The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

When Apple Bloom got to Canterlot, she asked a pony where the Clam was. They said it was in the middle of town. Apple Bloom said "Thank you. I have to go there now and Meet Octavia." "I am Octaiva. What do you want little one?" "I want to join The Canterlot Royal Marching Band so Twilight's spell can be completed, and I can get hands." "Why would you ever want hands?" "I need hands to defeat OpTic_Luna in Black OpsII so I can get my quick scoping cutie mark! " proclaimed Apple Bloom. :I see. You can join the marching band. What do you play?" asked Octavia. "I play uhhhhh...." as Apple Bloom thought of what she could play, it hit her: she couldn't play any instruments. "II play the spoons." she said to Octavia. "The spoons you say? Great. We are in great need of a good spoons player. You are in. Meet me at the Clam in half an hour." said Octavia. "Okay, I will be there. Thank you so very much." But then another thing hit Apple Bloom: she could not play the spoons.

She went to the nearest restaurant and requested two spoons. "You have to order something to get spoons ma'm." said the waiter. "Fine. I will have the Endless Pasta Dish please." "Okay right this way ma'm." Thank Celestia Canterlot got an Olive Garden recently. thought Apple Bloom. After about 5 minuets, the Endless Pasta Dish arrived. "You cannot leave until you finish the dish, that is our policy and it is on the contract you signed." said the waiter. "Whatever, I will eat it all." But yet again, Apple Bloom had another thought: It is called endless for a reason. The dish would never be empty. Therefore, she could never leave the Olive Garden. She took the spoons and began looking for a way out. She went to the bathroom and thought of what to do. She then saw an open window. She jumped through it and escaped Olive Garden safely(Input Final Fantasy theme here) she then said to her self "Okay I have to find someone who can play the spoons quickly I only have 45 minuets left."

She went to down town and held up a sign that said "Spoons Teacher Wanted" She then got a snooty guy who approached her. "Are you interested in learning the ways of the spoons?" asked the man in a very, proper New York style voice. "Yeah, I am." said Apple Bloom. "Okay, very well then. We will start with something simple: Follow after me: We shall play The Super Pony Sisters theme song. Okay, ready go." Apple Bloom could not believe she was actually playing the spoons. "That is wonderful!" said the man. "Lest's try something a little harder. More than a Felling by Boston. Do you know that one?" asked the man. "Yeah I do. That is my big brother, Big Mac's favorite song." said Apple Bloom. "Okay then. Let's begin." Again, Apple Bloom played the song flawlessly. "Well, you are a natural born spoons player my dear." said the man. "Let us try one more song." said the man. "California Girls by Katy Perry. You know that one I presume?" said the man. "Of Course I do" said Apple Bloom. I fell in love with that guy down the street that nopony really knows listening to this song." said Apple Bloom. Can you guess what happened? She Played it so well, her spoons burst into flames. She now had to go to the nearest spoons store to buy flame proof spoons so that this would not happen when she was marching in the band. "Take care little one and take these." He presented her with Nike Hyper Dunks. "These are the new Nike Hyper Dunks. They are perfect for marching." "Thank you kind sir. I have to be on my way now." said Apple Bloom.

Apple Bloom had to go to the Clam now to meet Octavia and try out and show off her spoon skills. "Okay little one, show me what you've got." said Octavia. Apple bloom decided to play Under Pressure by Queen. She played them so well, Octavia fainted and payed her 100 bits to join the Royal Canterlot Marching Band. Octavia asked her to play one more song, so she did. She played All Star by Smash Mouth. Again, Octavia payed her DOUBLE to join the marching band. 200 bits is like more than Bill Gates in USD. She needed to march in the band to receive hands, so she went to Ponyville to make Rarity make her a marching uniform.