All I wanted was some peace and quiet.

by mrlordowaffles

Chapter four: A good talking to.

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"I really need to stop passing out, i'm gonna give myself a concussion." I woke to find myself in unfamiliar surroundings, and with a splitting headache. I was definitely not in the shack anymore. This was a serious improvement though, wood panel flooring, same with the walls, the bed was too small but it was comfortable, in a "if it were bigger this would be heaven." kind of way.

The sound of knocking came from the door. " I'm up come on in." Great now I am freeloading off of another pony, and I just gave them permission to enter their own house, first human in...er...wherever it is I am in, and I set some horrible examples on what we are like.

Now entering the room was the orange coated pony with the blonde mane, Applejack, I believe his her name. "Howdy Chris, how'd ya sleep?" She looked a bit worried,...and angry at the same time somehow?

"Yeah i'm fine, why do you look angry?" Now it was my turn to be worried, did I already matter this much to these ponies?

"Well ya passed out, then ya got back up and started destroyin' the place! Is that normal where ya come from?" She looked at me very questioningly. Was she serious, did I get back up? I had no memory of that.

"No, that is not normal, In fact I don't remember getting back up, let alone how I got here, or why my head hurts so much, or why I started to destroy your home." I felt like a horrible human being.

"Well... ya did not destroy ma home, but ya did destroy ma barn, which is fine it needed ta come down anyway."

"Hey! Hey you."

"Huh? Who are you?"

"A'm Applejack, remember, last night you met me at pinkies party?" She looked puzzled.

"No not you, someone else spoke."

"Nuh uh, you spoke...sorta. It said this mysteriously.

"No one else is here Chris, are you okay?"

"No lady he is not okay, he is hearing voices in his head."

"Yeah what he said." It seemed like it made sense at the time...

"Okaaay, well a'm gonna come and get ya when breakfast is ready."She exited back out the door, I think I heard her muttering something about a crazy alien coming in and getting her friends all crazy, wonder what that means. What did I do last night.

You mean what did we do last night. It sounded kind of cheery.

"What are you and where are you?" I felt a little frightened, somepony had the ability to turn invisible and only I could hear them, it is a pretty scary prospect.

"You're not very bright are you, I am you, or at least the part of you that was dormant until Twilights magic started effecting us."

I was surprised to say the least, I did not really know what to say to that. "Nope i'm crazy that's it, nothing else, I have obviously been hallucinating this entire time and am in a padded room gibbering to myself."

"Think what you want to think, but I am here and you are here, may as well have some fun right?"

"What kind of fun?" I was getting suspicious of this new voice in my head...not every day you get to think that.

"Well we could test out your new ability to use me?"

I was a bit startled at his...it's response . "What do you mean?"

"I am a personification of your innate ability to use magic, therefore you can use me. I.E magic.

"So, tell me if I am wrong but, I can now use magic, because Twilight hit me with a minor telekinesis spell, so in theory she jump-started me? How do you..er I know this if you are me?"

"Well if you must put it that way yeah pretty much. I have no idea how I know, maybe it is like one of those instinctual things, like how birds know where south is."

"Sweeeeeeet." Oh man I wonder what kind of cool stuff I can do?

"Well to be honest, I have no idea, I know we can do telekinesis though."

"Okay well how do I do..." I heard a knocking on the door again, "Come on in." It was Applejack again.

"Err...breakfast is ready if ya wanna come eat and stop talkin to yerself." She look both amused and worried.

"Yeah I will be down in just a moment, I have something I would like to test."

"Okay, well I hope you like apples."

"I enjoy apples, not my favorite food ever but i'll deal." I was really hoping she would go ahead and leave, she decided to go ahead and stay to chat, my mother-bucking luck.

"Chris is somethin' botherin' ya?" Oh, well she looked legitimately worried.

"Well yes actually, why are all of you being so kind to me, where I come from this kind of hospitality is very rare."

"You can say that again." Shut up magic, I can formulate my own answers.

I continued speaking." Where I come from, the people are much more hostile to others, I would assume especially so if they were some kind of odd looking alien." I was now nearly on the verge of tears. " Pfft wuss." Magic so help me if you anger me, I will... give myself brain freeze! Oooh scary, come on bro, in theory you would only be hurting yourself." Curse my logic.

I received a minor tap to the face from a hoof. "Oh sorry Applejack I was having a bit of an internal struggle."Her face said she was not amused.

"So your telling me, ya did not hear a word I just said?" Very much so not amused.

"Ha err... yeah, sorry about that Applejack. What were you saying."

"A'h was sayin', that ya could stay here instead of freeloadin' off of zecora, we will expect some work outta ya but it is all up to you. A'h am sorry about how yer world is so bad, but round these parts we ponies are pretty nice, so just accept these kindnesses and live life. There were some other things, but a'h think I will let those things play out on their own." She now had a smirk on her face, she thought I was curious...she was right...crap...

"Well I'll be down in just a moment all right?"

"Okay, hurry though, don't want yer food gettin' cold."

"K, got it, I'll just be a minute." With that she exited, she lingered for just a moment, but then went ahead and left.

"Well that was weird. You can say that again magic.

"Soo... testing telekinesis?" I pointed my hand at a piece of paper, pretty light weight object, and tried to focus on it, nothing happened.

"Perhaps it is more underlying magic, rather than unicorn style magic?" Ya know magic, you are probably right, remember last night, you seemed to effect my physical status a lot more than mental. I also thought you said we could definitely use telekinesis, what the hay man, ya know what never mind, lets go get breakfast.

I exited the room to find a staircase to my left. I went down it to some of the best smelling food I have ever had the pleasure of eating. "Applejack, I change my mind, apples are my favorite food."

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