My Little Yu-Gi-Oh: Card Games are Magic

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story. My Little Pony belongs to Hasbro, Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to  Kazuki Takahashi, and Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series belongs to LittleKuriboh.

“Previously on Buffy the Vampire Pony Slayer…just kidding, it’s only My Little Yu-Gi-Oh.” Yami said while an image of him surrounded by cards was shown.

The cards covered the screen before uncovering the screen to show Kaiba in a helicopter flying towards Duelist Kingdom.  I have to reach Pegasus’s island. Fortunately, I can pilot a helicopter with my magic.  Thank Celestia for Microsoft Flight Simulator. Once I get there, I’ll probably bump into Yugi. I’ll never forget the way he beat me in a card game. I can remember like it was just yesterday…He thought before it cut to a flashback.

Flashback:

“Wait a moment, did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?” Yami asked.

“Yeah, so?” Kaiba questioned, his mane now green instead of brown.

“That’s against the rules, isn’t it?” Yami pointed out.

“FORGET THE RULES, I HAVE A GREEN MANE!” Kaiba snapped.

End of flashback

Huh…Well, that was just weird. I should probably cut down on the Zap Apple Jam. Kaiba thought.

The normal opening sequence began to play after this.  “Look, Bakura, your Millennium Ring is acting really peculiar.” Yugi pointed out as he noticed that one of the pointy things dangling from the ring was pointing in a certain direction and glowing.  “Oh, that’s just my GPS. My father installed in my Millennium Ring in order to protect me because I can get so bloody lost!” Bakura explained, holding out the ring.

“I wonder why it’s pointing towards Pegasus’s castle…” Yugi commented. “Bugger if I know.” Bakura shrugged.

In the castle, Pegasus was seen sitting at a table.  “This tournament is simply fabulous!” He declared. “Oooh! Let’s celebrate by watching the Spice Fillies movie!” He held up said movie.  “Oh no, not again!” His right hoof pony, Croquet, groaned as he facehoofed himself.

Back outside, Bakura commented, “I say, that reminds me of the time I was transferred to your school.”

Flashback:

“Fillies and Gentlecolts, this is our new student, Bakura. Not only is he new here, but he’s also from Trottingham. So, feel free to bully him like crazy.” The teacher announced to the class.

“Hello, everypony! It’s bloody nice to meet you all!” Bakura greeted everypony. “What’s wrong with his voice?” A student asked. “Is he a mare?” Another student questioned. “Go back to Equinia!” A student demanded.  “I wanna go home!” Another whined. “You blokes are a bunch of wankers.” Bakura commented.

Yugi and Joey were seen dueling. “Checkmate! I zapped your weather pony!” Joey yelled.  “Joey, you redefine what it means to be a moron.” Yugi commented.

Bakura’s voice was heard saying, “I was watching you play card games with your mates when suddenly, my Millennium Ring started pointing to your Millennium Puzzle. I can’t imagine why…”

“This Millennium Puzzle is simply fabulous!” Yami declared.

End of flashback

“By the way, where are the others?” Bakura asked.

“Joey and Tristen are busy guarding Téa. Ever since we got back from the Shadow Realm, she’s been under the impression that she’s a caterpillar.” Yugi explained, a shot of Joey and Tristen sleeping outside of a tent being shown.

In the tent, Téa thought to herself, Soon I’ll be a beautiful butterfly and then Yugi will love me!  “Oh my! A helicopter! I wonder who it is.” Bakura pointed out while Kaiba’s helicopter landed. “I hope it’s Santa Claus!” Tristen declared as Kaiba stepped out.

“Hey, it’s that pony I beat in the first episode without breaking a sweat! Hey, loser, how’s it going?” Yugi greeted.  “I’m here to kick flanks and play card games…and I’m all out of cards.” Kaiba declared.  “Here’s your deck, Kaiba. By the way, I forgive you for hospitalizing my grandpa. Can we be Super Special Awesome friends now?” Yugi asked, giving Kaiba his deck he got from the gay changeling clown back in Episode 7.

“Like Tartarus. I don’t have time to waste with you Scoobies. No offense, Yugi. You’re a great duelist and all, but your buddy over there couldn’t duel his way through a paper bag.” Kaiba scoffed in response.

This got Joey offended as he ran towards Kaiba, yelling, “That does it! Nopony talks to my pal Tristen like that!”

“I don’t like to be touched by ponies who don’t have money.” Kaiba commented while firing a spell at Joey. “Nyeh!” The Earth Pony yelped, falling on his face.

“Joey, are you ok?” Yugi asked with a nervous expression. “Check his pulse, Yugi!” Bakura called out while the captions read, ‘Actual 4Kids dialogue’.

“It’s time to duel, ya big palooka!” Joey declared.

“This looks like the prefect opportunity to stroke my ego.” Kaiba said as he levitated a briefcase from behind and opened it while levitating one onto his hoof and put his deck in. “Behold, the briefcase of death! This contains the prototypes for my new revolutionary Duel Disk system. Tell me, Wheeler, are you ready to be completely ashamed in front of your friends?”

“I was born ready, Kaiba!” Joey declared before he launched his Duel Disk. “Go, Armored Lizard!”

“I think Beyblade’s gonna sue somepony.” Yugi commented.

“Battle Ox! Ax Smash attack!” Kaiba commanded, the Battle Ox attacking the Armored Lizard.  “You duel like a dairy farmer!” Joey declared. “How appropriate…you duel like a cow!” Kaiba retorted.

“Joey’s sucking even worse than usual.” Téa commented. “Keep a stiff upper lip, Joey!” Bakura called out.

“So, here’s this Giant Enemy Dragon!” Joey yelled as he summoned his Red Eyes Black Dragon. “Blue Eyes! Attack its weakest point for massive damage!” Kaiba commanded while he summoned his Blue Eyes White Dragon. “RIIIIDGE RACER!!!” A voice shouted as the Red Eyes Black Dragon was destroyed and Joey’s Life Points dropped to 0.

“That costs you 599 U.E Life Points.” Kaiba retorted sarcastically.

“NO! I LOST!” Joey declared in sadness.

“Oh cry me a river, mutt. You don’t know what you’re up against. Pegasus is ruthless. Over the top, yet ruthless. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. It was at a surprisingly popular card game tournament in Equestria.” Kaiba explained before a flashback was shown.

Flashback:

The inside of a duel arena was shown while Kaiba and another pony were seen sitting together in two separate chairs with the third chair empty, watching the tournament. Kaiba’s voice narrated, “Mokuba was supposed to there with me, but since he’d been foalnapped for the fiftieth time, his seat was empty. Pegasus was facing the inter-continental champion, Bandit Keith who likes to remind everypony that he’s from Equestria.”

Bandit Keith, an Earth Pony stallion with blue eyes, a blonde mane, and a peach coat with a flag that was half of the Canadian flag and half of the American flag as a cutie mark wearing a dark blue coat, sunglasses (they were not covering his eyes at this moment) and a bandana with the American flag on it tied around his head, boasted, “You can’t beat me because I’m an Equestria!”

Kaiba’s voice continued, “See what I mean?  It looked like Keith was about to win, but then suddenly, Pegasus invited a foal from the audience to their table.”

“Hey, what are you doing?! Asking for help’s illegal…in Equestria!” Bandit Keith yelled.  “I don’t need help. A foal can beat you, Bandit Keith and I’m going to prove it.” Pegasus explained. “Are you my mommy?” The foal asked him.

Kaiba’s voice continued, “Pegasus gave the foal some instructions and in just one turn, Bandit Keith had lost. Who would of thought that a foal could win a foal’s card game?”

“This can’t be happening…in Equestria!” Bandit Keith yelled in shock.  “I’ve turned this tournament into a total farce!” Pegasus declared. “Hooray!” The crowd cheered.

End of Flashback

“And just what was that story supposed to prove?”  Yugi asked.

“That I’m super rich!” Kaiba answered while leaving. “Smell you geeks later. Now, I have a hyperactive brother to rescue.”

“I didn’t even tell him what I wanted for Hearth’s Warming Eve!” Tristan sighed in disappointment.

Meanwhile, Pegasus was seen looking out the window while saying, “Oooh, I can sense you, Kaiba boy. And once you get here, I’m going to spice up your life!”