My Little Raptor

I snorted a little when my nose started working, only to growl at the door. Stupid door, wish you never existed so you couldn't get slammed into my face!

Flutters walked up to the door, and knocked softly, only to get grabbed in by some purple aura...wut just happened?

"Flutters, are you okay?" I asked through the door.

"I'm fine." A faint voice answered back.

"Can you please talk some sense into this girl? I'm not good with talking to people." I asked, standing there.

"Alright." Flutter said, then there was the trotting of hooves, moving away.

Rainbow stood next to me, tapping one of her forearms on the ground impatiently. "What's taking them so long?" She asked, growling.

"They're talking...or having sex, either way works for me as long as I don't get a door shut on my snout." I said, smiling at RD's blushing face. "I was joking about the sex part, but they're talking." I said, making RD smile, but still blush.

Soon the door opened by a purple aura, and Flutters smiled and waved at me. she was on a couch. Wait, why is there a couch in the middle of a library? You know what, I don't even want to know.

"Pinkie, come-" Suddenly, a pink blur rushed past me and tackled the purple unicorn into a hug. "-on." She is a God damned troll, and she's pink, and she defies the laws of physics...that's why I respect her.

"Rainbow, come on, we have explaining to do to the purple unicorn and dragon." I said, walking in, my claws scraping the floor, making marks. I looked down to see the marks, and blushed. "Sorry about the floor, still getting used to the Raptor feet."

"It's alright, Spike will clean it later." The unicorn thing said. Then I noticed she had wings. I remember their race, I think it was a Alicorn, or something like that.

"I'll take care of it. It is my fault, after all." I said, walking it, raising my big toe claw so it wouldn't scratch the floor.

"So, who and what are you?" The unicorn Pegasus thing asked me.

"My name's Dartagnen Drake Agundez. Drake means Dragon, and Agundez means sun over the Pyamese mountains." I said, smiling. "But you can call me Dart for short." I added.

"So that answers one question. So, what's the other answer?" The hybrid said.

"I used to be Human, but now I'm a Deinonychus. Well, I look like one, but I'm about the size of a Velociraptor, so you can call me a Raptor if you want." I said, my nerd side taking over.

"I'm also known as a Dinosaur, which means 'Terrible Lizard', even though more related to birds and crocodilians than other reptiles. Does that explain some things to you?"

I looked at her, to see she was taking notes. "I never got your name." I offered, thinking she forgot.

she blushed, and put the notes down. "My name's Twilight Sparkle."

"What's up with all the weird names around here?" I asked, looking at all of them.

"Our name's are weird? Try your. You're one weird dragon!" Twilight said, making me hiss like a Velociraptor from Jurassic Park, making her step back.

"For the last fuckin' time, I'm not a God damn dragon! I just took one down today, and everyone assumes that I am one." I said, growling at the air. "Whatever. So, I don't breathe fire, or have wings, yet you assume I'm a dragon? That's like thinking Pteranadon is a dinosaur!"

"What?" Twilight asked, not getting the Pteranadon.

"Big flying reptile that doesn't breathe fire. Just like a Pterodactyle, except those have long tails to help them fly. Pteranadons don't have long tails to help them fly, because their lighter weight, or giant wings help them fly." I explained, putting on some glasses Pinkie handed to me. "I could draw a picture if you want." I offered, and Twilight Sparkle shook her head, grabbing the notes and pen, feather thing with her aura.

"Are you magical in any way?" Twilight asked me.

"Unless you call ripping people's throats out magical, then no, I'm not in any way magic related." I answered, making her sweat. "Don't worry, I'm an omnivore, meaning I can eat both plants and meat, even though I look like a meat eater, my brain is still human, and things taste the same from home."

She smiled, then jotted something down. "Alright, so what's your favorite...di-no-saur?" She asked, knowing I was telling the truth about being a human.

"If you ask me, Raptors are second, Spinosaurus third, but my Favorite Dinosaur is the Tyrant himself, T-Rex. You want me to draw her?" I said, thinking about all the facts about T-Rex.

She nodded, then gave me a piece of paper, and a pen, feather...whatever the fuck the writing tool was called. I then started to draw a picture of one of my favorite movies, Jurassic Park.

"There you go!" I said, happy with my drawing, then handing it to Twilight. When she saw the picture, he jaw dropped to the floor, literally, making me laugh as I looked at her. RD and Pinkie saw this as well, and started laughing with me. Fluttershy attempted to cover her laughing, but failed, and started laughing with us.

"Oh my God, your face! Priceless!" I said, panting as we stopped laughing. "So, who's the purple dragon I saw earlier? He seemed pretty cool."

Suddenly, the dragon made an entrance with a pink apron, with a heart in the middle, carrying a tray of tea. I sniffed the air, then walked over to Spike. He freaked out a little when he saw me, but calmed down as I sniffed the tea.

"Little dude, is this Sweet Tea?" I asked the purple dragon who only nodded, scared of me. I quickly grabbed the cut, and smiled at him. "Thanks. By the way, nice apron. When I was a kid, I used wear one like that, except it didn't have a heart on it." I said, smiling as I sat down, and sipped the tea. "What's your name?"

"My name's Spike." Spike said, smiling at me.

"My name's Dartagnen Drake Agundez." I said, but before he could try to pronounce it, I quickly added, "You can call me Dart though."

"Dart, cool name." Spike said, and I smiled.

"Thanks." I said, then I sipped the tea.