So my name is Mitchel and I am the best thief thief is. Allow me to explain. Think back to every secret agent movie you've ever seen. Now, name one movie where the spy manages to secure the goods before he even considers stealing them. Yeah, that's right, when I rob banks, guards always report me leaving with the money before I show up to take it. Long story short, I accidentally blew my own brains out and created a massive paradox. Then I woke up in the land of adorable ponies or as I like to call it: Hell.