Day $*%)2( in Equestria. You're sitting in your living room. You hear your front door slowly open. The door hinge is rusty. Whoever is opening it is trying to be stealthy, but they're just making a long, cringe inducing creak. Out of the corner of your eye, you see a flash of yellow run behind you. With a sigh, you reach behind the couch. You pick Fluttershy up by her mane. You shake your head and throw her through the window. Walking to the front, you close the door.

A few seconds later, you hear a knock. Surprise, it's Fluttershy. She's cut and bleeding from the broken glass.

"Anonymous, is defenestration your fetish?"

"Why, yes it is! Took you long enough to find out!"

You invite her inside and you make sweet, sweet love. Then you throw her through the window.

Today was a good day.

Author's Note

Persistent with this window thing, wasn't I?