Even a mare like Twilight needs a little love and pleasing, and as it turns out she has an ongoing relationship with her vacuum. However, her goods are simply incapable of getting said implement off, so one day she tries her hoof at a spell that will give her everything she needs to please her beloved…

If you're wondering what drove me to write this, watch Scary Movie to find my inspiration. It's a great movie if you're at all like me, and if not, what are you doing on this page anyways? Go, watch it now! :D Also, thank you Stiggerzz for being Stiggerzz. ;)