her watching the porn on his flat screen as Ed thought better of the stallion. No it was someone else, who was in here earlier that could have changed the-

Ed just dead panned as he looked around and groaned.

"M!" He shouted getting a quick response from the ghost as she floated through the TV screen laughing her ass off.

"Hahahaha I'm sorry Ed I didn't think-"

*Snap*

Suddenly M stopped laughing as she tried to focus on what happened and only saw a bright light behind her. She looked at Ed and saw him with a mad expression on his face as he held a hand up like he just snapped his fingers. She looked behind her and saw that the TV and been lit on fire and only the TV as she saw that it was melting in a sudden flame around it.

"My TV!" She yelled as she tried to blow the flames away but couldn't as she couldn't touch them at all.

She whipped back to Ed and saw that he was already walking away.

"Ed wait!" She called as she flew behind him causing him to stop.

She floated to the ground and got to her knees as she pleaded.

"Please! Punish me! Anything but the TV!" She cried as he just slightly turned and looked over his shoulder at her giving her a cold look.

"It's already been done" Ed said as he turned his back on her and walked way.

M just slammed a fist on the floor as she felt tears start to form as she felt her body shake with grief. She looked up from the ground for a second as she saw Ed leave through the double doors never looking back as she left him to dwell on what she did. She looked back to the floor before throwing her head up and screaming.

"My porn!"

The Kitchen

Ed just ate his cereal as everypony around him did the same. There was a dead silence at the table as if somepony had just died. Just the crunching of cereal was the only thing to be heard as Ed ate his with anger at the stupid ghost and her prank.

"Stupid M, stupid flat screen TV with surround sound, stupid sexy porn" Ed thought to himself as he kept blaming them for making out with Derpy. As she thought of Derpy he stopped eating and looked over to her only getting a glimpse of her before she turned her head blushing as she did. He then looked over to Luna who was playing around with her food until she sensed him looking at him and smiled back at him dropping the pony's O's back into the bowl from levitation.

Ed just sighed as he turned back to his cereal lifting another spoonful before hearing the last person he wanted to talk to say something.

"What’s wrong Ed?"

He looked to who the voice belonged to and already knew it was Octavia but just wanted to stare daggers at her hoping she would explode or something.

"Yes you look a little upset" Cheerilee started.

"Mad" Vinyl added.

"Bananas" Berry Punch added snorting at her choice of words.

"Unsound" Spitfire added.

"Distracted" Trixie added.

"Unbalanced" Luna added.

"Hot"

Everypony kind of took a double take on the choice of words before turning to Derpy seeing her blush.

"I meant like heated" She said hoping everypony was convinced that that was what she meant.

Ed just raised an eyebrow at her before smiling.

"I'm fine just a little grumpy, I haven't had much sleep for a good week now" He said as she really meant he didn't get any sleep for a good week.

"Well you can sleep in because it's winter break right now so not a lot of ponies are going to work either way so you should relax and have fun while it last" Cheerilee said as she took a sip of her hot cocoa.

"Winter..." Ed let the word trail off before getting an idea.

"Let's go snowboarding!" He yelled with glee as he stood up slamming his hands on the table from sudden excitement.

"Snowboarding?" Everypony asked as Ed just grinned.

With everypony clueless he brought out his phone and quickly called a certain pony.

"[This is Twilight Sparkle]"

"Twilight are you back in town?" Ed asked as he hoped the answer was-

"[Yes?]"

"Twilight Sparkle, I know what were gonna do today"

2 o'clock PM, on a mountain near Ponyville

Ed looked at his list before looking back at the equipment. He counted the mane six, the CMC plus Spike and Diamond Tiara, all 8 of his roommates, his own and a spare just in case somepony else wanted to hangout too. He had a lot of snowboards and ski's just waiting to be used as he let out a breath and smiled. All he had to do now was wait. He stood there at the top of the mountain rather happy at the work he did getting good path set out all the way down the mountain. He even made one going up to make it easier for those that wanted to come back up. The way down had little ramps and curves, of course he set two paths, one with all the good stuff, and another with just a straight path with hills here and there to slow down the ponies that went down that path.

He was rather excited as he waited for his friends to arrive by kept on looking back to the starting line. He wondered how long they would take, he was pretty sure he told Twilight the right coordinates and he trusted her completely to navigate through the lands of Ponyville being that she lived her for more than he has. He wanted to wait but also wanted to go down the slope he had made with his transmutations. He sighed as he went and stood far back from the starting line as he could and with his snow board against one of the trees as he rested his back against it.

"I can wait......................."

"Fuck it" He smirked as he grabbed his snowboard and helmet.

The Gang

"Twilight I think were lost, maybe we should- mphf"

"Oh Spike my loyal companion, what would make you say that"

Twilight's map had been upside down the whole time she was leading the group, and when Spike had finally mentioned it she felt so embarrassed that she tried to backtrack to where they were but ended up getting more lost as luck was not on her side this time. At this point she had zipped Spikes mouth shut and her eye was twitching. Everypony kept their distance as she melted the snow around her with her anger.

"Look I'm pretty sure this is the path, it's paved and looks fresh, also the area next to us looks like it was just made as well" Twilight said as she pointed to the ramps and curves made in the snow.

"Look if anything let's just keep going I know this is it" She said with annoyance in her tone as she marched on.

Everypony just shrugged and followed suit not before Rainbow Dash flew up and hovered over the track.

"How bout I just fly up and see if he's there, I mean what if this snowboarding thing isn't even fu-" *Puff*

Everypony just watched as a figure was seen spinning through the air next to Rainbow as she suddenly had a snowball in her face. The figure landed with grace not before leaning back and digging a hand into the snowy ground stopping his descent down the slope. Everypony looked as they saw a red figure in a snow jacket take of its hood. Everypony smiled as they saw that it was Ed as he now took off his goggles. They saw that he was on a board which implied how he got down so fast and which made sense since they were going to be snowboarding as Ed had said.

He got off his board flipping it around as he deflected a incoming snowball sending it flying back to Rainbow Dash as he put it to his side and Rainbow fell into the snow.

"Who's ready for some fun!"

Author's Note

ERMEHGERD

Derpy and Ed huh, who would have thought :333333

Anyways expect more winter fun and trouble with Ed and the gang X3