Day hamanahamana in Equestria. Walking through Ponyville. See Apple Jack.

"Well, hey there, Anon!" She says.

"Hey, Apple Jack" you reply. "Did you know you've never been on one of my one shots before?"

"Well, no Ah didn't."

"Yep. Well see you later."

You jump on your motorcycle and ramp through a flaming hoop over a t-rex and land in a swimming pool filled with naked chicks.

Today was a good day

Author's Note

I used to spell Applejack as two words to bother a friend of mine.