Deadpool In Equestria

Authors  Deadpools notes: I have noticed I forgot to break the 4th wall enough  in the last chapter. So, hi audiencei.

Authors note: As promised, here is part 2. I decided to add a bit of drama and character development, but I think I should stick to comedy

Deadpool had finally pieced it together what they were trying to do, having a different interpretation on their intentions, but still getting what was going on.

“You can stop getting on my good side.” Deadpool said, with a smart look on his face under the masked.

“But we wanted to team up, and defeat Mephisto.” Twilight said, yet again trying to persuade him.

Deadpool  said  “Listen I still have to find out who that Chaos dude was, because he didn’t look anything like Thor’s brother and he wasn’t really that friendly, he was a big  dumb....thingy.”

Twilight turned and sighed before it hit her, “Wait did you say chaos dude?”. Deadpool nodded at this, before she continued “Girls its time we pay a certain statue a visit.”

Pinkie pie said “Wait but tonight is normal, how could Discord be on the loose if the precipitation isn’t delicious.”  This made all the other ponies facehoof

“Sugarcube, much more happened than just chocolate rain” Applejack said, putting her hoof on Pinkie Pie’s shoulder, “He tried to plunge the world into eternal chaos.”

Deadpool stopped her “Wait, did you say Chocolate rain?”. The ponies stopped in their tracked and looked at him.

“What do you care?” asked Rarity, still eyeing his choice of fashion. Deadpool replied to this by babbling on and on about  a song he wrote about the substance, saying he knew it was real his whole life but never got to see it up close.

Roughly 5 minutes and 300,000 words out of his mouth  later, Twilight interrupted, “Ok we get it, but Pinkie Pie has a point, all kinds of chaotic things should be happening if he was on the loose.”

Just at that moment, a young filly walked out, she was grey with black eyes, but easily recognizable.

“Applebloom, what in tarnation happened to you, y’all look like you’ve been possessed.” asked Applejack.

“No, quite the opposite, I have been freed.”  Applebloom replied, she stood there, practically emotionless.

“This is the work of Discord, it has to be.” Fluttershy nervously said, looking  around almost expecting the draconequus to show up, start making riddles, and laugh at them. Everypony seemed to nod at this, they seemed to agree Discord was free and about and that he was messing with them, so that the second they thought they were safe, he would cause chaos.

“Discord did not free me, he is currently but a mental image trying to guide others to freedom, I was freed by the glorious Mephisto.”  This left a image of shock on all of the ponies faces, Mephisto had gotten to her, but why a filly of all ponies.

“It was a simple plan of his, I foolishly wanted to insult the mighty Discord, so I made a deal with Mephisto that freed Discord as a mental image among ponies... and apparently your friend.” Appleboom continued. “Zecora apparently did not see the light and is currently trying to make a potion that will “fix” me, rather foolish if you ask me but nothing can fix what isn’t broken.”

All the of the ponies (and Deadpool) were stunned, except for Applejack whom was resisting tears were escaping her eyes, trying her best to conceal them, knowing if she gave in then she would be letting Mephisto get to her. Deadpool was now feeling something he never thought he would, he felt pity for the poor creature, he grabbed a zip lock bag from a hidden compartment in his left gun holster, he then handed the contents of the bag to the pony to cheer her up.

“I don’t know if it will make you happy but its all I got.” He gave a toothy smile under the mask.

The pony opened the bag, “A chimichanga?” She asked, wondering why he had one of these.

He nodded, “It’s my favorite food, it usually cheers me up when I am down, it is usually good with beer, or was it Mountain Dew, maybe it was just water. I’ll ask the author later.”

Applebloom spoke up, “Deadpool, the ruthless mercenary, trying to cheer someone up, how pathetic. If you are wondering how I know who you are, it is because I was freed, I know all about you, Wade. I also know its time for you to stop interrupting in things that aren’t your business.” yet again she said this practically emotionlessly, like a zombie.

Deadpool pulled out his blades and the rest of the ponies got ready for battle almost on instinct as 7 grey emotionless verisons of royal guards came out. Deadpool watched as they unsheathed there bladed pegasus wings.

He readied himself for battle against the muscular stallions as each ran towards them.

Deadpool watched as the first one charged at him, he jumped over the wing and stabbed the creature in the back. Applejack bucked the second one in the jaw, as it fell to the ground she rammed it head on. Pinkie Pie pulled a matador gag on one revealing an anvil behind her as she dodged its wing at the last second, it rammed head on into the the blacksmith tool. Rainbow Dash kept flying around, confusing her opponent, waiting for him leave himself open, eventually he did before she rammed him down. Rarity decided to summon a bunch of gems from the ground, after setting them in a wave formation they hit her opponent full throttle. Fluttershy gave her opponent, “The stare”, after seeing him unaffected she called upon nearby creatures, which then jumped on him. Twilight picked her opponent up using unicorn magic and started slamming him into the ground, practically beating him before finally stopping.

Deadpool said, “Well it looks like I made myself some friends today.”

Authors note : I may not do the Discord Scarface fic mentioned in the first chapter, instead I may do a Dead Rising crossover fic where Frank West ends up in Equestria .