Java Pony

Your phone starts to ring and buzz loudly

That night went way too fast

You reach over to your bedside table and hit the snooze button on your phone

8:00am already…

You roll over again

You see Jackie, still sleeping soundly, the little sleep light on her chest still on

So yesterday wasn’t a dream

You feel rather happy about that

But still a little sad about your computer

Jackie had shuffled off the blankets last night

You decide not to wake her

You roll out of bed and grab your phone

You see Jackie’s long tail extended across the bed

You begin to feel a little curious…

You follow the long tail with your eyes, eventually ending at the base

This leaves you wondering… Is she ‘correct?’ So to speak?

Why the hell are you even thinking about that?...

You ARE a little guilty about being a clopper

Which is the main reason why you don’t want Jackie snooping through your backed up content

You need to get a new PC

And fast

You brush her tail aside, to reveal a perfect light pink, fully realistic vagina with two slightly puffy lips, and a cute little superlative butthole

Alright… She IS anatomically correct

You brush her tail back over her mare parts

Why did you just do that…

You dumb horsefucker perve...

You walk out of the room and into your kitchen

You grab a fresh cup of coffee from the coffee machine, which had been set to run at 7:45am so you didn’t have to turn it on yourself

You grab your laptop and put it down on the kitchen table

Your laptop isn’t really meant for gaming

You already begin to miss gaming

You really want a new PC

At least the laptop can play Minecraft though

But then again, pretty much anything can run Minecraft

You decide to log into Skype and chat with some buddies

You figured that if you tried to explain to them what happened, no one would believe you

So you simply explain your abrupt disconnection as: “My computer died”

You get yourself a bowl of cereal and sit back down at the table with your laptop and coffee

Then you realize something…

If Jackie is a real living breathing pony, she probably needs to eat something as well

You’ll need to feed her before you go to work

Oh shit… work… You can’t leave her all alone...

You walk into your room

Jackie is sprawled across your bed, making adorable little snores

Awww, you can’t wake her up just yet

You look at the clock which tells you otherwise

You need to be at work in half an hour

You jump on the bed and poke her lightly

“Jackie, wake up”

To your surprise, she wakes up quite quickly

The little sleep light on her chest fades away, and she opens her eyes and sits up in the bed

Here eyes show a loading screen for about a half a second.

“Good morning Anon!” She says with a huge smile

If only YOU could be that chipper in the morning…

“Morning Jackie, now listen, I need to go to work in thirty minutes, but would you like something to e-”

“Coffee!”

“Oh uh… sure”

This pony is obsessed with coffee? Haha, makes too much sense considering she is some sort of Java pony

“What would you like to eat?”

“Uhm, I dunno… what do you have?”

You are a pretty cheap guy when it comes to food, but at least you spend extra money on good coffee… It also helps that you work at a café

All you can think of is giving her a bowl of cereal

But what about the milk? You can’t give her milk… That would just be odd

“Well uh… you could have some cereal”

“Serial?”

You see the word ‘serial’ flash through her eyes and get put in a digital dictionary

“I don’t think I can eat sequences of bits, Anon… I need real food”

You groan and spell it out for her

“C. E. R. E. A. L. Cereal”

Her eyes light up again

“Ohhh! Okay sure, I will try some ‘cereal’”

You fill up a bowl with some Corn Pops and set it in front of her on the floor

She observes the bowl of cereal

“Go ahead, eat it”

She stuffs her face into the bowl and grabs a mouthful of the little yellow balls of cereal

She chews it, with a blank face

“Wow Anon! This stuff is really good!” She says with a stuffed face

“Glad you think so Jackie”

She continues to munch away at the Corn Pops

You get her a cup of coffee with nothing added and place it next to the bowl

You go back to finishing your own breakfast

You decide to see if anyone else has had a pony make their computer explode

You start searching, but nothing comes up. Nothing close to having a pony come out of a combusted computer

Oh well, what did you expect?

You have fifteen minutes until work

You finish your coffee and cereal and walk into the bathroom

You take a really quick shower and get dressed

You grab your phone, keys, and wallet

But wait, you can’t take Jackie with you

For one, she might cause some sort of fuss, and secondly, you might violate some health code

But she is so damn pristine

No… You need to make sure that no one sees her yet. People will act strange

She is laying down on the floor playing on your laptop

You walk over to her and kneel down to her level

She isn’t very big. When standing, her head is about as high as your thighs

“Jackie, I need to go to work now”

“Oh okay! Can I come?”

“W-well… no… I mean, not yet”

“What? But Anon, I’ll be all alone!”

“If people see you walking around the city, I’ll probably get weird looks, or people will bombard me with questions or something”

“Oh… okay”

She gives the cutest little disappointed look ever

Oh god, make it stop

“You can use the laptop, you can watch TV, you can do whatever you want, just don’t go through my stuff and don’t go through my backed up stuff okay?”

“Okay Anon… Wait! When will you be back?”

“My shift ends at 6:00pm”

“Oh… That’s a long time Anon…”

“Look, I’m sorry, maybe you can come with me someday, but not today”

“Alright Anon…”

She still looks sad

“Hey, how about this”

You take your phone out of your pocket and turn the front facing camera on

You put an arm around Jackie and hug her

“Say cheese!”

“Uh, cheese?”

You snap the photo of you two

“I’ll send this over to you”

She blushes slightly, and smiles

“Hold on Anon, hand me your phone for a sec”

You place the phone in her hoof and she walks into your bedroom and pulls out a USB cable

She puts one end into her mouth and the other end into the phone

Her eyes flash blue and they become those little monitor things you witnessed yesterday

You watch as she transfers the photo to… herself?”

I guess you could say that

She pops the cable out of her mouth

“Ow… I keep for getting about that…”

Both of you share a little laugh

“Oh crap I am late! Alright, so if you get lonely, just look at that photo, okay?”

“Alright, thanks Anon!”

You run out the door and lock it, and damn you are giddy right now…