There is nothing strange for Equestrian ponyfolk to see humans dropping by. But alas, no one told that one day Nick Hawkri would drop by.

Brutal, harsh, rude and just a jerk he is. Will he become a problem for ponies or will he change his heart to a better? Yet he had proved himself to the worst.
Messing with everything around, wreaking havoc and chaos all round - is there another alternative from banishing this menace to the Moon?

The fic contains strong language. Readers discretion is advised.
I use Russian lexicon in the fic. No fret, every entry will be translated.
This fic is dedicated to my close friend, Karkat. He is just a jerk, but a good fellow.

I do not own any of My Little Pony or Unpleasant Horse entries. MLP belongs to Hasbro and Unpleasant Horse to PopCap and 4th & Battery, respectively.