Java Pony

((You Are Jackie))

Anon just left for work

You really wanted to come with him

What’s so bad about a little pony?

Oh well, better to be safe than sorry

Anon is really a nice guy

You have been needing to use a mouse keys option on the laptop because your hooves are way too big for the keyboard

An idea hits you

You grab Anon’s USB 3 Cable and put one end in your mouth, and the other end into the laptop, and then set yourself up as a keyboard and mouse

You are now completely in control of Anon’s laptop, with your mind

Well this is cool, you can pretty much do everything you could when you were inside his PC

It feels good to be in control of things again

Just to test things out, you open multiple applications and web pages

Hmmm, the fifteen inch screen clutters up way to fast

You decide to try a little trick you were able to do back in the machine

‘Start holograph system’ ‘yes’ ‘no’

You start the holograph system and project every page and application open from your bright blue eyes, into the air

The computers fans kick into to high-speed and it begins to lag a little

You weren’t used to the lag. Being inside Anon’s six-core overclocked i7 Desktop, you could do all of your work instantly

The only downside was that it got pretty hot in there

You flip through the applications

You see iTunes

Alright, cool

There are no songs on it…

Oh that’s right! You have all of his stuff backed up inside you

You quickly locate and begin transferring all of Anon’s music onto iTunes

Wow, you forgot how large his music library was, almost twelve-thousand songs

After the music library is done transferring, you shuffle up Anon’s Daft Punk

The computer starts playing ‘Digital Love’

You love Daft Punk

Your view on electronic music is: ‘Mathematical, musical, art”

Digital Love is one of the few songs with words in it by Daft Punk

You begin to sort of move your head back and forth to the music

You quit other applications you are not using, and start up Minecraft

You are quite good at it right from the start

It is way more freaking interesting from the other side

Actually running Minecraft was just hell

You feel incredibly happy at the moment

‘Short Circuit’ shuffles up

Good god you love this song

You begin to do a sort of dance along to the music

Stepping around to the beat

You get back to playing Minecraft after a bit

You didn’t want to log into servers and have to talk with anyone

You started a little creative world

You begin putting balls of TNT everywhere

What is it with you and making things explode?...

Anyways, you make a whole bunch of little balls of TNT, and you make a put a huge in the middle of the others, connecting to them all

You smack a pressure plate and wait

BOOM! Wait… shit… you crashed minecraft

Way to go

The computer just sits there frozen

Music is still playing though

Okay… it’s a user process

Damnit… oh well

You force the power off and restart it

You go right back to playing Minecraft and listening to Daft Punk

The whole day is basically Minecraft and music

It is now 5:30pm

You think back to when Anon told you not to look at some of his backed up content

You grew really curious

“It wouldn’t hurt just to peek at some of his stuff, I won’t say anything”

You giggle

You take open each file, just taking a little peek at what’s inside most of them

Aw what the hell, you decide not to waste time

You open every freaking file you can and throw them up in the air with your holographic eyes

You come across funny photos of him and some of his friends

You take ALL of the image files and folders and push them off to the right, leaving space for viewing

You keep browsing through photos of him and friends

Then you find a whole bunch of saved pony images, reaction gifs, and fan art

You come across a separate .dmg labeled: ‘16152014’

Well that is odd

You decide to open this mysterious partition

Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of pornographic images of ponies surround you

Your mouth gapes open as you see pony porn of all types everywhere

Your process freezes

Oh shi-