Harmony's Decent into Twilight

Prologue: The Erotic Entrance of a New Alicorn

This is the beginning of an EMPIRE that would claim millions of ponies lives.

Back on a little planet called earth, there was a strikingly handsome lad named Copper. He was bullied all his life by people who were jealous of his special talent. He liked to create big sculptures of art in the shape of pwnes that were hideous and so grand of scale, everyone was forced to simply adore it; of course, that’s what you do to make an autistic person, happy. He secretly loved the show My little pony, because he knew everyone would hate him if they find out; not everyone can see the real beauty of pones. So, he never admitted it to no one, and he deemed himself, a closet brony. He still liked to go onto pony sites, but hated everyone on there because they were all jealous of his magnificent and undoubtedly, unmatched artistic talent. One could infer that this made him somewhat of a narcissist, but they just weren’t looking deep enough.

One day after a long day of playing a long game of basketball with his friends -- whom he held much pent up aggression towards -- he returned to his house where, his parents would constantly beat him using such items as belts, pans, rolling pins, and burning cucumbers. The worst being the pesticide ridden pinnable. He went onto his father’s computer, and after he had deleted numerous dirty pictures of various plants and camels, went onto his favorite website of them all: Facebook. After checking to make sure he still had over nine thousand friends -- whom he held pent up aggression towards -- he proceeded to delete his account becuase he knew it was bad to seek attention from people on the internets. He then turned on Netflix so that he could watch his favorite show of all time:  He-man. You thought he was going to watch My Little Pony, huh? Wrong. Copper was too awesome to be caught doing that on his father’s computer. He has a secret room for that; down the basement he goes.

With his beautiful singing voice he began to sing the My Little Pwni theme song in a much better way than any of the characters did. It didn’t matter if the dogs all started to howl when he started to sing; he just accepted it as them wanting to join in. After watching a few episodes, he began to tire of eating his Doritos and drinking his Jebus Guarana, mixed with Kool Aide. Idly, he stroked his chin, wishing he was old enough to grow a beard or a moustache, but so far nothing. He went to the mini fridge in the back of the room and grabbed himself a banana. It was good for him to maintain his amazing hourglass figure. Seriously, he had great abs that all the men swooned over. Especially his present girlfriend, Suzy Starfire Raven Shore. Oh, how she loved to swoon all over his abs. He never actually met her in real life of course. No, she was just a girl he had met on the internet, who had befriended him and who liked his singing voice. They had daily video chats, but for some reason she was sick today. It made him sad that she couldn’t see him eat his banana on camera. For some reason, she always looked turned on when he does such activity.

After long hours of watching streams on Netflix, and eating potassium-loaded fruit, he suddenly felt dizzy. Laying down on the cold, semented floor, he passed out, thinking as this might be his final day. He muttered indistinguishable words, mostly expletives like, “Goshdarn” and “Dangnabit”. As he finally said his final words, “Golly I love Ponies”, a rotten tooth fell out of his mouth. He stared at his baby tooth and then smiled; a yellow smile that came from all the Doritos he inhaled. He was only thirteen-years-old, and now he was almost like a real man now, and real men gets free wishes.

“First, I want my girlfriend Suzy Starfire Raven Shores to be here in person.” Suddenly in a whiff of magic dust, his girlfriend who was incredibly erotic, and not fat at all, but lacking bust size appeared in his muscular arms. “Suzy!?” he asked, unable to believe his dusty eyes.

“Yes, my love. It is I. Kiss me you fool!” And the kissing they had was extremely erotic, and gave an eight year-old a boner somewhere. But that was not the end of it. No, their passion for each other knew no bounds, but neither one really knew how to continue so they stopped. Already bored with his first wish, he moved onto his next wish. Pushing her girlfriend with his Dorito-covered hands, he tried to think of another one that could satisfy his needs.

“I want an AK-47 with dual-mags, breach loading, double barreled, a combi-acog widescreen plasma scope, cloaking device for nerf-warfare and a holographic sight with a grenade launcher and a chainsaw bayonet at the end! Oh, and a C4 bomb, because I ain’t a complete terrorist without it.” And just like that, the obviously superior gun and C4 explosive appeared in his hands. Looking at the magnificent weaponry, Copper felt himself getting wet. Seriously, even boys can get wet! He spilled his Coke all over his pants, getting them all sticky. But Copper also felt something else in his pants. A loose Dorito chip. He pulled it out and thought of eating it but instead put it away. “I’m done with Doritos!” he said heroically. “Who needs chips when you have an assault rifle?”

Unfortunately, like the silly silly person he was, he forgot to request ammo for his gun. That’s extra. even for magic wishes. Gotta be careful about that hubris. Miffed that his beast gun was nothing but a wading pile of crap without ammo, he tossed it into the garbage can. Despondent, he reached for the lone Dorito chip that had fallen in his lap and carefully chewed it before swallowing and sighing in defeat.

“Copper, “ his erotic girlfriend called to him. “Since there’s nothing left to eat, or watch, or shoot, why don’t we do something together...?” Suzy Starfire Raven Shores batted her eyes at her boyfriend like she had seen people on TV do in 50’s sitcoms. She didn’t know what it meant, or what it signified, but maybe it would give Copper some ideas. It always seemed to work for Lucy.

“Wait… I’m thinking…” Copper stroke his chin to help him think of another wish, but soon found it ineffective. “Damn it! I wish I have a beard to caress, just like one of those action movie stars’ have!” in a blink of an eye, a puffy beard appeared on his chin, completing his broke-back Mexican look. It was still strangely er0tic, specially that the beard matches his muscles and strong chin. “Better…” now, with Copper’s new beard, he placed a hand on his sexy facial hair, moving it up and down in a slow pace. “Now I only have one wish left. Darn. What… will… I... do... next… Aha!” he suddenly yelled at the top of his lungs, scaring people within ten feet near their house. “Of course!” He looked at Suzy Starfire Raven Shores in the erotic way that he always did, and she swooned but that wasn’t his intention. No, he had the perfect idea. It was going to be great. It was the best idea he ever had before. It was the greatest idea that anybody had ever had in the history of the world.

“I want to go to Equestria and go on a super awesome kawaii desu desu sugoi adventure of magnificence infinite!!!!1” there was a thunderclap from outside, the power in the room seemed to flicker and from a place seemingly far away yet strangely in the same room, a glowing light appeared. It started swirling around, colours dancing on it’s face as it swirled faster and faster. Copper and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores started to feel dizzy as they watched the light swirl around faster and faster before it suddenly engulfed them, and they were transported from the basement and reappeared in a green, grassy field.

The touch of grass made him feel rather uncomfortable in his pants. There were grass trimmings in his underwear. It was an odd sensation as for some reason; he was still wearing the same clothes as he had when he left but now they weren’t quite fitting right. His two hands felt like oversized rolls of salami, when he looked down he noticed they were actually rust-colored hooves (whoda thunk!) They were throwing him off slightly. As was the underwear with grass trimmings that were currently riding up on him. He struggled with his clothes, only to find that it wasn’t grass trimmings, but he had an actual tail. Somehow he was no longer Copper, the masculine, handsome dashing boy. No, he was Copper the masculine, handsome dashing colt! Suzy Starfire Raven Shores was also a female pony; a sexy female whorse with an even sexier cutie mark. Yet, she was still less dashing than him, because she’s still lacking the appropriate bust size, even for mares.

But, oh no! He didn’t have a cutie mark on his sexy flank! He felt sad for a second, then remembered that he was in Equestria. But, oh no! He didn’t remember who he was anymore! He remembered that he was a human and that his girlfriend was not as smexy as him, but he couldn’t even remember what he had eaten for breakfast this morning.

Glancing around, he noticed that they were not the only ones in the field. Ponies in different colors surrounded them, but they all have something in common: they were all stallions. The ponies had an almost hungry look about them and it was directed on Copper, himself. They must simply be surprised to see such a handsome and masculine pony show up in the middle of the field, he thought to himself and was about to say something, when the largest of the ponies walked towards them. He was huge with a beefy physique, a slightly psychotic look in his eyes and strangely tiny wings.

“YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” the pony screamed and then launched himself at Copper, knocking him onto his stomach, and making him let out an “oof” as the air in his lungs escaped. Copper felt a strange sensation near his tail as if something hard was poking him in the rear. Copper knew immediately what it was, and with a strength that he didn’t know he had, he threw the huge pegasus off his back. The ponies that had been gathering around him fell back a few steps, surprised at his p-p-p-powerbook!!! Then as one, they all kneeled and bowed their heads towards him.

Finally, some respect, but why? Copper thought. He looked around, trying to see if he could find the answer he was looking for in his surrounding. But the only thing he could see other than his smexy girlfriend and the bunch of stallions kneeling in front of him was a large banner reading, “Third Annual Colt Cuddlers’ Picnic” It was then that he saw his shadow and noticed for the first time that he not only had a horn, but wings as well. “By the Power of Greyskull!” he did not know where he had learned that phrase, or why he had said that, but he did not care. “I’m an Alicorn!” Then he stopped because he had no idea what an Alicorn actually was, except he happened to be one. He struck a heroic pose; his wings outstretched; his head held high; a foreleg raised and Suzy Starfire Raven Shores stroking it like she was polishing a baseball bat. She swooned over his horse abs like the whorse she was and they both looked so incredibly erotic in that pose.

“Woooooow!” a voice suddenly called out, catching the two erotic couple’s attention. They turned to see a group of six pastel-colored ponies heading in their direction, yet strangely, these ponies were mares. Copper was about to ask what they were doing near a Colt Cuddlers’ picnic, when they heard another voice calling from the other direction.

“Good afternoon. I wasn’t aware that there was another Alicorn in Equestria. And a very erotic one...” The speaker was a tall, white Alicorn with a flowing, multi-colored mane of sunshine and lollipops. She was flanked by a smaller, dark Alicorn with a flowing mane made out of black plasma, filled with stars, and a pink Alicorn with a rather, sedate but colourful mane of several colours, with erotic -- yet creepy -- eyes, but nopony really cared about her.

Copper looked over to where they had come from and saw another banner hung by the trees. “9,001st Annual Alicorn Picnic for Alicorns” The white Alicorn looked at Copper and his marefriend and asked, “Would you care to join us?” The way that she asked made Copper feel funny, as if she wanted to eat him or something, but at the same time, he thought that ponies can’t eat meat, so that’s just silly.

“I’d love to,“ and he, along with Suzy Starfire Raven Shores joined the other Alicorns and the six pastel ponies, one of whom was also an Alicorn, at their picnic. As they sat down on the blanket and enjoyed the food Copper couldn’t help but think that his life was just going to get better from here on in. Not that he could remember anything previous to waking up in that field but something told him that only good things were to happen from now on.

In a far off place, a Draconequis shivered. It was time for him to have some fun once again.