Today was a [adjective] day

Day #*$% in Equestria. You're lying in bed when suddenly you feel something crawling over you. ALL over you. You jerk the sheets back to discover your personal hell.

It's Rarity. About 50 of her. The size of rats. They all keep saying the same thing.

"Darling! Darling! Darling!"

You leap from your bed, but they cling to you. As they swarm over you, you try to run. Out in the hallway you trip and fall down the stairs. You wake up screaming and Fluttershy jumps back in fright. It was all just a dream.

"I take it sleepy-tickles isn't your fetish?"

You look at Fluttershy. You've never been happier to see her. Grabbing her, you plant a deep kiss on her lips. She's stunned as you pull away.

"Oh, Anonymous!"

She goes for another, but you pick her up and toss her out the window. You go back to bed smiling.

Today was a good day.