Deadpool In Equestria

Authors note : Apparently the chapters are short, this was the feedback currently, this might take a while but for the sake of quality, the chapter shall be written longer, and more descriptive, because quality is heart of this fiction

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Twilight couldn't believe her ears, Celestia wanted her to work with that thing, that thing that had her at his mercy, that thing that seemed to have no mercy.

Applejack quickly chimed in " Are y'all sure the elements can't just defeat him?"

Celestia only sighed " I wish they could, young one, but like Discord, Mephisto feeds off  chaos,despair and greed,  and he has been living in the human world, where it happens far too often for him to not have grown strong enough to resist the elements power. Mephisto feels the need to bring that from the human world, Equestria, and the brute force that the human used may be one of our greatest hopes against him."

“Wait, so you want us to fight chaos with chaos, thus creating a chaotic paradox of chaosness in the chaos zone sending us back into ancient chaotic Equestria of chaos?”, Pinkie Pie asked, confusing everyone in the room.

Finally, when Celestia found out what Pinkie Pie had said she had gracefully shook her head no “Pinkie Pie, your imagination never ceases to amaze me, but no. Fighting is not chaos depending on what the human is fighting for, if ones intentions are good of heart than perhaps, he could help us save Equestria. Look at it like this, Chaos is fire, Harmony is water. The best way to fight fire is with water, but when the water evaporates, you must fight fire with fire.”

Rainbow Dash was desperate for an excuse to not work with the one who slashed her leg  “Then why can’t we fight Mephisto ourselves.”

Celestia was gentle and calm with the response, as if trying to lay down bad news. “Because Mephisto is too powerful, from what I saw of that battle, that is no ordinary human, and he can heal from extraordinary injuries.”

The Mane 6 were now confused from the “extraordinary” part, what special ability would one have that the chosen ones of the Elements of Harmony wouldn’t.Fluttershy was the first to ask, she was shivering at the very thought that Mephisto could beat the Elements of Harmony.

“What is the extraordinary part?” she asked Celestia , with a terrified look in her eyes.

“Remember when AppleJack broke his back? He simply got back up as though it was nothing. He healed from an injury in seconds, what would usually take a human weeks to even heal from.”  Celestia replied to the question almost immediately. “If he is on our side, it is nothing to worry about.”Twilight had been deep in thought up to this point about that very thing, what side was he on?

She looked up and spoke up to the princess, “What side is he on?” she asked, hoping that the princess would know.

“That is your first mission, to find out, as the wielders of the Elements it is your job to protect Equestria, no matter how they are used.” Celestia replied.

“Wait so y’all are saying we gotta team up with someone, when we don’t even know what side they are on?!” Applejack quickly responded.

Celestia only sighed “Unfortunately, yes.”

Twilight said “Ok girls we will have to subliminally persuade him before we can get him to join us this one appears to be pretty crafty.Try to get on his good side.”

Deadpool marched out of  the empty area that was once Ponyville. As he marched across Equestria, he proudly took out his guns , looking from left to right, scanning the area for opponents. Deadpool was now ready for anything this place had to throw at him, he had scared an entire town making it vacant, but for some reason he still had felt bad for those 6 ponies.

“Hey!”, he heard a familiar voice behind him. He looked behind him to see the 6 ponies that he was just thinking of.

He was shocked at this revelation,  “Your still alive and you found me!” He heard himself shout out. He decided to continue with a theory as to how this happened, “I am not going to say it was aliens, but it was probably aliens.”

“Listen!” said Twilight.” We don’t like you, and you don’t like us, we got that clear, but we share a com Mephisto.”

Deadpool replied to this quickly and calmy “Actually I don’t really know why Mephisto is so bad, MY FRIEND JOHNY ON THE OTHER HAND.”

Pinkie Pie said,” Hey 6 is ok, but did you know that it is not actually a party without at least 7 ponies.”

Deadpool,clueless to what was going on, replied, “ Meh for me 15 is when a true party begins, and not until the beer and DJ booth get in. Seriously Spidey....worst....party...ever”

Applejack said “Hey, wanna see who can buck the most apples?”

He asked “ How am I supposed to buck with no hooves. That defies physics and is unarguably cheating on your part? I bid you good day.”

Rarity said “ How about I get you out of that atrocious outfit?” She smiled at the very thought of him with a better fashion design.

He frowned underneath the mask “I like this outfit, besides I look much better with the mask on.”

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were whispering about what the best way to get him to open up would be, before Rainbow Dash finally asked  “Hey what is your origin story?”

Deadpools frown turned into a smile before he sung a song.

,and then said “And one day I will go up to the six fingered man and say “Hello my name is Deadpool, you killed my father, prepare to die.” "They made a movie about the story  I just told you, the movie is named Scarface and stars Arnold Swcharzenneger as John Rambo."

Twilight just stood there with a confused face “ That story ,if you can call it that, didn’t make any sense.”

Pinkie pie added her opinion "What are you talking about,they should mak

Deadpool continued “ Oh and there was some crap about Weapon X and Cancer and Wade Wilson.”