Shining Armor has a meeting to go to with Luna and Twilight, so that leaves Cadence all by her lonesome for the next three weeks with absolutely no way of coping with her heat cycles. The only thing is, Shining was kind enough to provide her with a method of relief in a small, wooden box.

This entire story is very loosely based on a joke that me and my friends used to use back in high school when we were even younger and more immature than nowadays. (yes, it's possible.) If you guys would like some more similar fics from other good sex jokes, please leave a comment below and subscribe. (Wait, this isn't youtube.) :facehoof: