Equestria is at war.
Their enemies are numerous and multidimensional.
Thankfully, they have some help of their own.

Warning : contains humans. This probably counts as both a crack fic and an epic.

It was also written in large part while listening to Dream Theater and/or Porcupine Tree.
Make what you will of that.

Given that my previous story was such a fantastic success [size=0.5em](citation needed)[/size], I figured I may as well make a second attempt to trick people into reading words about ponies written by me. This one will be a bit longer than 1000 words, though.