Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem

A new dawn peaked over the horizon of Sweet Apple Acres. Big Macintosh stared at his ceiling, his plan was ruined. He realized in the middle of the night it wouldn't work but another problem was Applejack wanted to start sleeping in the same bed. Although he was against the idea,as he looked down at AJ snuggling his chest he couldn't help think she is beautiful. Big Mac smiled slightly. He thought back to this week's events and realized it was the best week of his life. First the lavender librarian, then the fastest flyer in Equestria, the pink party pony, the lady-like fashionista, the not so shy animal lover, and finally his own sister. Quite the feat, he thought, but it was over and he was content with making his sister happy for the rest of his life. Applejack began to wake up slowly, rubbing her eyes and letting out a yawn.
"Hey there, Mr. Apple, how are ya this fine morning?" Applejack said prodding her hoof in his side.
"Good. You?" Mac replied.
"I'm wonderful darling. How bout I make us some breakfast."
"Eeyup"
"Ya know I've always loved yer simple, deep answers." Applejack rolled out of bed and left Big Macintosh's room,grabbing her Stetson on the way out.
In the hallway Applejack bumped into the youngest of the Apple family, Apple Bloom.
"Sis, why ya coming out of Big Mac's room instead of yer own?" The little filly asked.
"Cause that's what a wife and husband do, an' don't call me Sis no more. I'd prefer my own daughter to call me Ma for once." AJ casually said as she walked down the wooden steps.
Apple Bloom jaw dropped. She didn't hear what she thought she heard, right? There Mom died while giving birth to her, or so she was told. As Applebloom's world seem the crumble around her she wondered if life would ever be the same.
Downstairs AJ entered the kitchen to the sight of Granny Smith setting up to make pancakes.
"No Granny, imma gonna make breakfast today. Y'all just go and sit on down at the table." Applejack said with a cheerful tone.
"Well alrighty dear," Granny Smith replied, "y'all seem to be right cheery today any reason why?"
"Oh it's nothin' really." Better not to tell her don't need her having a heart attack thought AJ
"Well okay. Holler if ya need any help." Granny started out to the family's dining table.
The whole house filled with the smell of pancakes, hash browns, and apples (as per usual for every meal). Big Macintosh arrived at the table as AJ began putting down the food. Apple Bloom's pupils were the size of an end of a straw staring blankly at a wall.
"Is everything alright, Apple Bloom?" Asked Big Mac.
Her head slowly shifted to Mac "Are ya my Pa brotha?"
"Err...Eeyup." He stated staring straight into her eyes. Apple Bloom gaze shifted back to the wall before her head slammed into the table.
"Wow! I can't believe she bought that yer Ma died given birth for so many years. No wonder she doesn't have a Cutie Mark!"
"GRANNY!" Mac shouted back at Granny Smith.
"Soups on everypony!" Applejack shouted laying down a plate of pancakes on the table with one hoof. They look delicious causing drool to come out the corners of their mouths. Mac began to reach for one but AJ slapped his hoof.
"Uh un. I got special pancakes for you Mac." Applejack went back for multiple trips bring out the rest of the meal. Finally, she came out with some very special pancakes for Big Mac. Laying them in front of him he noticed they were red velvet, heart shaped pancakes with a Macintosh Apple slice on top.
"I love ya." AJ whispered into Big Mac's ear. He gulped before digging in. There was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it doncha worry" AJ said, "y'all just eat."
Applejack left the kitchen and went to see who was at the door. To her surprise, through the mesh of the top, she saw Rarity carrying a black bag on her back with a clothes hanger sticking out the top.
"Uh...Hi ya Rarity. What brings ya out to these neck of the woods?" Applejack seemed rather stunned the fashionista never liked to get her hooves muddy on the dirt paths of the acres.
"Oh yes. Good Morning, Applejack. I'm here to see Macintosh today. May I inquire where he is at this moment?" Rarity said in her ladylike tones.
"Aye guess. Why do ya need him?"
"Well, as repayment for his help with my last order I came to give him a complimentary suit."
"Oh! That's nice of ya come on i..."
"Hey ya Girls" a new voice enter the conversation from above. AJ recognized it in an instant...Rainbow Dash.
"You." AJ pointed a hoof accusingly.
"Relax AJ." Rainbow said as she landed next to Rarity on the porch,"since our last encounter I've been thinking..."
"Thinking of what?" AJ asked staring daggers at Dash who didn't seem to notice.
"Well..." She started, "I'm here to see if Big Mac would like to join me for lunch in the park today." Dash said staring at the ground and brushing a pebble to the side with her hoof.
"WHAT!?" Both Applejack and Rarity screamed.
"Y'all stay away from my brotha ya sex crazed Pegasus!" AJ yelled.
"What!?" Now Rarity and Rainbow Dash said in unison.
"Are you telling me you're the one of Applejack's friends that she caught doing Big Macintosh!?" Rarity said shockingly.
"How do you know about that!? Never mind, I don't care. See here, AJ, I'm not here just to have sex with your brother again. I'm here to try and have an actual relationship with him." Rainbow said stomping her hoof on the ground.
"Hiya Girls!" another new voice.
The group turned to see Pinkie Pie at the bottom of the steps with a party invitation in her mouth.
"Pinkie this isn't the best time." AJ said putting her hoof to her scrunched up forehead.
"Oh that's okay I just want to deliver a party invitation." Pinkie Pie said back.
"Alrighty then hand it here."
"Oh no. I'm sorry this isn't for you"
"Huh? Then who is it for?"
"Mackey Wackey!"
"What?! Let me see that!" She grabbed the invite and read it out loud. "To Mackey-- Party for two Sugar Cube Corner at Ten sharp don't be late!--XOXO Pinkie" AJ put down the paper "Are ya after my brotha too?!"
"Too?! Is somebody else going after my Mackey Wackey!"
"Your Mackey Wackey!" This time AJ and Dash with Rarity off to the side still shock of what she was hearing.
"Now listen here!" AJ started.
"Oh hey girls, how's i..."
"For Luna's sake if you say you're after my brother too I can't be held responsible for what I'll do." AJ turned and yelled at a shocked Twilight Sparkle with her book bag on her back.
"Uhhh...well I'm not here for that per say, I'm here to tell him I think I'm late." Twilight said matter of factually.
The entire group froze. Did she say what they think she said?
"Is everything okay out here. There's a lot of yelling." Big Mac innocently walked into a minefield.
"Mac." Applejack's tone was lacking emotion.
"Gulp* Ummm. Yes AJ" Mac replied.
"Please explain why Twilight here is saying she's late and wants to talk to ya."
"Uhhh...Well...ya see."
"See what! That I turns out ya been rutting all of my friends behind my back!" Applejack exploded, the rest of the girls turned towards Macintosh narrowing there eyebrows.
"Uhhh...well ya see"
"There you are" a yellow streak came down from the sky and tackled Big Mac to the ground. On the ground Big Mac froze once he realized who it was. Fluttershy."Oh, I was so worried. When I woke up (two days later) you weren't there. Why did you leave? Weren't you happy?"
"Ummm... Fluttershy... Could ya get off me?" Mac asked politely.
"No. That was my mistake. I won't ever get off you again." She began drawing circles in his red chest and bit her lower lip. "So why don't we just head back to my place and finish what we started." And she laid on kiss on his lips.
"Fluttershy!" Five obviously a very voices came from behind her, snapping her out of her crazed state. She turned around to see the rest of the mane six in charging stance steam coming out of their nostrils.
"Oh! Ummm... Hi girls... I didn't see you there." Fluttershy hid behind her mane. Big Mac got up and slowly tried to make his way to the house in vain.
"That's it all y'all leave and never come back!" Applejack yelled at her friends.
"Hold on dear, I think there's a more practical solution." Rarity spoke up.
"Yay! What is it." AJ said in a sarcastic tone.
"Let Big Macintosh decide whom he would like to call his mare friend by a trial date. We will go in order of the days we had sex with him." Rarity spoke to the group. The group seemed to like this idea, all except Applejack. "Macintosh, deary!" Mac was almost a t the door when he heard his named called. "Would you mind coming over her and telling us the order in which you consummated your love with?"
Mac wearily walked over to the group, head down trying not to look them in the eyes. "Ummm. Miz Sparkle first" the yeses from Twilight had cut him off before he could continue. "Then Miz Dash, then Miz Pie, then Miz Rarity, and lastly Miz Fluttershy." No need to tell them about AJ he thought.
"Wait a second! Y'all promised me you wouldn't have sex with my brother!" Applejack pointed her hoof at Rarity.
"Well it wasn't a Pinkie promise and I'm still a virgin do mind you. I'm saving myself for marriage, if I'm lucky enough." She winked at Big Mac who couldn't help but blush at the thought of such a beautiful bride. The group whispered about figuring out they must of tried anal and wondering how much it must of hurt, he wasn't called Big~ Mac for nothing (every single time Mac thought to himself). "Here's the plan we will all have a day with Macintosh to try to win him over starting Sunday with Twilight going in order till we finish with Applejack Friday so he can decide who he'd like to date Saturday." Rarity finished.
"Wait how do ya know I like my brother!" AJ shouted.
"Oh please. I've read enough romance novels to realize when a little sister is in love with the older brother but can't be open about it so she tries to defend him from other fillies. Oh and don't think I haven't noticed how your parents death and Apple Bloom's birth do not work together. Anypony would notice." Apparently not as the rest of the group look utterly shocked. "Is everyone okay with this plan?" Rarity asked the group, they nodded. "Very well, everyone leave for today and plan for your dates. Oh and Big Mac please wear this suit on our date I would greatly enjoy seeing you in it." She laid the black bag she was carrying on her back onto Big Mac's.
The girls started to depart. Only Mac and AJ were left. Mac spoke up "Let's go inside and finish breakfast."