The REAL Story of Apple Bloom's Cutie Mark (Enhanced Version)

"All right everypony, we shall begin the march now." said Octavia. "We will start off with She Looks Like Sex by Mike Posner first, and then Dynamite by Taio Cruz. Then to top it all off, we will end with Friday by Rebbeca Black." "Oh come on! That song totally sucks! I don't want to die today Mrs. Octavia." said one pony. "Deal with it." "Fine, be a bitch then. See if I care. Just to let you know, your not invited to the funeral." They stated to march. Sadly, half way through the march to the castle, two of the flag spinners died in a serious accident. When the band started playing Friday, a riot broke out in down town Canterlot. Many of the preformers died in a severe marching band accident caused by the riot. About 8 ponies were killed and the Canterlot Royal Guard was called in to take care of the matter. Sadly, this wasnt enough. Many of the Guards were killed. The riot lasted for a whole 6 minuets. "Oh Celestia why did these lives have to end this way!?!?!" screamed one pony. Her husband must have gotten killed in the riot or something. Who the hell knows. After that, Apple Bloom and Octavia were the only ones who survived the riot and the only ones who made it to the Castle to meet Princess Sparkle.

"Welcome to my castle guys! There are cookies and punch by the door!" said Twilight. "Thank you Twilight." Right when Apple Bloom said these words, a sprout of light showed around her hooves, or should I say hands. "Oh yeah, I totally forgot about those Apple Bloom. Those only last an hour, so use them wisely." said Twilight. "Sure whatever. Thank you so much Twilight!" said Apple Bloom. "I will still stay for the party for a bit and maybe I can play some golf finally, or maybe I can make lasagna, or a cake, or or I can do ANYTHING!!!!!!" said Apple Bloom. "Okay, all of us unicorns will go play some mini golf with you. Come on guys ,let's go!!" said Twilight.

Oh no, she can beat me in black ops 2 now with those hands, I must stall her in a game of mini golf thought Luna. Then, that is what I shall do. Should I kill her? No, that's not harsh enough. Torture her? Eh, maybe. Make her overdose on ibprofen? Oh, wait, already did that hehe.  Hmmmmmm. I don't know. I'll think of something I'm sure of it. I am the Great and Powerful TRIXIEEE!!!!!!! Er, no wait. I'm Night MareMoon!!!! Wait, that is still wrong. Geez, who the FUCK AM I??????? Oh, wait, I know. I'm PRINCESS LUNA!!!