Exactly what it says on the tin, people.

In Equestria's darkest hour, two unlikely heroes will show the world exactly why the princess of the sun is regarded as the highest figure of authority, why she is considered the most powerful being on the planet, and why she is so reluctant to show it.

Don't expect any of the following in this story: explanations, intelligence, my dignity.
Do expect, however: action, explosions, and a stunning display of my idiocy.

If anyone would like to suggest a better cover image or volunteer to create one, knock yourselves out.