Applejack talks to herself, because who else would she talk to?

It turns out that Twilight actually knew the answer the whole time, she just didn't know she knew it. Watching the provided video is required.

Massively changed, see long description please.

Equestria is at war.

Everything goes terribly wrong when Twilight tries to eat a pancake.

Why you shouldn't go to Equestria. Or at least why it's hard.

HIE FMA-ified. Takes place very early. Much shenanigans and allusions.