Today was a [adjective] day

Day 330 in Equestria. You are walking through a dungeon. You are dressed in heavy armor, and in your hands you hold a gigantic axe. With you is Twilight. She's dressed in flowing robes and a wizard hat. Fluttershy is also there. She's a bear. Ahead of you, you see hideous, twisted creatures, impeding your progress.

"Ok. Twilight, you attack the closest one and get his attention. Then, Fluttershy, you keep his attention off us while we take care of him. Ready?"

"Ready!" Twilight says.

Fluttershy doesn't answer. She runs straight ahead, into the group of monsters. They tear her to pieces in seconds, then turn to you. Twilight tries to run, but she's taken down. You do your best to stand and fight, but it's no use. With a cry of rage, you succumb to death.

You stand from your chair, put on your coat, and leave the house. A few minutes later, you arrive at Fluttershy's cottage. You enter without knocking. You find Fluttershy at her computer.

"Oh, Anon, what are you doing-"

You grab her keyboard off the desk, and smash it to pieces over her face.

"LEARN TO FUCKING TANK."

Today was a bad day.