NOW THEN! ONTO THE STORY

Now, as Celestia threw her severely bitch slapped sister into her Celestial body, many thoughts raced through Luna's mind. The most prevalent thought she had (before she esploded) was that if she ever saw that cracker bitch again she was gonna take a spoon and shove it so far into her eye that she could scoop out her brain and make her eat it! But she hit the moon, so that was out of the question.

Instead of her diabolical and strangely detailed plot for her sister's disgusting demise, she instead decided to do some simple building. (after she reassembled herself, of course. I really didn't need to say that, but some of you guy's are dumbasses. I won't apoligize for that.)

So luna went to work. She made up a schematic for the biggest laser you've ever seen and started her building phase. After many failed attempts, she finally created a working death ray. Here's what it looked like.

So know that her ~~pen~~- laser was finished, Luna trained her sights on the planet. She tracked down Celestia and waited for a sufficient charge of sexual lust to fire her laser. She waited and waited, all the time watching her sister have creepy fucking sexs with 17 stallions all at once. Then, as her sister O-faced, the laser charged completely and luna fired. A great, white, salty, somewhat sticky laser beam hurtled at the planet and it esploded. Satisfied with her handiwork, Luna trotted through the stars, back on to her house, where no one knew she actually blew up the planet and she didn't get in trouble with her parents.

And so Luna spent the next 17,000 years, growing up on Alicornia, laughing at her sister's misfortunes.She never got in trouble, and only had pregnancy scares three times during those 17,000 years. That's pretty damn good considering how many backwater hicks get pregnant the first time they do the nasty. Or for that matter any girl, mostly just sluts. I know a few and so do you. Whores, all of them.

Back on track now. Luna became a total slut bag. Celestia became a stand up member of society and eventually became the ruler of the universe. She married her brother in traditional Alicorn tradition and Luna married their third cousin. Luna eventually got off the drugs and diarchy returned!.Everybody was happY!

And that bitch Cadence died.

LAST THREE WORDS

Author's Note

This chapter is only here because i need one thousand words to publish this story, so this is the story of what Luna did on the moon, Because she really didn't die on impact. She's an alicorn. She survived it once before. If she can't survive losing almost all her blood and hitting the moon so hard that her bones turn to powder and she creates a crater the size of your mom's ass, then she'd be a pretty shitty alicorn, wouldn't she? NO, she wouldn't.

I don't actually hate Cadence btw. I only hate three ponies.