Hello i want to kill you right now

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, Princess Celestia was bored. Now, when i say bored, I don't mean how you feel when you're bored, lying on the couch, watching tv with nothing even remotely good on. NO. This was Divine bored and when you're divine bored, if you don't alleviate the problem, there is a high chance that the world will esplode. So, Celestia decided to rectify the problem.

"Gah! I'm so fucking bored!" Celestia screamed to the wind, her pony canterlot voice reaching all the way to ponyville.

"Then go fucking masturbate or something ya ugly ol' fat piece of horse shit," her sister Princess Luna said.

Princess Celestia was the sky monarch. She controlled the fucking sun, it's on her fucking ass, so she didn't take shit offa nobody. So she slapped that little bitch around and threw her at the moon, where she landed in a bloody spray, dying on impact. As Celestia huffed away, she paused to think, that was oddly stress relieving.

Celestia knew what had to be done. She quickly got her IPOD (cause steve jobs didn't die, Celestia just kidnapped him) and put on her favorite album, I GET WET BY ANDREW WK, and flew out of the castle and high into the sky, staring down at her precious little ponies. Her figure was visible by the light of the moon as she hovered overhead and ponies came to look at their monarch majestic poniness as she slowly gathered energy via horn and blasted them all into oblivion.

The screams and shouts of her little ponies only increased her desire for carnage so she flew over to the neighboring town of ponyville and slowly crept up to her FAITHFUL STUDENT TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S TREEHOUSE where she witnessed Twilight having an orgy. Celestia got pissed at that. HOW DARE SHE HAVE A PARTY WITHOUT HER!?!?! THAT hOOKER!!!!!!

She flew up into the sky again and pointed her magically shiny white horn at the sparkle residence she fired! With a scream of "MIDGET CUNT!" PONYVILLE EXPLODED Now it was to her favorite song, Ready to die and she was feeling the lust for carnage, so she quickly caught the exploded head of Twilight Sparkle and placed it on her own cranium.

She thought Twilight would be lonely alone on her head so she grabbed bits and pieces of her friends and placed them on their corresponding pieces. Rainbow's tail was on her own, Applejack's cutie mark was next to hers and so was Rarity's, She had all four of Fluttershy's hooves and Pinkie Pie's hair was on top of her own. Then she flew off for more destruction.

Eventually she reached the Crystal Empire. Her killing had awakened strong sexual urges in her nether regions and she knew Cadence was ever the whore and would always include her aunt in her orgies, so she flew over to the castle and knocked on the doors. Cadence opened the door and smiled broadly at her aunt.

"Aunty Celestia! We were wondering when you'd get here!"

Celestia's murderous rage then fizzled out and she had the best orgy of her 2,000 year life, and that's saying something! So she partied and sexed and drugged her head off until she O-FACED so hard she shot a beam of pure energy at the sun, frying everyone and killing the universe, except for her, she traveled back to her home planet and got scolded by her parents. Then they sent her to her room, because she was only two years old in Alicorn reckoning.!