Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

by UmemotoJiro

Taste the rainbow

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Macintosh's next date is with Ponyville's most athletic mare, Rainbow Dash. He didn't know the agenda but he was guessing she would come by sometime in the afternoon after her, apparently routine, morning nap. Well at least it gave him time to do his morning chores and get ready. Applejack avoided him as much as possible this morning, she'll most likely do that the entire week. It was just about ten after eight when AJ finally spoke.
"I'm going to town. Load up the cart."
"Eeyup"
He loaded the cart full of golden delicious and other kinds of apples. She tipped her hat and left for town. Mac waited a second and kicked a few more trees. On his sixth tree he heard a strange grunt then a whoa. Rainbow Dash fell onto him.
"Ouch," Big Mac grunted, "Miz Dash? Are you okay?" Rainbow Dash got off Mac's chest and shook her head.
"Ugh, yeah I'm fine. You?" Asked Dash.
"Fine. Why were ya'll in my family's tree?" Mac asked back.
Dash began shifting uncomfortably, "well... You see... This morning I woke up extra early because I was excited for our date and came straight here to get you. But... When I got here you and Applejack were just starting your chores, and, no offense, I'd rather not cross paths with AJ right now. So I ended up landing in a tree and drifting to sleep by accident." Unbenounced to her, Dash's gaze slowly drifted downwards to the ground and she became very flustered.
Big Mac chuckled, "it's okay, Miz Dash, I understand."
"Really!? Cool, then ready for our date?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
"Sure, let me get cleaned up we can be on our way. Ya'll wouldn't want to go on no date with some stinkin' stallion would ya?" Mac said jokingly.
"No! It's fine I mean." Dash interjected, "I don't mind really. In fact I kind of like your smell!" She covered her mouth. What in Celestia's name did she just say. "I don't mean I just go around and sniff you whenever! I just mean..." She became completely flustered.
"Hehe. Alrighty then Miz Dash shall we get going." Mac asked.
"Eeyup!" Dash replied, causing Mac to give another hearty laugh. Rainbow Dash can be quite cute when she wants to.
They began their walk to Ponyville. Dash apparently had nothing planned so they decided to walk around town till they found something to do, once they arrived. Pegasus squads were busy making sure the skies were clear and the sun could let its rays through to the ground. There's not much to do in Ponyville so they just strolled for awhile. No pony seemed to care as much as they did yesterday when he went out with Twilight...odd.
"Oh, Mac! How about a game of bowling?" Rainbow pointed to the bowling alley.
"Sure Miz. Dash." Mac replied.
They entered the facility and proceeded to get a lane, two bowling balls, and some very badly sized horse shoes. Dash's were slightly to big and wobbled and they didn't have Big Mac's size so he had to get the largest they had that was still a size and a half too small. The pair began their game.
"I hope you don't expect me to go easy." Dash states throwing the ball down the lane towards the pins knocking all of them in her first try. "Yes! Stri~ke!" The pins reset.
"Nnope." Big Mac throws his ball rather lazily to be honest, "hope ya'll didn' expect me to aye'ther." Mac walked to his seat. Rainbow Dash watch the ball slowly hit the pins knocking them one by one. Strike.
"NO WAY!!" Shouted Dash, "oh it is so on."
Who knew bowling could be so intense. Each throw was carefully calculated and none were ever wasted. But at the end Mac held a small lead. It was the final frame for Rainbow Dash she threw, 8 pins on the pick-up and for her final throw another 9 putting her ahead by that 10pins. She was obviously nervous, Big Mac was a fairly confident bowler and getting a spare would be easy for him, the extra throw of a last frame would just add even more if he did (I don't bowl so if this doesn't work well...balls). She was going to lose.
"I hate losing" she mumbled to herself
Macintosh heard this and was at a lost on what to do. Of course he wanted to win but right now it didn't seem the most gentlecolty thing to do now. He'd have to make sure not seem too obvious. Mac threw the ball as fast as he could, well that was conspicuous he thought. The pins blasted out of the way leaving an almost smoldering path straight through. A 7 - 10 split. He faked signed threw the ball again only hitting the 7. A squeal of excitement was let out by Dash, who either didn't notice or care, she won.
"Sweet Celestia! I won! That was the best game of my life!" Flying around, celebrating, "oh Big Mac that was so much fun! Thank you!" And she kissed him.
Dash pulled back fast and flustered heavily, Mac did too but yeah... Red coat so no pony noticed. They had lunch at the alley's food vendor and left.
"This was a good date." thought Macintosh "just an overall pleasant time. Nothing too big, and first time no sex. Now we can't have that can we.
"Hey Dash! How's it going?" A yellow Pegasus mare with a aqua colored mane and three raindrops as a cutie mark called from above.
"Oh hey, Raindrop! It's good, how about you?" The Pegasus landed and faced Dash.
"Not too good actually. Major change to the weather plans all weather teams have to report in to get ready for a major storm today. I'm sorry to ask but we need your help, even if it's your day off." Said the yellow Pegasus.
"What! No way! I'm on a date!" Dash respond shockingly.
"Huh?" Raindrop looked towards Big Mac, who gave a gentle smile back, "With Big Mac?"
"Uh, yeah. Who were you expecting?" Asked Dash.
"Well...um...no one special" said Raindrop rather nervously.
"Why are you acting nervous!?"
"Oh no reason" she stepped back a few spaces.
"No tell me!" Rainbow seemed slightly mad now following her steps till she hit a wall.
"*gulp* uh, Fluttershy." She said apprehentlessly
"WHAT?! Not this lesbian thing again!" yelled Dash.
"I'm sorry you just have that kind of...vibe."
"What bucking vibe! I've always liked colts! Does everypony think I'm gay!?"
To her surprise a crowd that had gathered to see what all the noise was about decided to answer.
"Anypony who thought Rainbow Dash was a fillyfooler say I" let's just say the consensus was yes, everypony thought Dash if given a choice would choose a cat over a chicken (think about it).
Dash turned stoic. Mac seemed rather uncomfortable shifting back and forth looking for a way out of the now rather large crowd.
"Mac?" Rainbow said not staring at him. Shivers were sent up his body.
"Yes, Miz Dash?"
"Whip it out."
"Whip what out?" He chuckled.
"It"
"It what?" Trying desperately to see if he was wrong.
Dash turned, "YOUR DICK, STALLIONHOOD, COCK, MR.HAPPY, SCHLONG, WAND OF PLEASURE, YOUR LUNA DAMN PENIS!" Yelled straight into his face. Mac coward in fear.
"Eeyup" is all he managed to say before he was pushed on his back and Rainbow had mounted his crotch.
"Alright! You guys better pay good attention! This is why they call him Big Mac" the crowd let out mixed reactions but the overall thought seemed to be...wow. Dash continued "And this is why I'm not a lesbian." She rammed it inside of her as the crowd gasped and she began grinding him letting out moans of joy.
"Oh yes! Right there! Who's the lesbian now! Bet you wish you had a cock this good!" Dash let out between downward thrusts.
Yes they did want a cock that good. Mac look out into the crowd some mares were drooling, some seemed shocked, some seemed wondering if this was free. On mother even seemed to playing with herself (like some others) telling her son in a perpeller hat to got the arcade. He also noticed one yellow mare who seemed rather angry but she was hidden by the cloak she wore.
Dash was still going hard. Up, down and an occasional spin around to give the crowd a different view but now it was time for the finisher.
"Mac you ready?" Dashed asked the stallion underneath her.
"Eeyup" he's been "ready" since a minute in.
"Alright together on three. One. Two. Three!" They reached their climax. Dashes head snapped back, eyes rolled back into her head, and her tongue stuck out of her mouth. Mac arched his back, closed his eyes and gave her one last good thrust sending his seed flying. That was it all they had in one Big Bang.
They got up and saw the crowd of mares sprawled out everywhere. Apparently together on three meant altogether on three. Raindrop wobbled to her hooves.
"Okay Dash. I believe you, you're not a lesbian. But we still need your help with the weather." The yellow Pegasus explained.
"Alright I get it. I have a duty to Ponyville. I'm sorry Mac is it okay if we cut the date short?" Asked Dash
"Eeyup. Have a nice day Miz Dash." He kissed her on the nose and proceeded to leave.
"Thanks, Big Mac! See ya Saturday!" Yelled Dash.
"You have another date?" Raindrop inquired.
"Not exactly. But the possibility of another date will be possible if he chooses me."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Let's go report in."
Date 2 finished.

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