Day 195 in Equestria. Constant Flutterrape attempts are running you ragged. Apple Jack comes up with a plan to stop her. For an inbred, uneducated hick without a full set of teeth between her whole family, she's a real bro.

She builds a scarecrow, stuffing it's clothes with straw, and straps a dragon dildo from her personal collection to its crotch. You leave it lying in the road. Hiding behind a tree, you call out. "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up."

Before you can blink, Fluttershy is there, humping the decoy. You activate the explosives hidden in the dildo, sending chunks of slut everywhere.

"Thanks, Apple Jack! That was a great idea!"

Suddenly, you're pulled off your feet and hog-tied.

"With her out of the way, Ah ain't got no more competition!"

"Apple Jack! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

And she rapes you. Her pony pussy stinks and burns your skin because southern ponies never bathe. You puke all over yourself, but that only makes her hornier because southern ponies are into some fucked up shit.

"Hey Anon, what's 1+1?"

She asks because southern ponies are retarded.

Today was a bad day.

Author's Note

This one was also to annoy my friend. I don't dislike Applejack.