^Second verse, same as the first^
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When the benevolent ruler of Equestria gets pissy, you'd best step aside 'fore she sends you to the mother frackin' moon. Or, you know, just rapes the *swear word* out of you and kills you and your friends. Either way, this is bound to be a good story. Or not. Probably not. I doubt you'll like this story very much. But that's okay! I just like sharing my brain's poop.