I Miss You Dashie

Rainbow Blitz looked at the rapidly growing skyline of Ponyville. The first thing he noticed was the noise, or lack thereof. He flew up and landed on the roof of Sugarcube Corner. There was nopony around except some ponies sitting in the middle of the square talking. A stallion and four mares. He also saw some weird ape-thing in the corner. It had a unicorn horn, maybe the result of the same botched spell that got him in the middle of the Everfree. Two of the mares looked almost exactly alike, and very similar to himself. The yellow mare looked an awful lot like Butterscotch. And the grey one looked something like Klutzy. But, they were obviously spies.

If you thought that Blitz just sat there thinking all this out, then you were wrong. He was going as silently as he could to sneak up on him, when he was tackled from behind.

I saw Rainbow Blitz from a long ways away; he made no precaution to be stealthy. I flew up behind him and pinned him down to the roof of Sugarcube Corner.

“Hullo, Rainbow Blitz,” I whispered into his ear, “Dusk screwed up another spell, huh?”

“Huh? I know you know my name, because you are obviously a spy, but how in Solaris’s beard did I get here?”

I chuckled. “I’m no spy, but you need to come down here with me. I think there are some ponies you need to meet. And, some people, too.”

Blitz finally realized that he was being pinned not by hooves, but hands and feet. He freaked out, bucked me in the chest and sped off. I quickly followed suit. Unsurprisingly, I had no problem keeping up. Based on the little physics I knew, I could tell that Blitz was not as fast as Dash would be. Even with the pain in my chest, I still managed to hit the nerve cluster in the back of the thigh I found on Dash with a sharp, straight-fingered jab. I grabbed him around the wings and hauled ass back to Town Square before Blitz recovered from the shock I just gave him.

First Person Kyle

I finally managed to shut Torrie up. I looked up and realized I had a horn on my head. Sweet. I went over to the others as Francis landed in town square with another cyan-and-rainbow pony. The third one this year. Oh, joy. I looked closer and realized that this pony was male.

Rainbow Blitz? Okay, this is getting really messed up.

“Hey!” Rainbow Blitz said as Francis pinned him down. “Get off of-” He stopped abruptly, fully seeing the sight before him. He backed away with fear in his eyes.

“What are you?” he asked, obviously referencing me and Francis.

“Well, I am Kyle Bucy, and I suppose under the circumstances, I am a mage. And that would make Francis over there an angel. Or possibly, I could be considered a unicorn, and Francis a pegasus. Huh, funny how that works.”

Both the Rainbows wanted to speak, so they did. At the same time.

”I’m Rainbow Dash, the fastest flier in all of Equestria.” They looked at each other and laughed. “Jinx,”

Blitz shook his head, and looked at Fluttershy. “So, why is Butterscotch a girl?”

Francis laughed. “Her name is Fluttershy, and I believe Scotch is safe back home. Unlike you.” He looked at the rest of us. “We need to find out where the other Elements of Harmony are.”

Dr. Whooves looked excited “So! A team of eight i all we need to find them, if we can get along. So, let us be off on this randomly entertaining mission I have found myself in! Let us go! Allons-y!”

Ohoho... let’s see what kind of fun I can have with *this group...*