My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

“Who keeps throwing these cards at me? It’s not funny, you know! Stop it!” Yami exclaimed as an image of him surrounded by cards is shown.

The cards uncovered the screen to reveal Mai losing a duel. “NO! My Pegasi! I can’t believe I lost!” She yelled while her Life Points dropped to zero.

Across the duel field, a dragon declared, “Maybe next time you’ll put more than three monsters in your deck! I’ll be taking your Star Chips now.”

“Super Special Awesome rescue!” Yugi yelled, running on screen with his friends. “We heard screaming, is everypony ok?”

“I lost another duel.” Mai replied.  “You were screaming because of that? What are you, five years old?” Yugi asked.  “It was very distressing!” Mai retorted.

Joey was seen being pushed back and forth by Tristen and Bakura while snapping, “We were trying to sleep! Honestly, this is exactly why I hate blonde maned ponies!”

“Calm down, Joey, you bloody wanker!” Bakura yelled.  “She was my easiest foe yet! Her giant plot was no match for my enormous snout!” The dragon explained as he held Mai up by her hoof.

“Don’t worry, Mai. Since I’m the main character, it’ll be quick for me to win back your Star Chips.” Yugi reassured Mai while his Millennium Puzzle began glowing. “Time for me to recycle my sexy transformation sequence.”

The ‘Shaft’ theme song began playing as Yugi transformed into Yami.  “It’s time to duel, sucker! Can you dig it?” Yami asked, pointing to the dragon.

“That Yugi’s one bad mother—“Joey began, but was interrupted by Tristen and Téa.  “Shut your mouth!” They yelled in the background.

“I was talking about Yugi.” Joey told them. “Then, we can dig it!” Tristen and Téa yelled back.

A different opening was shown while the ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ theme played as clips from Yu-Gi-Oh were shown while the subtitles read, ‘The card game's thesis will soon be set in defense mode with surging, hot life-points if you activate a trap card. Embracing the Swords of Revealing Light, young colt, play some card games!’ and then, the show’s logo appeared before we cut back to the duel field.

“It looks like it’s my lucky day, Yugi!” The dragon smirked while entering the duel arena. “Pegasus offered a vast reward to anypony who can eliminate you from the tournament. “

“Yeah, maybe you can use the money to afford a voice that doesn’t frighten small foals.” Yami said sarcastically. “I’ll teach you to make fun of me!” The dragon snapped as he pushed a button and grappling hooks grabbed Yami’s hooves.  “Hey, these things must come in handy.” Yami commented.

The dragon pressed another button and flames shot at Yami while ‘Disco Inferno’ played in the background.  “Yugi’s in big trouble!” Mai pointed out. “I agree with Mai’s plot!” Joey nodded.

“This is the worst vacation ever!” Tristen yelled.  “Hahahahahaha! It’s so much fun being a bully!” The dragon laughed.

“You know something, snout face? You look like the illegitimate offspring of Jay Leno and Tim Curry!” Yami said. “With the Castle of Dark Illusions on my side of the field, my monsters will be hidden from sight, making things much easier to animate.”  The dragon explained while summoning the Castle of Dark Illusions.

“I cast magic missile at the darkness, revealing your side of the field!” Yami yelled, summoning Winged Dragon, Guardian of the Fortress 1.

“I say, that was a superb strategical move at a critical juncture!” Bakura declared. “Who the hay said you can hang out with us?!” Joey demanded.  “Thrill as I set all my monsters in Defense mode!” The dragon exclaimed as he did just that.

“Gee, this is a really lousy episode. It sort of reminds me of our spin off show: My Little Yu-Gi-Oh GX.” Joey commented. Then, clips from the spin off show played while a song by DMX played in the background.

“Honestly, who would watch a show about a bunch of rap artists playing card games?” He asked. “Hey, I like that show!” Tristen yelled.  “Touch me again, Tristen and you’re going home in a casket.” Joey threatened.

“With my Catapult Turtle, I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle, shattering it’s floatation ring, thereby causing it to collapse on all of your monsters!” Yami declared while this happened.

“This card game’s a load of bollocks!” Bakura declared.  “If I can’t beat you, Yugi, I’ll kill you instead!” The dragon yelled. The song ‘Ring of Fire’ by Johnny Cash played while the dragon caused the duel field to engulf Yami in flames. “Why aren’t you dead?!” The dragon demanded.

“As I said before, I’m the main character! You, however, can just go right ahead and die! MIND CRUSH!” Yami replied before mind crushing the dragon and making the flames vanish.  “Bullying is just wrong, but destroying ponies’ minds with magic is A-Okay!”

“Can I have my Star Chips back now?” Mai asked.  “Only if you beg me to. Come on, bow before me.” Yami answered.  “You’re kidding, right?” Mai questioned.  “Did I stutter or something?” Yami responded.