The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

Apple Bloom marched right over to Carousel Boutique. When she got in, she screamed "Hey Rarity! Can you make me a marching band uniform so Twilight's spell can be completed and I can get hands and I can beat OpTic_Luna in a quick scope match and I can get my cutie mark in quick scoping?" asked Apple Bloom. "Yeah sure okay whatever. What color do you want it to be?" asked Rarity in a voice that sounded like she could care less about the uniform. "I would like it to be Blue and White. And make it match my Nike Hyper Dunks please." said Apple Bloom. "Okay sure whatever." said Rarity. "Where the hell did you get those Hyper Dunks? They are like the best shoes ever. You know what, never mind That doesn't matter." said Rarity. "Rarity can I ask you a question?" "Sure." "Is your sister a robot?" "Yeah probably. I dunno and don't really care." said Rarity. "She keeps calling the Cutie Mark Crusaders "Friendship Acquisition Program". That is something a robot would, say don't you think so?" asked Apple Bloom. "Yeah probably. I guess. Kinda a bit. Not really." said Rarity. "Your uniform will be done soon so please go bother someone else like Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie." said Rarity. "all righty then," said Apple Bloom. "And by the way, how is Brad doing?" asked Apple Bloom. "Oh he is good, but he keeps dressing up like Nicholas Cage and it is hella annoying. Now go, I must be alone with my work!" said Rarity. "Fine bye then." said Apple Bloom.

I wonder where Rainbow is. She owes me 7 bits for that bet I won. "Hey Rainbow Dash you owe me 7 bits because we bet on that race and I bet a Pimp Named Slick Back would hit Chris-tall harder. You lost can I have my 7 bits now please??" asked Apple Bloom. "Sure whatever. Here ya go kid stay awesome!" said Rainbow. "Okay thank you Rainbow! Better go check on my uniform now."

"Rarity is it done yet" " Yeah I just finished. Here wear the Nike Elites with those Hyper Dunks." "Okay thanks will do. I have to be at the Clam now by." "Okay by see ya later. Tell Sweetie Belle she is smaller than me." "Okay will do." Now to get to the Clam.

"Hey Octavia I'm ready to march!" said Apple Bloom. "Okay Apple Bloom. Please go into section with the spoon players. Oh wait, never mind. You are the only spoons player so just go where ever you want to."  said Octavia. "Okay.: said Apple Bloom. "Listen up everypony!" yelledd Octavia. "We are ready to march to Canterlot Castle now for Twilight Sparkles Incoronation. We will be leaving very soon so everypony get your instruments ready and music together. we will be marching in 15 minuets!" said Octavia to every musician in the building. There was a lot of people there. Must have been about ten.

"Octavia, what does a marching band do exactly?" asked Apple Bloom. "Well little one, we march down to a special location, play music on the way there, spin flags, throw candy at people, and annoy the hell out of anyone who is watching us. We also play music." said Octavia. "Wow that sounds hella fun Octavia." said Apple Bloom. "It is little one, it is hella fun indeed." said Octavia.