"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry" The blonde mare kept saying as she bowed and bowed with each apology.

Ed grinned "It's cool Ditzy, I'm kinda used to it" he said rubbing the back of his neck.

"But it's not okay, I thought that you were a weird looking girl because of how your face was but then I realized that you must have been a girl because of how short you were and then..... Edward?" Derpy said as she saw Ed leaning against a wall.

"Every time..." he said silently to himself as he felt depression seep into his body and soul.

"What was that? Derpy said as she tapped him on the shoulder.

"Nothing Ditzy" He said smiling as he turned around and patted Derpy on the head "Just nothing"

"Oh... Well do you wanna meet your other neighbor's" Derpy said smiling with a shine in her eye.

"Neighbors?" Ed said puzzled at Derpy's sentence.

"Yeah! come on I'll introduce you to them" The mare said as she took Ed's hand and began to pull him through the hall.

"Wha- hold on Ditzy, Ditzy!" Ed begged as the Pegasus pulled him and suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong Edward don't you wanna meet your new neighbor's?" Derpy said in a sad voice.

"It's not it's just that maybe their bus-"

"Derpy is that you out there? Well if it is we don't have any towels so can you fetch one in the laundry room please" a voice said from a door nearby

The door opened to reveal a pink earth mare with light pink long hair that went all the way down her back. She also had nothing on and was soaking wet like she just got out of the shower. They both stared at each other for quite sometime until one of them spoke.

"Your not a mare are you" The naked mare said starting to blush.

"No... no I'm not" Ed said getting ready for the hit.

All of a sudden the mare screamed and slapped Ed sending him flying to the floor. She then slammed the door shut leaving Ed with a red mark on his face.

"Ugh" Ed groaned as he slowly got up and rubbed his face.

"Oops" Derpy said helping Ed up

"Ya... oops" Ed said sarcastically as he gave Derpy a stare causing her to grin and give a shrug.

"What's going on out there" a voice said nearby as a door was opened behind them.

Ed turned but instantly closed his eyes as he saw another naked mare, this time with black long hair and a violin and bow in hand.

"I'm so sorry I'll just go wait outside" Ed said turning in the direction he thought was the exit but suddenly slipped on a unknown object.

He fell face forward to the floor but managed to catch himself midway and roll into a crouching position. He opened his eyes to see where he was and the first thing he saw was a underwear. He looked up to see that the underwear belonged to a drunk looking pink mare that only had a bra on and seemed to look similar to the mare who just got out of the shower.

At this point Ed just closed his eyes and waited for the worst... he didn't hear anything for a few seconds and opened his eyes slightly to see the mare starting to lean towards him. He opened his eyes more and saw that the mare was actually falling on him and was too late to catch her as her body fell onto him, He hit the ground with a passed out mare on top of him and started to panic.

"Somebody help me!" Ed said as he tried to get up but was grabbed by the pink mare on top of him.

"s'dont leve meh" The mare said unconsciously as she held onto Ed forcing him back to the ground.

Ed kept trying to get the mare off him but with each attempt the mare got stronger and held him even tighter. After several attempts he finally gave up and let the mare win letting her sleep on top of him. He looked up to from the ground to see Derpy smiling at him and saying "sh" with her finger. Ed nodded and let defeat take him as he laid their with a half naked mare on top of him.

Several Minutes Later

Ed sat on a chair in the kitchen of the apartment while 4 mare's stood around him. One of them with daggers in her eyes.

"So... I'd like to apologize to you all for... you know..." Ed tried to find the right word's but couldn't seem to talk while the Pink mare with glasses seemed to be eyeing him the whole time. He finally sighed "Look I know that I should be arrested for what I sa- I mean did but that doesn't mean I did it on purpose... so I apologize for that I did"

All 4 mares looked at each other then nodded

"Well Derpy said you didn't mean it and I believe Derpy then most ponies I know so..." The Pink mare with glasses said while looking the away from him.

"So your're forgiven" she finally said letting the problem go.

Ed smiled and nodded "Thank you"

"But... that doesn't explain why you're here... Mr?"

"Edward Elric" A voice said from nearby cutting off the pink pony with glasses.

"Huh" Ed said looking for the voice to see a white unicorn with shades and headphones around her neck and light and dark blue hair approach the group.

"Viny!" Derpy said rushing to give the mare a hug "Back from your job already?"

"Naw the place had to close down cuz one of the speaker's blew out from to much bass" The mare said rubbing her neck seeming embarrassed.

"But ya this guy here is gonna be staying at home under Princesses order's" Viny said as she lifted her shades letting them rest on her head.

"Huh" The 3 mare's said except for the violin mare with the long black hair who seemed to be a mute.

"Yup so Derpy show him his room and where everything in the apartment is" Viny said leaving the room

"Wait that's it? I want some proof that he's from royalty or... or something" The pink pony with glasses said giving Viny a 'you can't be this serious' look.

Ed got out his wallet and showed the mare his ID.

Silence only fell for the mare as she took the ID and looked at it. After a few seconds she said "Human" out loud and looked at Ed.

"What's a human" She said looking confused.

"That's what I am" Ed said taking the ID back from the mare "I from another planet called Earth and I was accidentally teleported here about a day ago" Ed said as he smiled at the mare.

The mare looked at Ed more sadly now "So your away from home" she said

"Never had a home but just a place to stay" Ed said as he turned to Derpy "So where am I going to be sleeping at" Ed said walking next to the mare.

Derpy snapped to attention "This way sir!" she said pointing down a hallway.

"Lead on Ditzy" He said as the mare moved down the hall with him close behind.

In the kitchen the 3 mare's still stood with confused expressions on their face.

"He doesn't show it but he's in a lot of pain" The violin mare said quietly as she started walking to her room.

"Did Octavia just talk" The drunk pink mare said scratching the inside of her ear to make sure she heard right.

The pink pony with glasses was already heading back to her room with a sad look in her eyes.

Ed's Room

"Ditzy this room is pretty big" Ed said as he eyed the room.

The room itself looked like it could fit a family of 4 and it seemed too real to be true.

"Well the landlord that owned the place said that the room was cursed with a ghost and that whoever lived in here would be haunted" Derpy said rubbing the back of her head and grinning.

Ed just dead panned and brought out is phone. He went for through his contacts and found "Fatty" and called the number. He brought the phone up to his face and waited for the Princess to pick up.

*Click* "[Oh hey Shorty how's the new apartment]" Celestia said giggling over the phone as she picked up.

"You did this didn't you" Ed said growling into the phone.

"[Well I may have had to pull a few strings in order to get you a room and that was all they were willing to give so yup" Celestia chuckled still trying to hide her laugh.

"Well who is the dam landlord I wanna speak with this guy" Ed said getting angry now

"[Pffhhtttt It's me! HAHAHAHAHAHA]" *Click*

Ed hung up the phone and looked at the room before him. One bed, a desk with a lamp and a window, oh and it was on the second floor. It wasn't too bad, lots of space and it looked like no body had even lived in here for ages so it was practically brand new... that didn't help Ed convince him that there wasn't something cursed about this room. He turned to Derpy and bowed.

"Thanks Ditzy for letting me stay in your room for tonight" He said suddenly which made the mare giggle.

"Sorry Edward but a girl's gotta have her privacy" Derpy said giving a soft smile which Ed couldn't defeat no matter what kind of excuse he would make.

"Well thanks anyway Ditzy" Ed sighed as he entered his room getting a chill as he did.

"I told you Edward... my friends call me Derpy" she said smiling as Ed turned around and grinned.

"Well thanks Derpy, I guess I'll call if I need anything" Ed said as Derpy nodded and went away.

Ed shut his door and looked around the room.

"There's nothing cursed here and I don't even see a ghost" Ed said scoffing to boost his bravery.

~~"That's what you think"~~

"...Eh?"

Author's Note

If you don't know where I got the idea for Ed living In a apartment full of women you can thank my friend Kyou for giving me the idea from an anime called Love Hina.

Also the Ponies that are living in the Apartment with Ed are Vinyl, Octavia, Derpy and Berry Punch. The plus one from the comments is Cheerilee and the two to come are still a secret until next time on Fullmetal Human.

Also I already have an Idea for who the ghost should be :3 but I wanna hear any ideas any of you have okay