Java Pony

((You Are Anon))

Well, that was a great day of work

You are now on your way back to your apartment

You got a free bag of coffee

Jackie should be happy about that

You get to your apartment and unlock the door

You throw the door open

“Jackie! I’m ho-”

You drop your coffee on the floor

There you see it, all of your pony porn, scattered everywhere in that holographic light

“JACKIE! WHAT DID YOU DO!? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THROUGH MY STUFF!”

Jackie wasn’t responding, she was just sitting there, frozen

“Jackie! You answer me!... Jackie?”

Oh god what happened

Is she frozen?

Is she dead?

No, she is still projecting

You notice her mouth gaped open

The poor thing was traumatized by all of your porn…

You grab the laptop in front of her and spin it around

You open up a command prompt for her

You forget exactly how to do this

You type in: ‘kill -9 pkill #Java#’ and press enter

The holographic projections stop, her eyes go dark, then close

She falls over onto the floor

Oh shit

You have no idea if that was what you were supposed to do

She is just laying there now

No indicator light

You start to freak out

You put your ear to check and see if she still has a heartbeat

Okay, she does, thank god

You poke her

“Jackie! Jackie wake up!”

You start to shake her

“Jackie? Why won’t you wake up!?”

It’s as if she is in a coma or something

You are genuinely freaked right the hell out

You pick Jackie up and put her on the couch

She is completely limp

Ohgodwhatdoyoudo

You grab the laptop, plug her into it and open a single user Unix virtual Linux machine

She appears to be recognized by the computer

You see all of the diagnostics and licensing fly by through the single use window

You type in your user and ‘reboot –h NOW’

The code flies by like crazy

At the end it finally says: ‘CPU HALTED’

The single user window disappears

Nothing else happens

Tears begin to run down your face

You just accidentally killed a beautiful little computer pony

You heartless bastard

Wait… the indicator light on her chest lights up briefly

You then see white light run through her like a wave, showing those cool lines like you see on computer motherboards

Her eyes shoot open and they instantly start glowing blue

“Jackie! You’re alive!”

You wrap your arms around her and hug her tight

You see a message pop up on the laptop

‘Restore previous windows?’

You mash the ‘NO’ button instantly

Jackie’s eyes go back to normal

You ‘safely remove’ her from the computer and pull the cable out of her mouth

She stares at you… with this big shocked expression, her eyes fixed on you, not moving at all

“Jackie… why did you go through my private stuff?”

Her eyes wander down to the floor

“I… I was just curious… I… I’m sorry Anon!”

She breaks down into tears and falls into your lap

“i-it’s okay… I guess b-but”

You start to tear up as well

You don’t want to see her like this and now you have to explain why there was so much pony porn backed up

“I guess I have some explaining to do…”

“N- no Anon, you don’t have to explain anything…”

“Oh… okay…”

“Actually, there is one little thing I need to ask you, Anon…”

“Alright, what is it?”

“Is that… really what you think of ponies? Are you… sexually attracted to ponies, Anon? A-are you attracted to… me??” She says, tears still rolling down her face

“I… I well… Uh…”

You can’t get the words out

You take a deep breath for a sec

You let out a huge sigh

“Yes, Jackie… I AM sexually attracted to ponies… and… well…”

“Well what?!”

She sounded like she was getting… impatient?

“And you are a very beautiful and attractive pony yourself”

You can’t fucking believe you just spilled all of that spaghetti

Jackie stops crying

“If that is really what you think of me, then I can go from there”

“Wait… what?!”

“Anon, I know you are attracted to me now, there is no hiding anything”

“Uuuuhh… okay?”

“…Anon”

“Y-yes?”

“I love you”

Her face turned from tear drenched to a huge, joyous smile.

“I-I love you too, Jackie”

She jumps on you, knocking you onto your back, then gives you a warm, passionate kiss

You’re shocked for a moment, but then melt right into it

You caress her tongue with your own

She makes a little squeak noise that turns into a moan

You are amazed at how fast her attitude changed

For months now you have wanted to fucking dominate one of those cute little ponies

This is a dream come true for you

((You Are Jackie))

This is heaven for you

If Anon wants to make love to a pony, so be it

You will adjust to any needs possible

This deep passionate kiss is just the beginning of what you have planned for him

You eventually break the kiss, leaving a little strand of saliva between the both of you

“Let’s take this to the bedroom”

You and Anon walk into the bedroom

You whisper in Anon’s ear:

“If you truly love me, I want you to prove it to me”

“I can do that, hehe” He says in his best seductive tone

“Fuck me Anon! Fuck me hard! Give me all you’ve got! Now!”

He pulls all of his clothing off, slowly, but it begins to turn you on more

He finally pulls his underwear off

His huge erect member sticks right out in front of you

“Good”

You tackle him and push him onto the bed

You turn around, grab his dick in your mouth and slam down hard, pushing the head of his rock-hard cock to your throat

“oohhhaaahhOOOHHHHFUCKYES” He yells out in pleasure as you move your head up and down, at a really fast pace

You pop him out for a moment

“Faster?”

“Yes!”

You slam your mouth down on his member again, sucking and ramming it into your throat

“Hoooollyyyshit Jackie that feels so good!”

You start to move your head faster

“Jackie! I think I’m gonna c-OOHHHHHHHYYYEEESSS~”

You bring him to an incredibly intense orgasm

His seed gushes forth and fills your mouth up fast

You swallow it all

It has a really weird indescribable texture, but you love the taste of it

“You taste pretty good, but… Is that all you got?!”

With those words he grabs you by the waist, and pulls your flank up to his face

“Now, it’s my turn” He says with a low growly voice

“Alright good because I-aahhh!~”

Anon begins to lick around the very edges of your netherlips, which causes you to let out a loud involuntary moan

“ooohhhhyes! Keep doing that!” You yell out in delight

He keeps licking around your nethers, getting closer, and closer to your clit with each roundabout

You put your head against the bed and leave your flank in the air

The pleasure just got more and more intense with every circle

You feel yourself getting uncontrollably wet

You start to leak mare juices

You bite the blankets to keep from hollering out

Anon then reaches your clit

He sticks his tongue all the way out and starts lightly circling it and flicking at it

“oohhhhhh~ Anon please! Stop teasing me! Just-”

“Just what?”

“Make me cum Anon!!”

With that, Anon lightly pinches your clit in his teeth and pulls

“Aaaahhhh!” You cry out in pain and ecstasy

He then begins to suck on it, flicking his tongue around it with each suck

Your legs begin to quiver, you feel like they could buckle under all of the pleasure at any time

Anon rams his tongue as far as it will go into your drenched, awaiting entrance

He moves it up and licks deep between your sensitive petals

Your juices begin to start dribbling down your legs

Anon starts to dart his tongue in and out of your leaking pussy at a fast pace

His tongue brushing past your folds with every exit

“Annnoooooonn!~” You cry out

“Anon! I- I”

You get pushed to the brink of the orgasm.

You finally climax, screaming out in utter bliss

Your legs give way and you flop onto the bed as your fluids come gushing forth

Anon wastes no time

He licks up and savors your sweet nectar

“A-Anon… That was… fucking amazing…”

You are panting heavily

You can barely talk

“Oh, it’s not over yet, Jackie” He says in a scary, seductive voice

“W-what?”

“You told me to prove my love, and that is exactly what I intend to do”

((You Are Anon))

“I hope your ready for this! Hehe!”

You take your still erect, wet member and align it to Jackie’s butthole

You begin to slowly push it in

Jackie makes a sharp gasp noise

You push yourself all the way into her tailhole

It is incredibly tight

Jackie starts to pant heavily again

You start to thrust into her, at a moderate pace for a little bit, but then you start to get faster

Jackie starts to make a squealing sound with each thrust

You grip her flank extremely tight and thrust her faster

The squeals start to turn into loud screams

You begin to wonder if you are hurting her

“Jackie? Are you good wi-”

“YES FUCK YES! FINISH ME OFF ANON!”

You oblige

You thrust as hard and as fast as you possibly can

You feel an orgasm coming on

Her screams are becoming loud enough to break glass

Finally, you reach your peak

You moan loudly as you fill Jackie’s butthole to capacity with your cum

Jackie once again, flops back onto her stomach, her legs splayed across the bed

Your fluids leaked out of her back end slowly

“H-how W-was that?”

You are panting heavily as well now

Jackie just lets out a long satisfied and quiet moan

Her eyes close and she gives you a little smile

Her little sleep indicator light turns on

You just fucked a pony

A super-computer pony at that

And you can easily say that it was the greatest experience of your entire life

You drift off to sleep as well…