Big Mac Accidently Makes a Harem
Sparkle in her eye
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Day one of what Big Mac would later call date week. Today, at around noon, Macintosh was to go to the library in order to take one, Twilight Sparkle, to a small family run restaurant near town square. A nice simple date. Maybe a walk in the park afterwards, according to the letter a small, shaking dragon had given him.
His morning chores were done and he took a shower. To his surprise, Applebloom was outside the bathroom door.
"What are ya doing! It's almost noon why aren't ya ready!?" The small filly shouted at her brother... Um... Father... Nah let's just go with brother.
"I was about to get going." Big Mac replied as soon as he gained his composure.
"Not like that yer not," she stated, "look, AJ, told me what's going on. Well more like forced me to listen as she complained about the situation all night long. I love AJ and promised to help her win ya over, but I can't imagine what it would be like if my siblings suddenly became my ma and pa. You guys will just always be my brotha and sister, no matter how much AJ might disagree. So the only option is fer you to pick one of the other fillies." Applebloom obviously had some time to think this over.
"Well, alright. That's fine an' all but I got to get going." Mac began to walk down the stairs of their old home. He began to put on his yolk.
"Is that all yer takin?" Applebloom asked.
"Eeyup." Mac stated.
"Ya can't do that! They may be the one's courting you but that doin' mean ya'll need to stop being a gentlecolty like. Here." The little filly ran outside with a cloud of dust behind her returning with a purple flower, collar & bow tie combo, and fedora.
"Look it's fine. I don't need all tha' stuff." Big Mac stated to the young filly. He stopped, no, anything but that. The puppy dog stare with the slight tear in her big orange eyes. "ALRIGHT! I'll take the flower but that's it."
"What about the fedora?! Everypony looks good in a fedora!" Applebloom held to no avail, Macintosh was out the door and on the path to town.
He slowed to a nice trot after Ponyville came into view. Slightly cloudy, but overall a good day. The red stallion made his way through the streets all the while getting a couple of head turns at the sight of him. Something was wrong the mares of the town began to notice. Big Mac wasn't on apple cart duty today (they always have the calendar marked), he doesn't just goes around town for no reason (he prefers to stay at the farm sadly), and he has a single purple flower tucked into his yolk. The signs only pointed one direction. The mares began to follow Big Mac to his destination.
Twilight Sparkle was on her double check of her checklist. "Looks like that's everything. Oh Celestia, I can't wait till Big Mac arrives." She looked in the mirror making sure her hair was okay. Purple magic engulfed her book bag it's contents was a few scrolls, the checklist, and a single book expressed order overnight from Manehatten, All You Ever Wanted To Know About First Dates But Were Too Afraid To Ask. She didn't get a chance to read it all the way through but she could always use it as a quick reference guide.
Mac arrived at the front door of the library, oblivious to the crowd of mares behind him. He knocked and shouted, "Miz Sparkle, I'm here to pick ya'll up fer our date!" Gasps and other audible intakes of breathes could be heard along sobbing and a scream of "Why, Luna, why".
Twilight rushed to the door, took a few breathes and opened it. She was greeted by the sight of a big red flank, since Big Mac had turned to acquire what the strange outbursts had came from. "Oh my. Not that I don't like the view but I would like to talk to my date real fast." Twilight chuckled.
"Miz Sparkle, I'm sorry bout that, here." Macintosh pulled the purple flower Applebloom had gotten him.
"Oh! If I'm not mistaken this is a Crocuses! How lovely thank you Big Macintosh." Twilight levitated the flower out of Big Mac's mouth and placed it in her main.
"Eeyup." What the hay is a Crocuses thought Big Mac only knowing the name of apples."Shall we get going Miz Sparkle."
"Why, yes, that would be lovely." They made their way through a sea of envious, sad, and hateful mares. In only about five minutes the couple had arrived at the simple Mom and Pop restaurant. They were seated immediately.
The purple unicorn and red stallion sat at a well lit corner table near a window. As they looked and ordered their drinks a yellow blur quickly passed outside the window barely noticed by either of them. Twilight took out her book and checked a few things off.
"What's that?" Mac asked.
"Oh nothing!" She quickly shoved it back in the bag giving him a awkward smile.
"Well okay. Twilight I have an important question to ask you." Big Mac seemed rather serious.
"Yes, what is it?" The unicorn asked back.
"Are you really late?"
"Late for what?"
"Well ya know...late."
"Uhh...OH! Late! Oh yes that." She paused "No it arrived."
"Oh, okay." Mac seemed honestly disappointed.
"If I was, then what would you do?" Twilight asked.
"I'd marry you. There's no way I would let the mother of ma child raise them by herself. My Pa taught me better." Macintosh stated proudly.
"I lied!" Twilight chuckled, "I'm late. I guess you'll just have to marry me now hehe." Mac raised an eyebrow. "Okay maybe not. But I'd love to have kids and I know a lot about farming! Not in practice but I've read about it. I'm good with numbers so I can do taxes, I have connections in Canterlot that would love to get some of your apples, and...and." Twilight was putting it on the line.
"Miz Sparkle." Mac's deep voice interjected.
"YES!" Twilight stopped.
"It's okay. You don' need to try and impresses me. I came here to meet the real you. Please be yourself." Mac smooth voice empathized with Twilights soul.
"Okay...Thank you, Big Mac."
"Eeyup!"
The rest of meal went well. They had pleasant conversations, laughed, and even talked about future hopes and dreams. They shared a walk in the park and arrived back at the Twilight's Treehouse around five in the afternoon.
"Well I had a lovely time Big Mac." Twilight turned to him before unlocking the door.
"Eeyup" Macintosh watch as Twilight once again marked inside her book. He read the title and chuckled.
"Oh no!" She put it away, "You saw, didn't you?" She pouted at the stallion.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself." He chuckled, "What's next in yer book."
"Let's see," she began reading, "if your date has gone especially well you may allow for your stallion to kiss you before he leaves."
"Well I can do that." Said Macintosh as he placed a kiss on the purple unicorns lips causing her to fluster.
"Is that it!" She scanned the book frantically, turning as if there was some hidden message if held upside down. "Why isn't there a part where we do it. Screw this book!" The novel flew back with great speed as another floated towards them. Mac couldn't read the title but he did see the author, Molestia. Flipping through it Twilight began to giggle and said, "Now this book has the right ideas."
"Miz. Sparkle?"
"Oh my most wonderful teacher. I've been so naughty. Maybe you should use your great "BIG" riding crop to punish me." Turning around and giving a little shake.
"GULP. Eeyup!"
What a nice date.
