Chapters my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction
After seeing what their porno had done the the community, Twilight and Fluttershy were devastated. However, AppleBloom, Zayn from one direction, and Sweetie Belle, told them that since Liam had killed Naill, the prophecy was true. So, they had to build an army of republicans to battle the asian forces.
Meanwhile, Applejack, Vladimir Putin, and there new teamate zombie hitler, had devised a plan of attack on the republicans. they had formed an army of clones from their recruits. the recruits were, Kim Jong Un, Tom Brady, Justin Bieber, and all the people who work at chinese restaurants. There was one down side: If the original person is killed, all the clones explode into noodles. However, the Asians were confident they would win the battle.
The republicans had there army too. It consisted of Fluttershy, Twilight, Zayn, Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Mitt Romney, a large turtle, Charity, Pinkie pie, Will smith, and Jack from Lost. Zayn, who was emotionally distraught since his fellow band mates were killed, drew their faces and names on rocks. he them ejaculated over them to give them life, so there was now Rock Liam, rock niall, rock louis, and rock harry. After Liam appoligized for killing niall, it was official. The Band was back together.
The two sides decided to fight at the mcdonalds in syria, since nothing ever happens in syria. After chatting over big macs given to them by the mcdonalds employee Jessica, the republicans and asians started war.
Although the asians were super smart and had clones, Will smith quickly threw Rock Liam into the side of Kim Jongs head. All of the Kim clones exploded, dropping there nuclear weapons. The Jusin Beiber clones started fighting Pinkie Pie and Charity, and the Tom Brady clones started attacking Romney and Jack. Will Picked up Rock Louis and tried to kill Tom, but he caught it and through him into the bathroom door. Will, Rock liam, rock harry, rock niall, and Zayn watched in horror as rock louis shattered into hundreds of pieces. Rock Harry went over to inspect, but saw a shadow in the batheroom and went in. FlutterShy, the large turtle, and Twilight started battling tom bradys clones, while also helping Will and Jack. Charity, Romney and Pinkie attacked Beibers clones, and were winning the fight. However, Vladimir Putin snuck up behind them and killed romney. Charity threw rock Niall at Putin, killing him instantly.
Once Applejack saw Putin fall, she and zombie hitler started ripping Charity apart piece by piece. Hitler saw Rock Niall on the ground, and smashed against the large turtle.
The large turtle roared in pain, and died next to rock niall.
Jack from Lost, Will, and Zayn tried to get the rest of One Direction back together, but Rock Harry called from the bathroom.
Everyone had forgotten Applebloom had been raped, and she was traumatized.
In the mcdonalds bathroom, AppleBloom had hung herself.
my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction
Twilight went to become a sucsessful porn star.
Rock Liam and Rock Harry went to build a garden just for homosexual eggplants.
Pinkie Pie developed a Drinking problem, and is now married to Zombie Osama and Ben Stiller.
R.I.P all who died.
my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction
After conquering her fear of anal sex, FlutterShy started spending more time with Twilight Sparkle. They had a nice time together, but there was one thing they kept fighting over; nicknames. FlutterShy insisted on calling Twilight “Hairy Puss”, but Twilight wanted to be called “Hug Fucker”. They decided that they could talk this over a threesome with George Takei. After eating Dumplings out of each others butts, It was revealed that George and AppleJack had made a deal. Applejack would film the threesome, while George ate some ramen noodles out of Kim Jong Un. AppleJack Threatened Twilight and FlutterShy to upload the video on ponyhub, if they did not do one task; stuff apples into AppleJacks eye sockets. They did this, but it turned out that Applejack was lying and had Rainbow dash show the porn to elementary ponies. AppleBloom was the first to climax after watching that, but Rainbow Dash put her back in line by having a black guy impregnate her and then punch the unborn baby. Sweetie
Belle ran away from the black guy, but he caught up to her and called for Joseph Kony. Kony slapped the sprinkles out of Sweetie by forcing another child into her earhole. Scootaloo tried to stop Kony but kony and the black guy pulled out some fried chicken and beat her to death with it. Sweetie pulled out the child in her earhole, only to be raped by George takei. AppleBloom stopped George, who called for Rainbow dash. Rainbow dash went to her closet to bring out Harry from one direction to help in the fight. Harry used his white people powers to call Liam, Zayn, Niall, and Louis. Applebloom and Sweetie pulled out knifes from there vaginas to kill Harry, and were about to kill Niall when George stopped them. Liam and Zayn Tackled them, but the knife accidentily stabbed Liam. Rainbow and Louis charged at AppleBloom who had escaped, but accidently tripped over Kony’s fried Chicken. Kony, who saw how stupid they were, killed Rainbow and Louis. Kony then left, knowing nothing could un-rape Sweetie. The black guy started choking Sweetie, but after some decision-making, Niall and Zayn decided to help her, buy beating the black guy up with homegrown eggplants.
It was now George Takei vs. Niall, Zayn, Sweetie, and AppleBloom. Niall, feeling confedent, went up to George and stabbed him with the fried chicken that rainbow had fallen over. He was about to turn back to his group, when liam, who was dying from the knife wound, stood up and snapped nialls neck, before dying himself. The remaining three looked at all the people who had died. Scootaloo, Harry, Rainbow Dash, Louis, The black guy, George, Liam, and Niall. They went to return to Fluttershy and Twilight, to tell them what happened. AppleJack watched from a distance and knew war was upon them. The prophecy of the ponies stated that if a one direction member killed another one, the two sides, Republicans and Asians, would be at war.
So AppleJack called up her weapons expert, Putin
my friends fanfic My Little republican the battle of one direction
All of the republicans looked at AppleBlooms dead corpse in horror. once Sweetie saw her, she broke down in tears. she ran away, grabbing all of kim jongs nuclear weapons.
Zombie hitler took the oppertunity to attack Will Smith. Jack tried to stop him, but Will was turned into a zombie nazi. Jack was then killed by nazi Will. Rock harry and rock Liam attacked Hitler, killing him instantly. However, nazi Will and Apple jack called the chinese workers to kill them. Pinkie pie and Twilight killed the chinese workers, while Fluttershy handled AppleJack.
All of the justin beiber clones were to distracted by eachothers vaginas, so they just left. Tom bradys clones however attacked pinkie pie. Zayn, rock harry, and rock liam helped pinkie, but Nazi Will threw rock liam away. Rock Liam killed the teenage mcdonalds employee Jessica, and upon seeing this, Nazi Will turned back into Black Will.
AppleJack, frustrated that all she had left was Tom Brady and his clones went on a rampage, killing Zayn and injuring Fluttershy.
It was now Twilight, Pinkie, Will, and Rock Harry against AppleJack and tom bradys clones.
Twilight and Rock Harry went to help Fluttershy, while Pinkie and Will fought applejack.
Will pinned Apple to the ground, but the tom bradys kicked off his head. Applejack and Tom bradys cornered Pinkie, and were about to kill her, when Rock liam jumped in to save her. rock liam had not been killed when he was thrown at jessica, so he fought to save pinkie. however they were losing, and twilight need more time to save Fluttershy by fucking her. Instantly, Sweetie Belle walked threw the doors with all the nuclear weapons and justin beiber clones mashed into one weapon.
“For Apple” She said to the asains. Pinkie and rock liam ran away, while Sweetie sacrificed herself to kill Applejack and The Tom Brady clones.
As the dust cleared, Rock Liam, Rock Harry, and Pinkie Pie saw Twilight hunched over Fluttershy.
“Please... Dont leave!” cried Twilight.
“Please dont cry... it will only make it harder.” whispered fluttershy. “ I love you and I always will.”
Everyone started to cry, and Fluttershy went up to twilight and said, “I love you, Hug Fucker...” FlutterShy died in twilights arms.
The battle was won.